What’s the frequency Kenneth?

I want to reply to this guy but I don’t know how to do it without being insufferable.

Snow in the 55419

Here for it youtube.com/shorts/J7B_q...

Comment section under a video of Jack and Diane is getting heated

Moms For Liberty lost all 32 of their races on Tuesday. What a lovely ratio!

Trans pigeons are the new hanging chads.

Sliwa’s concession speech was something else

on dick cheney’s legacy The Legacy of Dick Cheney youtu.be/4jHonla5GYY

Dick kicked it. Might have a shot with my morning coffee to celebrate

To the men who are still explaining Wonder Woman to me in replies… you don’t quite get us, and that’s OK. We love you anyway.

#thingthursday I love this thing. Time to make skull brownies

Pleased that my youngest gets to vote in her first local, ranked choice election. She thinks Frey is “a little bitch” so that’s fun.

As a fun sidenote, Wendy's marketing reported that the word "Frescata" was "totally made-up", and meant to evoke "freshness" in a vaguely European way. However, it turns out that it's actually a real Italian term, roughly meaning "a blast of cold air that causes illness"

Haven't really seen flopsweat from Frey’s campaign, but deploying top surrogate Steve Cramer to attack @jazzformayor.bsky.social & @dewayneforminneapolis.com when Frey‘s worked to keep it a Fateh-only race indicates RCV strategy has rattled them. Cramer’s letter; my response (sent to Strib).

let it go klingon version

I’m going to get and endoscopy with my next colonoscopy. The whole procedure is a gonna be a big joke fest I’m sure.

Hey guys, so you can choose from three sizes…

5 birds have flown right into my front window this morning. There is a tree right in front of it so I can only assume they’re drunk on berries or some other nonsense

For fans of 25 minute long youtube videos and swearing and dioramas, this is great place to learn more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RIE...

Loved Prunella Scales in everything she did. Sybil is still my favorite. Rest in peace, funny lady youtu.be/7zvaBYIXa64?...

They still make Reggie Bars 🧐 This has been an intrusive thought blaircandy.com/products/reg...

Once in 8th grade, while the teacher was out hitting his flask, some kid I had a crush on made me laugh & I swallowed a gobstopper which lodged in my esophagus. The school nurse made me drink near-boiling water to melt it but being a gobstopper, it was everlasting so they called an ambulance.

My super power is putting furniture together without looking at the directions

GIRL: I like Star Trek. BOY: No you don't. Fuck you. What's the length of Kirk's inseam.

No.

I just got pulled over in Burnsville for going 40 in a 35

What’s it like inside your head?

Had a dream I went to a gig in pajamas so I had to borrow some dude’s clothes but he was 6’5” so they fell off on stage and then some cut up in the audience said “that’s what happens when you don’t TRY”

My uncle Pat and BIL Jay, are over and they’re talking about the drawbacks of having a hitch on the back of a truck because everyone wants you to haul stuff and it’s such a wholesome, old guy conversation. Anyway, bless us all, etc.

This story is amazing: “He was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of margarita mix, so I thought it was actually him.” www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

The last nurse that took my weight said, “don’t bother taking all that all off” and then marked me down as 25 lbs heavier than I am and now today’s guy is yelling at me for wearing outside shoes on his scale. I visit the doctor for many reasons and always come home feeling like a dunce.

It took waaaay too long into my existence on this earth, after constantly hearing Nathan Lane’s name and seeing him act, that Nathan Lane is Nathan Lane.

They should turn it into a roller disco it goes without saying

Midday feel good shit youtu.be/zgrVP_J0BHk?...

The caper at the Louvre is kind of what we needed as a society right now. I said it.

There’s one guy in Willmar standing across the street from a group of protesters and waving a trump flag. Real edge lord shit

I see certain entities have decided to set up shop here. Of course they’re here to troll because that’s the only way these weirdos feel anything. Block, block, block ✨

Kim Kardashian’s new bush-thongs are something else, I tell you what

Woke up with Admiral Stockdale on my mind. Simpler times or something. #GRIDLOCK

Sometimes I go down the Spooky Tooth luge youtu.be/u7lTzEVVItA?...

Welcome twitter refugees. We do things, erm, a liiiittle differently around here, hahaha. 1) only extremely positive posts! 2) about waterfowl! 3) obey this! Thanks and welcome and fucking OBEY.

You already cannot use SNAP for menstrual hygiene products, but imagine the strain when SNAP shuts down and harder choices are being made. Hit me up on Venmo @ Katie-Dohman if you want to help. I’ll shop and deliver after Halloween (our drive deadline).

My shrink, who has never willingly taken drugs, thinks I should stop smoking weed. Look dude, if I want to get high and watch cop dramas until 1am that’s my goddamn right. sybau

My kid just came back from the gas station with three hotdogs and ate them without batting an eyelash. These kids are built different

I’ve gotten over 100 spam voicemails from various cities in NY about loan consolidation in the last 3 days.

Seeing dudes get bent out of shape when the term “dad rock” is invoked, is some of the funniest shit ever

When I was 15 I put this song on every mix tape I made. My tinnitus cannot currently handle a listen. But thank YOU for listening youtu.be/XSEYGsk6KTM?...

after getting over the initial shock I got a follow-up "oof" remembering he was just in the Sly Stone doc talking about how white rock stars get to grow old and comfortable RIP to the man with the greatest three-albums-in-20-years career in music history