still a flamer deep down 💚

my top genre isn’t pop for the first time since spotify wrapped’s inception

pokemon fans speculating mega flygon has the same aura as rihanna fans speculating a new album

NONBINARY LUCARIO

so terribly exhausted from people's lack of commitment! "we need community" no, you actually just want convenience!

skill issue

two-hour yearning

buying yourself a new household appliance as an adult really does feel like unwrapping a new game as a child

Me to a rotisserie chicken

whitexican serving good vocals on thanksgiving.. everybody’s eating tonight

Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake

how do i deliver a nuclear missile to snapchat HQ so that i never receive a holiday message from them ever again

TLDR; Ecotherapy is a criminal offense

Theydies and themtlemen

as an westerner that doesn't watch south korean shows often, is there a reason editors love showing the same scene/reactions 3-5x in a row? with no audio splicing? /srs

why are you, as a cafe, only open until 2pm I’m going to fucking kill you

how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple

White woman… WW.. turn it 90°.. EE! Emperor Emma!

watching physical: asia for the plot

many of us leaving the relative security of the familiar in pursuit of creating our authentic selves

HEWO! I’m running the World Aids day Red Run, raising vital funds for @thelovetankcic.bsky.social and I’d really appreciate it if you could share my just giving page + donate if possible! ❤️🫶🏽 Thank you 🥹 xx www.justgiving.com/page/asad-za...

Hundreds of Starbucks baristas and labor organizers blockaded Starbucks' largest distribution center in York, Pennsylvania, halting distribution of syrups, coffee beans, and other supplies to the entire northeast. This escalation is part of @sbworkersunited.org's ongoing strike.

i LOVE having to lose sleep over street parking 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

POP THE BUBBLE QUICKLY

good morning fellow big guys, i Hope we’re feeling okay today ❤️

you would’ve thought “wicked: for good” was the final legally-produced movie in all of hollywood history with the amount of brand partnerships it has. what the hell am i supposed to do with a wicked mop

at some point normani stans have to accept that she just simply doesn’t give a damn

gallon-sized reusable water bottles emit a “comically large” aura that one can only compare to clown shoes

“spongebob big guy pants ok” slowly becoming the next chudai/wataa #noticing

the cop on squid game the challenge s2 looking and acting exactly how any cop would lmao they’re all the SAME

having a humidifier: 😜 cleaning a humidifier: 😔

so close! that is a furry ❤️

therapist tasked me to have more intentional mornings, so instead of jerking off im gonna facetime my mom and brother ❤️

dishwasher loaded, sink cleared, laundry done and put away in the same day all by 10pm on a saturday i’m literally shaking you guys

‪unafraid to reference or not reference‬

if you’re built like this, write me

first four-day week since march I’m back mfers

woke up with an illness that can only be cured by dry humping for four consecutive hours

just saw a tiktok video of someone showing six million people exactly how to enter her convoluted parisian apartment. what ever happened to stranger danger guys

exit interview felt more like a coffee date than an exit interview

which celeb press tour youtube series would you wanna do? i’d have so much fun with the VF lie detector test

Katniss Everdeen, “if we burn, you burn with us,” featuring Edward Cullen traipsing through Ponderosa pine forests.  A ★★ review of Die My Love (2025) boxd.it/bG0Ud7

2% body weight twtgays mad they’re not the center of a new thirst trap prompt trend, oh brother

it started here actually

the way i’m absolutely unmoved by this

educators that require students to use genAI in any part of their curriculum should have their licenses revoked idgaf

why am I just now learning kirby air riders has been out???

70° in november oh baby my thighs will be OUT today

"now hiring for barista roles" "must have 3-4 years experience lol