I log onto this site for one reason and one reason only: to watch people get mad about headline wording

new york city - november 5 2025

Viral moment as Zoomers erect the megaguillotine in Union Square. One underrated aspect of Zohran's leadership is his capacity to bring his fans out for fun activities, bringing a social aspect to the campaign

SUCK IT OTHER CITIES, WHOEVER YOU ARE

21 years ago today I was sitting in John Kerry's New York City HQ calling people to invite them to his victory party

I hate to admit it but if I were the guy in this photo I'd be asking my mom to move schools

"Heretic" but it's two Mamdani canvassers trapped in Ezra Klein's house

Been sick for the last few days and have been processing it in an emotionally healthy way

Still can't get over that Taylor Swift's fiance proposed to her while wearing shorts after she appeared on his podcast

Looking for more images that capture the COVID-19 pandemic

You should be able to FOIA the NSA to find your old Neopets password

Zohran Mamdani is icing Cuomo so hard he's now just creating challenges for himself. He'll get on Instagram being like "Today I'm campaigning in dactylic hexameter"

At a certain point I started counting how many times the book called someone "Daddy" and it's like 13 times

The office bathroom speakers are playing The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

Already planning how I'm gonna leverage Taylor Swift's "Elizabeth Taylor" to tell coworkers about Elizabeth Taylor's unconsummated May-December relationship with Colin Farrell

Sorry wait Taylor Swift's new album has a song about cancel culture???

Sympathy for all the Gen X dads who made an unappreciated "nobody out-crazies Ophelia" reference while being made to listen to the new Taylor Swift album

TILLY 👏 NORWOOD 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 VIRGIN

DIVA DOWN

In the old days if you bought an action platformer you wouldn't beat it! Entire bosses would be rumors! You'd hear "my brother says if you beat it fast enough Samus takes off her clothes" and everyone would say "shut up Cody" but then the quiet new kid would say "it's true" and it would be news!

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

I'm actually the Scav person who requested that @seantcollins.com 's tweet be painted in oils, ultimately generating this bizarre AI summary. all of the completions were genuinely amazing, and sorry I forgot to ask permission Sean!

Folks there has never been a funnier time to have a website filled with miscellaneous bullshit www.scavhunt.net/past-years

UPDATE THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED

WSJ: So you have no leads? Kash Patel, frantically typing "Who Is Killer" into Grok in twelve different tabs: THE GUN. IS. TRANS.

You know you've made it as an authoritarian political party when one of your guys gets ganked and everyone immediately starts sharing Horst Wessel's Wikipedia article.

The Etsy witch Jezebel hired

Eric Adams was made by God for one job and that job is Dean of Greendale Community College

Nothing funnier than the back covers of board books for infants. Just an editor working their ass off to tease a plot out of "reader says good night to some animals." Two quotes from an author and the NYT being like "Mesmerizing... A modern masterpiece" and "Little Blue Truck's triumphant return"

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

Okay look the Department of Defense was a pretty stupid name considering we've been in shooting wars as long as anyone can remember and the last time our country was invaded was when Pancho Villa rode over with a handful of cowboys to provoke us into invading Mexico

Mandela effect? People are claiming Silksong was just released but I remember them sweeping the 2022 Grammys with best new artist, best new album, and earning best new single for their hit song, "Leave the Door Open"

WRAPPING TEXT IN ASTERISKS SHOULD NOT MAKE THE TEXT BOLD. WRAPPING TEXT IN ASTERISKS IS FOR RPing!!!!

Hell yeah this pen explains what pens do

CURTIS SLIWA SAYS THEATER INCIDENT MISCONSTRUED, CALLS PUBLIC MASTURBATION CULTURALLY POLISH

Don't think branding is important? Imagine this: Nut Honey Cheerios

History fans is it good when a strongman leader assembles a personal army in the capital on flimsy pretexts

Artist of the summer for sure

Had a dream last night I attended Werner Herzog's office hours to get help with a reading but it became clear he just wanted me to help him with his social content

Bold to go the Jodorowsky's Dune route of giving up and publishing his movie as a graphic novel despite having completed and theatrically released the film

Any given day in the Zizians' pandemic storage container commune

I need to know if it was two, six, or eight breasts!!

Randy Fine is posturing. He knows damn well that in America it is already legal to kill someone with your car.

All the polls coming out today are like "Not only is Zohran Mamdani hugely popular with every group the NYT says he needs to apologize for, but voters both nationally and internationally feel 'substantially less likely to vote until party leadership stops being such a huge bitch about him'"

when my Long Island relatives call me to check if I was the person shot in New York City on the news today

Universities are now fighting a battle on two fronts: First, the president's relentless political and litigious assault on academic freedom, and Second, an onslaught of ill-conceived half-researched papers attempting to answer what Derrida would have thought of ChatGPT

In the wake of Ozzy's death every band is mandated to cover War Pigs at their shows

College me drunk when the McDonald's became drive-thru only after 11