if you own a Wagoneer in the state of Minnesota, you are no longer allowed to be a shitty driver! I don’t make the rules!!!

“I’m just so tired of all these star wars.”

“‘During this process, an unknown individual poured a large quantity of beer from an upper balcony onto an officer standing below, soaking the officer’s uniform and equipment,’ the department wrote.”

was just talking about how small old rav 4s are. 20 years ago they weighed 1,000 pounds less, comparable to a honda civic!

very tall

tried to venmo southside battletrain $5 so my kid could spin a wheel to win a candy cigarette and venmo flagged the transaction as a scam. it’s not a scam, I just live in Minneapolis

Dave Garman is a cop who was fired for using excessive force and was then re-hired and promoted to department training director.

tbh this is exactly how I feel about going to the Champlain Pizza Ranch hard to explain that driving 11 miles to a pizza buffet scares me more than living in North Minneapolis

at my college they always called non-alcoholic options “alt bevs” and I really think “alt bev” has the juice! it’s such a great phrase.

this is why I’m now in 23 increasingly weird Signal groups

sanitary sewer, welcome to the resistance

Panic! at the Airport

I love Fancy Ray so much. In my mind he is the mayor of Minneapolis. “He has officiated hundreds of weddings, ‘mostly for tattooed white people,’ he says with a grin.”

I showed a few ICE agents in Houston photos of masked agents at O’Hare. They seemed surprised (and annoyed) by it, and said they had been told multiple times they were not allowed to mask.

how interesting someone apparently has the power to order this and have it be followed. how interesting this wasn’t able to be done in the state of minnesota while they were illegally arresting and abusing minnesotans how interesting in the minnesotan sense of the word

“‘Here we are, months into a case that the government had an intense appetite to initiate, but cannot seem to keep up the pace when it comes to discovery obligations,’ Micko wrote. ‘This is unacceptable.’”

these people can’t even change a tire

poor correa! glad he’s still with us.

Summertime in my city Ain't nobody tripping Summertime in my city We just smoking and sipping Summertime in my city Ain't nothing but love Summertime in my city Every hood is like a club

my son in therapy: and on Saturdays my parents would clean the house and listen to Atmosphere really loud

this is so funny someone whacked her like a piñata and all these high school debate club flashcards started falling out

everyone knowing the price of a barrel of oil reminds me of living in Houston

imho water from the Great Lakes should not be used for data centers!!!! “The location of the project will also sit on top of an aquifer that is running dry. To combat the their dwindling fresh water supply, the city… is in the middle of building a pipeline to bring in water from Lake Michigan”

me whenever I see something northside in the wild

is this what happened to that submarine

People are commenting about how this is about "powerful" men, but in a society that listens to men over women and girls, that treats the former as competent and credible, the latter as not, every man is empowered to abuse, and it happens at all levels and in all sectors of society.

In all my years at WaPo, this happened to me twice, and it was a huge Marty-Baron-is-calling-your-boss-level deal. Now that I’m indy, it’s three times in a month, that I know of! It’s fucking disgusting. I made $220 from paid subscriptions last month and a salaried journalist is stealing from me.

doesn’t @amyklobuchar.com credit her horrific NICU experience for why she ran? I cannot imagine being a sitting senator right now doing nothing while every day there’s a new nightmare to read.

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

No water for ICE: the city of Social Circle, Georgia, has cut off water and sewer services at the warehouse-turned-detention center and locked the water meter. www.wsbtv.com/news/local/w...

all I could think of when reading this was Target saying “I don’t even have A problem, let alone many problems that would necessitate a completely new in-store experience”

we got to go to the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo every year also once we went to the ship channel but they didn’t have anything to set up so the admin assistant was like “yall want to see how I fax our lunch order to Whataburger?”

I fucking love a fun fact but then I had a kid who always wants to tell me fun facts and maybe there is such a thing as too many fun facts.

my block is on TOP of the snow emergency, gj everyone. I feel like this is another thing we can thank the Signal groups for.

one time I read a book about ultralight backpacking and it said “cutting your toothbrush to save pack weight is like pulling the papers out of your glovebox to reduce how much your car weighs” I think about this a LOT

ok but can someone tell me why she always posts a screenshot of a headline with no attribution or link to the article?

offering my services as a snow emergency genius. message me and I’ll tell you where to park.

“Pregnancy is the only condition where Florida courts have ruled that a patient can be forced to undergo unwanted treatment. Even a state prisoner on a hunger strike has more rights to make medical decisions.”

I’m so small and cute I’m worried I’ll blow away.

few things have summed up 2026 in Minnesota as succinctly as below

he’ll always be La Puma to me

imagine if the bonkers racist prolific poster in your neighborhood facebook group circa trump 1.0 died and a couple years later a local history museum curated a hagiographic exhibit about him now you know how I feel

A striking feature of Trump and his team is: they somehow imagine a world in which they are the only actors, only ones with power, and whether it's Tehran or Minneapolis are surprised when it turns out others do. There are many kinds of power and many nations with power.

Photo of the tow truck that hooked onto the illegally parked HSI vehicle. The HSI agent ran up to the tow, tripped on the chain, and then was scolded. It was a win for the people of Minneapolis today.

people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...

it’s so offensive to me when google asks for help. Are the cops still there? Are the post office’s hours correct? Is the bus busy? go fuck yourself robot I ain’t saying shit

It’s crazy North Minneapolis has both the best post office (Lowry) and the best hennepin county service center (Plymouth).

all rotten, all linked

I know this is a conservative rag, but I found it so bizarre how the author and quoted folks all say that ICE cannot drive marked vehicles, they must be unmarked because they have to work in secret. what!