a man asking if the symbol on my timberwolves hat is the rebel loon is a fed right

An American just got sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for moving “Antifa” zines and there’s about 1000x as much media coverage of Trump’s reflecting pool 👍

A data-driven analysis of how the New York Times's treatment of transgender subjects shifted "from rights-based framing toward more skeptical, conflict-driven coverage" since 2014, centering trans-rights opponents over trans people themselves. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

sat outside an estate sale over the weekend waiting for my partner, a guy on his bike rolls up, says he’s checking it out. me: it’s pretty good him: can you watch my bike me: …i don’t know how long i’ll be here him: oh it won’t be long, i don’t have all day for this kind of stuff me: him: me: ok

it should be legal to punch anyone wearing meta glasses in public

still wild to me that you can plant one bean and it makes a plant that gives you many more beans.

“beginner gardening advice id give if i wasnt afraid to hurt your feelings” first of all, calm down.

wow those law enforcement officers sure do love to shoot at moms in cars

the way i know men don’t experience anxiety on a relatable level is vasectomies are widely available, easy, and reversible. and yet! and yet.

you better not show up in boots and ruin my black-tie affair and then blame it on your roots

we’ll never know how many lives Haven Watch has saved

need your head on a swivel and ice in your veins to hit up the parking garage for the grocery store lovated under the senior living apartments for a midday run. there are no rules here.

There are multiple arrests of observers happening in the Twin Cities today. If you go out, please have your security settings on and seriously consider having a buddy with you

the dumbest and worst people in our country are getting all of the money.

his election wins were as real as the assassination attempts

the wilhelm scream always pulls me directly out of whatever world the director has been building

is there a way to make sure my 401K doesn’t invest in the spacex ipo, i don’t want my savings to ignite and implode and be told it’s a success

she’s so bad at this because she disconnected from the normal minnesotan experience; we don’t sit with people who imprison and kill our friends. once a cop always a cop.

is the neurotypical assumption that people don’t actually mean what they say actively taxing or does it run silently like a systems program in the background

because of woke you cant even denigrate an entire nationality wholesale anymore without being called a racist

this is how i picture what jesus would do

really striking to see so vividly what the antidote to all our horrible oorah tacticool masculinity politics looks like

hey no big deal but i think i just made friends with a man

when someone says “they can’t afford to feed their kids so you want the government to feed them?” i’m like, yeah.

encountered a nest full of baby bunnies in my yard, a couple escaped at our mutual shock of seeing one another. when i picked them up to put them back in their mother’s fur and the dried grasses she’d collected, their tiny bodies - no longer than my thumb - barely registered in my palm.

Nobody who has ever spent more than ten minutes around actual cows could possibly want anything to do with raw milk

there’s a flock of sparrows hanging out in a tiny forest of catnip growing in my yard, how do i tell them

3 nurses tried 4 different spots for an IV due to sickness dehydration and now my hands and arms look like an old banana, didn’t even cry (until the nurses left, anyway)

The money was always there for the good things.

peter thiel fucking off to argentina like the failed nazi he is

stephen miller is an ugly fuck and his ugly fuck of a wife can cry about it on tv alllllll she wants

here’s the thing: the republicans do care more about someone being perceived as feminine than they do about gas prices or even sex abuse crimes against children and adults and animals.

Foreign policy experts say that the United States is suffering a humiliating defeat in Iran. A guy who shits himself in public and thinks windmills cause cancer says the war is a glorious victory. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

trump did his own research on this?

can’t we just deport kevin o’leary

I helped on this one. I found one of the shooters active in an incel forum complaining about being short, attacking women and giving advice on self-harm. The shooters weren't nihilist. They're representative of the ties between incels and white power that's fueled by the great replacement theory.

boomers: “our parents sacrificed everything for us to have a better life, so our kids should also have to sacrifice everything so we can have a better life.”

i too would fake an assassination attempt to avoid going to don jr’s wedding

extra terrible to be sick on a gorgeous 3-day weekend, this body is a prison

Dear news media, Do not give the Trump regime credit for opening the Strait of Hormuz, if it happens. I know it's hard to remember things that happened less than 3 months ago, but Trump's illegal war closed the strait in the first place. Sincerely, Mark

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

the spurs fans chanting “flopper” is healing me

we’ve always known he’s basically illiterate, these always bring me joy

been on a steady regimen of dayquil and nyquil for about 24 hours and woke up thinking today was wednesday

did anyone else just get dozens of followers who have never posted and all have 8-12 followers and are all following around 400 people

saw a medium talking about how so many boomers are dying and realizing in the afterlife that they totally boned the rest of us and thus, we should expect a lot of boomer ghosts; they can’t help themselves from fucking with us even after they die.

Post Secret, every week

“kids don’t come with instruction manuals!” they do: it’s to love and keep them alive. so many parents manage to get that wrong immediately and can’t seem to admit it.

OKC is not a fun team to watch, it’s all this stuff on like every play