This guy is just Bert IRL

One thing about the situation in Portland is that local news is reporting on the hoax. Claims that the city is war torn are simply not credible and even the biggest fearmongers are adjusting.

If you can't get the #KCCurrent #ACFC game on TV, it's available as a radio broadcast at bridge909.org

Ted lasso shouting live dot gif

The problem with American institutions right now is that they're just as comfortable being performatively right wing as they were being performatively left wing a decade ago.

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

Truly, just having a podcast should be disqualifying

The real misery index for #NWSL fans should be: 1 point for every referee you can name 1 point for every coach/manager who was mentioned in the Yates Report or is the subject of pending litigation 1 point for every head coach you've had in the last three years 1 point per year rebuilding

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Pietra Tordin makes scoring goals look so easy.

This week the #NWSL is showcasing rivalries. Gotham v. Washington DC, Angel City v. San Diego, Portland v. Seattle, Louisville v. themselves.

It’s just goin g to repeat this isn’t my specialty so I can’t say for sure over and over.

a thing i simply cannot get over, as The Media collapses for i think the 5th time in my adult life, is what the fuck business the people who own these publications think they are in. shouldn’t the point be to just make enough money making the articles to make more articles

Abolish the Space Force

When I played soccer as a kid, we would regularly line up against teams with players who were a foot taller than us. My coach taught me to play a clean game and do my best, no excuses and no whining. Pride and dignity ranked higher than winning on the field.

This club is desperate for a striker to fill the gap left by Wilson and Hanks, but management is out here courting bosses.

As a pediatrician this breaks my heart but sadly doesn’t surprise me.

Sukimamori is a one-eyed purple monster who scares kids away from the gap between the platform and the train in various stations around Japan.

Can you imagine being Peter Thiel's barber? You show up to work drunk once every 4-6 weeks, grab a random clipper guard and start chopping. twenty minutes later you've earned a couple hundred bucks.

This is a brilliant essay down to the footnotes

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It’s been fully agreed by and between the Dominion and the Romulan Star Empire there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE! We could only have done it if it was mediated by the strongest & best military ever in the Cardassian Union. Praise to the founders & Pah Wraiths.

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

People tend to only think of the homeless dying during white flag nights in winter from cold exposure but heat is as is not more deadly and yet there is no color flag warning or threshold for shelter. There should be. It’s deadly out there.

If you look carefully at the footage from the military parade you can see Michael Dukakis driving one of the tanks

They decided to film a scene from a Vietnam War documentary IRL

This doesn't go far enough. Just remake the dang Studebaker

good luck getting anyone to spend $80 on a videogame when that same price gets you two cubic yards of screened loam

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

Boston Legacy's new crest looks solid but they're not going to beat the swan diving allegations. #woso #nwsl

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

My kid said that the rappin roast on #rpdr reminded them of Lin Manuel Miranda. Harsh but fair

It’s always a bad sign on #rpdr when the girls spend 3/4 of the episode talking about the scoring system. Where was the drag?

I love this new ending to Detransition Baby

Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

Naeher should get extra credit because playing keeper for the Stars is the most stressful job in professional sports.

#NWSLafterdark on Ion has some of the wildest ads. I'm pretty sure I just saw a promo for CornCob TV.

I've just realized that ligaments are basically the duct tape of the body and this means your ankle is basically put together with duct tape and hope and honestly, it tracks.

Cocaines Georg, who lives in cave and snorts 116,999,893 tonnes of cocaine per year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

This looks like a still from a video for the Earth Opera song "The Red Sox are Winning"

It's cool that the Current have a radio broadcaster covering their games #kcbaby. I wish I could listen to Thorns games on the radio #BAON

If Godzilla played guitar he would have like a million effects pedals

This is why I got a second dishwasher.

Harrow the Ninth (2020)

Twelve Days of Mortality History Christmas - Day 13🎄💀: A heart-shaped silver medal commemorating the death of Charles I. A skull appears between a ‘C’ and ‘R’ (Carolus Rex). Above is the message ‘Prepared bee to follow me.’ #skystorians

Illinois was lucky to get its Sufjan Stevens album. Hoping for a stylish state flag redesign on top of that would spoil them.

Parents who feel rushed by their kid's transitions should process those feelings in a private space. The feelings of people who aren't even patients should not be a factor in medical decisionmaking.