Dante's seven factors of authentication

The Halloween candy and I need to cohabitate peacefully in this house for a whole month. I don’t like my odds.

Pope Leo: "Someone who says 'I'm against abortion', but is in favor of the death penalty, is not really pro-life. Someone who says 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States', I don't know if that's pro-life."

The password for my rapture bunker is acetaminophen

Seattle-Racing Louisville match abandoned after DeMelo collapse

Sending love to Savannah DeMelo who collapsed on the field and has been taken to a hospital 💜

The elimination of the de minimis exception for tariffs is affecting a number of social enterprises I order from. I hope it doesn’t end the incredible work they are doing.

And she’s done it AGAIN! Emma Sears puts it in the back of the net for Racing Louisville 👑

Stockholm syndrome is just a fancy word for families.

You know you’ve made it as a fan when that clue has about 12 more words than you need.

Our president is getting regular IVs, has swollen ankles (and has suddenly started talking about heaven) and we’re not asking more questions???

Ngl, the day after NWSL After Dark hangover is a thing when covering. Resting HR and sleep just get fubar’ed and the next morning I’m wrecked

Pay attention Brazil national team! So said the coach.

Oy

That is indeed a pair of crutches next to Shea Groom shown on the broadcast. She’s listed as out with a lower leg injury.

I mean- there were reruns in the summer but we were outside then 😅

So they're cutting 6 QBs

At least they have a multi hour rain delay to talk through it.

On the flip side, they're playing CCR's "Who'll Stop the Rain" at the stadium rn. Points to the DJ. #NWSL

Blake Beddingfield Grades Cam Ward’s Throws and Looks at #Titans’ Roster Battles So much detail out of the preseason win in Atlanta: 💥Ward's mechanics 💥The back-end RBs 💥OLBs in coverage as an issue 💥Oladejo's difficulties & much more If you don't read this, you're not really following the team.

It's crazy how many "gang members" have been providing our food and building our homes and whatnot.

This week the #NWSL is showcasing rivalries. Gotham v. Washington DC, Angel City v. San Diego, Portland v. Seattle, Louisville v. themselves.

janine sonis right back era, i am listening

Standout Performance: Racing Louisville’s Jordyn Bloomer saves not one, but two PKs! #RacingLou #NWSL www.allforxi.com/nwsl/7835/a-...

I wouldn't be shocked if he gave them Alaska back.

What in the Stretch Armstrong

Nonzero chance that Trump gets Saquon and Herschel Walker mixed up.

Feel like that was a tough call on Fischer. Racing Louisville

GAME DAY! ⚽️ Racing Louisville vs Kansas City Current 🏟️ Lynn Family Stadium 🗓️ Friday | August 1 | 8pm ET 📣 Legion members, join us in the Estopinal End! 🥤6:30pm Happy Hour - $2 beer, Pepsi, and water at all bars 🧣pick up your LL scarf at our table behind the Estopinal End on the concourse!

When people ask me how the Titans are going to do this year…

Wow. He is doing some good here. I admire him for being vocal.

Pause for three minutes and soak up the grace of this man. Earlier today, the father of three U.S. Marines, Narciso Barranco, spoke publicly for the first time after being pinned to the ground and savagely punched by ICE agents while they arrested the landscaper outside the IHOP where he worked.

𝐓𝐖𝐎. 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄. 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐒. 🏆 We’re bringing some more silverware back to Louisville!!!!!

Welcome back football! I am here for all the PK content!

I am loving the Athletic’s WoSo coverage. Really fills a gap for me. Will Patri Guijarro be the next Spain midfielder to win the Ballon d’Or?

What a comforting thought that Venus might come out of retirement every once in a while to bring us joy.

So nice of Denver to honor the legacy of Pat Summitt like this

Great to hear! Time to TitanUp!

Too little too late for Will Levis.

Coldplay concert prenup

Gonna do a better chop reskeeting NFL writers around the country as camps open. I wanna make NFL Bluesky not just viable but vibrant. Folks and independent outlets who are posting here deserve our attention and engagement!

“Put them in the freezer, we’ll make banana bread with them” and other lies we tell ourselves.

This won’t fix the gutting of federal funding, but: Go ahead and shoutout a smaller public radio station that has meant something to you & include a donation link. I’ll start: WUOT Knoxville, which reaches up into mountains and was a lifeline for me for a couple years give.utk.edu/campaigns/42...

I quit Girl Scouts at the age of 7 because they wanted me to wear khakis and a vest.

Aren’t we all?

Buckeyes showing out in Cincy ❤️🤍 What a game for Izzy Rodriguez and Emma Sears!

Little late but I’ll take all the Sears I can get.

Changes at the half for Ireland but not for USA. Interesting.