sweet, i’d never kick a real guard dog

This is insane.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

watching what’s happening in iran can’t help to think china would mop the floor with us in a war

i’ve become the aunt my nieces and nephews call for weather info/advice, it’s like a new level of cool i didn’t know existed

no❤️

what’s funny about trump buying all his top guys shoes by guessing their sizes is that the shoes are so ugly and always look so dumb, especially trump’s bc they look 2 sizes too small for his ankles.

ok i do hate that AI is killing the planet for this but knowing ted cruz has seen this is a silver lining

holy shit

The DHS Attorney who had a viral public meltdown in court at the height of the ICE occupation because it was too hard to follow court orders is now running for Congress as, get this, a Democrat. If we can learn what district she is running in, we can ask why she signed up to keep folks detained.

i’ve seen two timothée chalamet movies (dune and dune 2) and i was surprised they picked him for the role, he’s not magnetic on screen, just has a square face and seems like he thinks acting is shouting. i’ve been impressed by every ballet i’ve ever seen, kids to adults.

he hates the military so much, man. it’s palpable in the baseball cap, the stacking of the dead in sprinter vans. he thinks they’re losers, not worth flags at half staff like charlie kirk.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

it’s all so much worse when you factor in that he gets off to violence.

autistic women who grew up in the late80s/early 90s, how long did your Loreena McKennitt phase last

how short is markwayne mullin and why are there so many of these tiny lil angry guys in this admin

the “secretary of war” at the “department of war” told his “warfighters” to rain “death and destruction” but this is not a war ok so this can’t be a war crime just warfighters NOT doing war

i can’t handle israel suddenly crying about international law

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

kristi noem’s husband sitting behind her at the congressional hearings where she’s talking about the luxury bonin’ jet she’s got with her lover feels….like something i didn’t consent to being part of

our secretary of war from the department of war says his warfighters are not dying in a “war,” technically.

what’s the real body count

alpha male podcasters to the frontlines

imagine being a military general and getting the memo that the alcoholic fox news host in charge of you is sending your forces to die in something called Operation Epic Fury. how humiliating.

massage therapist receptionist: “ok they’re ready for you now!” me, draining the relaxing rosehip tea and slamming my mug on table: “take me to your strongest woman.”

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US. His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism. And he failed.

turns out the pedophiles running the country don’t care about the welfare of children

Operation It’s Not About Epstein Ok Stop Saying It’s About Epstein

they’re gonna chew through your children one way or another.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

accidentally ending up in christian heaven bc i’ve been singing sister act songs in my head for 30 years

oh my god mary cosby’s son, robert jr. died. oh my god. oh no.

Purity test is shorthand for “you care about the people I have already decided are expendable.”

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

the USA men’s hockey team is just a team full of red-blooded alpha males, the perfect representation of american masculinity which is why they’re also just widdle guys who can’t fink about powitics all they know is play sports googoo

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

“i would die for my family” ok but are you living for them now

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails. it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

30 years. This video should be on every network.

so, israel is demanding we go to war for them again, the american public is overwhelmingly against it, but both dems and republicans are pushing it. that should tell you who works for whom, who’s the boss. it’s not us, that’s for sure.

very glad i put the mn wild down so far on my list of local merch to get, that could’ve been embarrassing

men defending “locker room talk” as integral to their manhood more sense when you understand that they’re taught that being a man just means not being a woman.

Take note @sarahkendzior.bsky.social is on the mark.

just watched a guy stay on his feet despite walking on sheet ice a doberman who just saw and chased after a bunny, it was one of the more athletic things i’ve seen, had to go outside and cheer him on

The fact that there’s a secret network of doulas going around Minneapolis to help with home births for parents afraid of ICE should be front-page news. These children, born in secrecy, are American citizens.