Tuh-duh tuh-duh tuh-duh tuh-duh TJ Maxx! (I like these kits)

I know there’s a lot of talent around the NWSL but effective playmakers don’t grow on trees in soccer. Trading away young ones to boot? Absolutely wild in my opinion

My things are things already kind of around: pasties (common in mining areas around the world due to their portability) and paçzki (Polish food extremely popular in a portion of Michigan one day of the year).

Does the Olympics still do the luge where two people ride on top of each other? If so, why is it even a thing?

I think we know what DJ Khaled *really* needs to take a pill for

Gosh I hope not!

400 minutes, 3 assists, 1 goal, and a midseason loan to Colombia “for personal reasons.”

Caesar Flickerman-ass mf

The 5-year-old being taken out of school, disappeared and used as bait has really messed me up

You could often find some decent alternate sources of player data for men’s soccer, but FBref was the standard, period, for women’s soccer stats, to say nothing of advanced stats. Anyone who has covered the sport will tell you tracking basic counting stats for NWSL is a fool’s errand without FBref

Scheduling all my appointments on a holiday I’m off: This is such a good idea, I am so smart. Attending all the appointments on the holiday I’m off: what the fuck, this sucks. I can’t do fun stuff because I scheduled these on a day off like a total idiot.

It’s embarrassing to make a post around the fact that a QB can say a few (not even really big) words

Coming in 2026 - No Other Choice 2, where Lee Byung-hun does “whatever it takes” to become the undisputed leading man of international cinema

The Wave have lost their best player like four times in two years, lol. And that doesn’t include Morgan retiring on a random Friday to get the ball rolling on this.

I encounter this at work on a daily basis and Willow is absolutely right. Functional literacy is in the tubes and rapidly getting worse.

“We hear for you.”

Absolutely tracks

Any time you can trade your anchor CB (or let them walk for free, worse still) you gotta do it?

I don’t intrinsically have anything against pragmatic managers, but I also can’t identify any coherent “style of play” across Armas’ teams to date

Tuning in for Manchester United's next head coach announcement, where the new guy walks out with a big, fearful grin and says "Hi I'm (name), welcome to Jackass" before getting jump-kicked by a rando

My favorite song from 2025 was “Sylvia” by Julien Baker and TORRES youtu.be/P0MhFvH-eTU?...

If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping

Singer from Geese sounds like a bleeting goose alright, hit send

This is a really good read from Bill, and he does a good job of making the distinction between body positivity and making changes for health. My Dad passed away this year. The news was a shock but not a surprise, because he had been in poor health for a while. (1/x)

Thanks so much, it really does sound like I never need to see this

This screams to me “The Union are selling high and found the closest sucker…”

This “Eat shit, poors” response is sure something

sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some

I guess you shouldn’t tell this Amelia Bedelia to take a hike

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Funny that Pluribus and The Chair Company essentially have the same plot

I think an underrated thing about the idiots-with-double-z-names saga is that the first part of the takedown features that tortured bamboo metaphor, by part three it was like “Anyway here’s seven more things she did real bad.” Part 27 is going to be a bullet point list that’ll be: “• Sedition”.

Wow, great minds bsky.app/profile/socc...

I’ve made a real effort to become a better cook this year and so I’ve grown accustomed to searching for recipes online to help me level up. But it takes a ton of work and knowledge to be able to vet recipes in the first place before even considering trying them.

Cor blimey, bloody hell

Apropos of nothing, I have two pieces of life advice: if you have the money, you should hire a moving company when you move, and if you have anything remotely complex in your income taxes (including/especially contractor work) you should hire a human accountant to do your taxes for you.

I have watched this video too many times, and my favorite part is the editor friendly fire-ing him into falling down like a doofus before he even begins his counterattack in earnest

The world is a big old bummer right now

What’s even funnier about this is Joyce Carol Oates did a long profile in The New Yorker a couple years ago where she concluded she had no personality

I think in the next four transfer windows, this guy will get a move to MLS and play about 300 minutes in a season.

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-BASKETBALL!!!!! needs to be in the mix here, to be honest

Nothing will ever top “I’m sorry, what is a Shoney’sssssss?”

I wrote hundreds of match recaps & edited hundreds more for this site back in the day. It’s not just MLS - I’m increasingly convinced soccer will “fail” because at this moment when U.S.-based fans love it more than ever, there is a rapidly shrinking media ecosystem covering the sport. We are screwed

If, like me, you need to listen to some real bummercore music, Cate Le Bon’s new album is terrific. It’s all mid-tempo, mid-tonal, like a sound bath full of sad vibes. Having said that, it’s not a dirge, it’s not despairing, it even has a few brighter moments. But it’s bummercore, for sure.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an eagle?

Soccer, sunshine, and something special. We’re hitting the field in Durham on Oct 19th for a FREE clinic just for middle schoolers. ⚽️ Grades 5–8 📍 Durham Nativity School Let’s play, learn, and grow together. forms.gle/gGAgjkQoJeJK...

I think Porter has completely wrapped up the Jason Kreis career coaching arc at this point