Pope Leo I'm gonna level with you it's time to either excommunicate JD Vance or shut up

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The Rest Is Politics featuring Dominic Sandbrook, a reminder that however bad things are they can always get worse.

Shout out to all the gays wearing their slutty little outfits at the supermarket this evening, spring is springing!

Since the world may be ending, I'll squeeze in two movies without a single reviewer standing up for them on Rotten Tomatoes. Just me. Firstly, the fabulous Julie Christie in a dark 1981 adaptation of Doris Lessing's sci-fi novel Memoirs of a Survivor. 4 out of 5 film-authority.com/2026/04/07/m...

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

NYT: Trump dials up rhetoric, causing concern among some

Kanye West banned from entering UK after antisemitism row ft.trib.al/b0IpAMI

People were dunking on "Operation Epic Fury" because it's cringe and the stuff of preteens, and of course that's true, but only to a slightly greater extent than every other US military operation over the last forty years. It's very little to do with Trump

This man is sixty years old.

Nothing could possibly go wrong with this idea, that's for sure! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

One of the very best from Clickhole

The BBC adaptations of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy and Smileys People, just 👌

It's time to repost this Easter masterpiece

Good morning (she has already been outside and did not care for it).

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

Why do these all sound like gay slurs

wow how embarrassing and evil that the americans are trying to abolish birthright citizenship. cant imagine any other country being stupid and racist enough to do that.

Two things about this: Even when going fash they can't resist channelling the whimsical cartoon bear (a hard stare, lol) Striking how many British political/media establishment types have gone completely mad in the last 10 years through some combo of Corbyn/Brexit/COVID/transphobia/all of the above

*going up to a straight couple* so which one of you is secretly sleeping with a Royal Navy captain and which one of you is secretly spying for the Chinese government

Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years

MPs doing April Fools, on this platform? Good luck with that.

🇬🇧 UK Poll of Polls: 31 March 2026 Conservatives overtake Labour, who slip into third place with the Greens on their tail. 25% ➡️ Reform 19% 🌳 Conservative 18% 🌹 Labour 17% 🍃 Green 12% 🐥 Lib Dem 6% 👽 Other 3% ✖️ SNP

Them: “You better not be a cunty prehistoric hominid when I get home” Me:

I don't know her, she goes to a different cabinet is incredible stuff from a prime minister really. www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Strikes me as an absurd threat, either we need the 4000 new training places or we don’t

Interesting how the NYT soft peddles this by saying "critics say". No, Ben Gvir who wrote the law, says that.

The ghost of Roy Jenkins must condemn

In Manchester for a few days to see the future out-laws and in anticipation of a Big Night paid for a late checkout at the hotel that we didn't end up using because we were in bed by midnight. Middle age!

Shameless madame (weeds: neighbours own)

New centaur just dropped, and they're friendly to small pets!

As they angle for a presidential pardon in television interviews, Sam Bankman-Fried’s law professor parents file “pro se” motions for their adult son, leave voicemails with the judge, and sign documents claiming they're from him in prison.

She is doing the Discord walk at the beginning and it's probably the best thing about the whole film.

A poster that is impossible to read in anything other than the Meryl Streep dingo ate my baby accent.

good morning how are you i'm dr owl

Yet another example of the British love of faffing around ineffectually at the edges when you could just start levying a reasonable tourist tax.

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

I am constantly brought back to this moment

Ha ha ha, hate to be one of those countries pinning their future on building data centres!

Feel like more people outside of Scotland should see this because this is genuinely horrific stuff from not just a Scottish Party leader but a member of the House of Lords

Lol and indeed lmao, everyone who went all in on the assumption of a thousand year Trump hegemony might want to start panicking now and avoid the last minute rush www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

Good morning from my esteemed homeworking colleague and I.

you see dubious political chicanery, I see admirable proof that the Met doesn't discriminate when it comes to its abject failure to investigate phone theft, even if the phone in question was being used to run the government

I don't know why he's as anti Starmer as he is when they have so much in common.

The Operations Officer at Endometriosis UK is a man. Five of the seven trustees of the Endometriosis Foundation are men. No headlines about that

I don't know what the problem is here, I for one am extremely reassured when politicians blink like hostages sending a coded message on camera.

Lunchtime stupid baby content.

"Beware the green menace" are the dying words of a bowler-hatted civil servant who has collapsed in woodland in the pre-titles of an episode of The Avengers.

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