it’s 9:11 make a wish!

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

back from japan and the jet lag is crazy

i did know him. that is, our paths did cross. on bluesky

The Consensus for Showdown № 225 is in 🗳️ Here are the top twenty best LA noir films, as voted by the Letterboxd community 😎 View the list: boxd.it/Qf6pq

welcome to derry is so good

getting buccal fat removal before even hitting the age of … 22 is just so sad like you didn’t even give your face the chance to mature!

current favorite obsession is adding as many corporate words as possible to random sentences to piss off my friends like how many times can i pack audits, deliverables, and touching base into a stupid ass sentence

Twigs ate this album oml...

if i get asked if i got botox (i didnt) does that mean my gua sha is working

well DAMN! if you can’t go to bella noches where the hell could you go!??

i could eat red curry every single day

Good morning

escape wore me out

"Big words" was always a dog whistle for willful ignorance to me, especially after Google. Anytime I didn't know a word, I would LOOK IT UP. Guess what? Now I know the word. We be talking about wanting yearners. We need LEARNERS.

enough with these mini reveals, you boys need to do steroid reveals! cmon, pony up fags!

anora set my standard for heterosexual strip clubs so high and they always let me down

my life is a series of multi-factor authentications

AOC: There was a day before his presidency, and there will be a day after — and it belongs to us.

have not bought pokemon ZA because i still have a switch 1 and the performance seems so poor based on the youtube breakdowns that ive seen

i NEED to go to berlin

soooo excited for niteharts <3

is this thing on

everything is romantic

enough of that woman please

and what’s swiftologist gonna say when his fave gets lower reviews than Zara

my mandopop girls keep shifting to primarily english music this is so depressing

the gay tension of straight men in the gym is crazy why’d i just watch 7 dudes go around in a circle feeling up this man’s arms

perfect-for-you.mp3

🌊🌊

steamy

Just wanna suck sweaty gym dick but whatever

gonna be sick my friend just got engaged to a guy he met in april like damn bitch you couldn’t even let the honeymoon phase wrap up first? give it a year?

me and that boy are done-da-dun

The leader of the SHUTEN ORDER is murdered. After being resurrected as Rei, they have no memories and only four days to uncover the truth. Can Rei hunt down the culprit? Play now: ninten.do/6013s5Tdx

shuten order is one of my top games this year for sure omg

long time no see i’ve been chronically offline focused on gaming except for instagram which i can never seem to drop

this ios update is so trippy

we are so back you guys

where do you guys get ur p*ppers from

gay ppl will fuck anything with biceps like it’s crazy

The concept of two boys kissing

fucked a guy in the gym showers after leg day yesterday i love life again

i just think that-

Sometimes I feel like licking a huge bicep would cure me.