Beer? Beer. Cheers, lads.

@spookyaxetent.bsky.social Oooh. New pic! Smarter than the average bear!

@stopfordianneil.bsky.social Happy birthday! Hope you’re not working, and that you have a belter of a day, you lovely lovely man.

Morning, lads.

Morning, lads

Time for the P20. I love this stuff. Partly cause you just need to put it on once and that’s that for the day, but also, I love the smell of it.

Morning, lads.

This.

@anjaciske.bsky.social Happy birthday, lady!

Three hours of shit. THREE HOURS! Dirty bastards.

Woke up thinking it was Thursday. I keep thinking it’s Thursday even though I know it’s not. Am still feeling a little sad every time this happens.

Ten. I’ve read ten of them. Can’t think that many of those ten would make it into my Top 100. You?

Morning, lads.

Not a massive Eurovision fan (alright, calm down!), and we’ve watched Becoming Victoria Wood. There’s lots of stuff we’ve seen before, and lots we hadn’t, overall it’s utterly brilliant.

Treated myself to these beauties at lunchtime. They are, HANDS DOWN, the best wasabi peanuts on the market.

Morning, lads.

Fans of my infrequent nail art (and let’s face it, who isn’t) will be delighted to hear that Thing 2 decided I should adorn my nail with wildlife (of my choosing) in honour of Sir David’s 100th birthday. Who was I to refuse?

Morning, lads.

A pal on here (@lilgemgem.bsky.social since you’re asking) has bought herself a lovely Casio watch, and it’s got me thinking, not about watches, but about nostalgic clothing. I recently was looking at a pair of Jordan 1’s on Vinted, the same colour as a pair I had when I was a kid (see pic), I

Morning, lads.

“Oh Makita we will never know….”

Cheers! Here’s to you!

@grumpsforever.bsky.social Phew! Bet there was a massive sigh of relief when that second Bradford goal went in!

Spot of rain now here on the south coast; how long til Southern Water start pumping into the sea?

@grumpsforever.bsky.social Good luck today fella; hope to see you still in League One next season!

Morning, lads.

First of the yellow-flags is out!

Just got a call from my swim bud; pier to pier on Saturday! It’s the simple things really, isn’t it?

Morning, lads.

Fucked up trains means I am now a Bus Wanker™️.

Morning, lads.

@grumpsforever.bsky.social Unlucky today. Thought you’d equalise in the second half. Hopefully you can do it against Burton next week.

Well if this doesn’t put a big smile on your face I don’t know what will.

Morning, lads.

Morning, lads.

@cazoo.bsky.social Hey lady. Your day pick up any?

Morning, lads.

Just back from a lovely walk in the woods. Can report to @mikeo-g.bsky.social, @starlilstella.bsky.social, @madamegothica.bsky.social and @dickfarnsbarns.bsky.social that the bluebells were looking lovely!

Forgot to show off my new ‘links earlier. I think they’re quite lovely.

Times are tough so I've put a load more of my children up for sale. Mixed media original drawings in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink on heavy craft paper. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast

@messmonstergigi.bsky.social Loving the new profile pic, lady. Good morning to you!

www.maptap.gg April 9 99🎯 95🏅 85🎓 81🌟 66🙂 Final score: 805 I had genuinely never heard of the last one. Never. Could have been an island off the coast of Papua New Guinea.

Time for a dip. Morning, lads.

For possibly the first time in a week I’m not partaking in an evening libation. I’m not loving it.

@stopfordianneil.bsky.social You have / having a good one, pal?

Easter hols and weather picking up - well worth re-sharing this from @samwollaston.bsky.social again 👏 www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ma...

There’s a tree on a road near us which kicks out the most iridescent red blossom; I always think to myself “I’ll get a picture of that” but never do. Anyway, this morning, on the way back from the beach, I took that picture. It doesn’t do it justice (when do they?) but here it is all the same.

Morning, lads.

@johnnybleets.bsky.social Good to see you back on here; thanks for my Halloween avi, btw. Very much appreciated.