michael already pissing me off in traitors.

everyone is hating on the proteinification of everything meanwhile i’m kinda living for it

it’s friday jr. who gonna let me put the tip in

i’m sorry what the fuck is going on

all I need before going to bed is a forehead kiss and $10k who got me

been feeling very sky ferreira ghost ep cover art pose lately

the only thing ik abt him is that he’s a zionist lol

that finale…. #rhoslc

I cannot believe it’s only tuesday.

new year new dick tf!!

sudden urge to disappear and start a new life somewhere idk

think i need to get drunk this weekend

i want more nyc bloomfs

ppl always ask when i’ll get back on instagram, I would always say a few months but now i feel more like it’s probably never lol

omg :D

old apple charger just came in the mail so I can finally charge my iPod nano and iPod touch

THIS TEQUILA 90 PROOF CHASE IT WITH MY PUSSY JUICE

what a time to be an american! rent is half your paycheck, groceries skyrocketing, pop stars have more spine than opposition party leaders, and the govt starts an illegal war all while the president was besties w the world’s biggest pedophile - but at least you can ask chatgpt how to feel about it!

in all honesty I might be more obsessed with mamdanis wife instead of mamdani himself

gm

this is going to be my year I don’t give a fuck

just realized mamdani is officially my mayor now

happy new year to all my beautiful bloomfs (say it back)

gonna spend my nye making a vision board and protecting my peace

wish I could get a free bag of chipppsssuhh

edible popped and meat getting beat at 3pm on a tuesday….did I even try?

the concept of humans planning their own extinction with the never ending rise of AI…gotta laugh to keep from crying 😹😹

i luv it i luv it i luv it when you eat it

it’s finally happening omgggg

me anytime I post abt avatar on bluesky…where are my avatar stans???

that first flop…how did it feel?

I want a flip phone

the thought of going back to work on monday is physically making me sick to my stomach I can’t start the new year off with this negativity….

me and 3 other oomfs who don’t gaf abt heated rivalry

new t*ylor variant in 3..2…

last christmas I gave you my hole the very next day you went with a trade 😔

christmas finally over, now get me back to nyc where everyone is caramel and queer

another thirst trap? bitch go be with your family i’mskjdnskskss

in the clurb we all fam :D

can bluesky give us pics in dm’s as a christmas present or

can someone remove my curse pretty pls

why is everyone in florida so fucking ugly

arrived to the airport and realized I forgot my toiletry bag with all my make up, perfume, deodorant, and skin care…..

tfw when you wanna post a thirst trap but ur #chopped

new mother unlocked btw

mysterious on the internet is a myth btw

I guess you could say nicki’s downfall is roman’s revenge hmm…

Lowkey three person group chats run the world

craving peruvian food so bad