When I put my phone close to my laptop, the Apple Pay thing flashes up. I’m always tempted to press it, but I’ve no idea how much it would charge, if indeed anything at all. But it’s really tempting! Anyone else get this?

Cracking day for it. Morning, lads.

Well that was lovely. My feet are absolutely *killing* me, but that was quite the do. On the train home now. Sleep tight everyone.

These are the poshest of my posh shoes. Am off out. Slightly trepidatious cause it’s mixing with folk I don’t know, but, I am determined to enjoy it.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Morning. There’s a sea out there, somewhere…

Ended up running for the train, so now I’m sat here dripping. Delightful. Anyway, morning all!

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social happy birthday lady!

Morning lads, bit nippy out there today.

@fnafilms.com Bruce has been handed his P45. Things are looking up!

Well would you look at that…

Has anyone seen whether that nobed over the pond has lost his shit about the golf, yet?

@stopfordianneil.bsky.social @andrewblue23.bsky.social @sonofraucous.bsky.social Kitson is playing in Manchester on 29th October. It’s not a stand up BUT it *is* a wonderful story. And I almost guarantee if you go see him you won’t be disappointed. www.danielkitson.com/ghost25

Up and at ‘em.

Heading back from a memorial, a celebration, of an old colleague and friend of mine. I used to work with him way back when I was an ecologist and whilst we stayed in touch, I’d not seen him for a few years. He was a lovely man; very giving of his time, the most precious thing there is, really.

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Just back from seeing @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social at Chalk (here in Brighton). Absolutely bloody wonderful. I’ve wanted to see them for so long, and they really didn’t disappoint.

@lafeeverte.bsky.social Oi oi! You good? Not checked in in a while.

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social @andrewblue23.bsky.social Oooh it’s good!

How good a business name is this??

@publicbenjamin.bsky.social Morning fella, I’m on your train!

Morning lads, looks like a good day for it.

Went out to the pub last night and drunk half a dozen pints of AF Guinness, have a banging headache this morning. So there you go

Fuckinell!

@spreadaxletilt.bsky.social Why the extra account? You going all alt on us?!

Morning lads, up to much?

Top day down the family gulag, all looks good and set for the autumn. Hope you’ve all had decent days.

Saturday morning so *of course* I’m awake! How’s everyone doing?

First day at big school, done! Few tears, mostly mine, so that’s good. Happy Friday everyone!

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social (and @andrewblue23.bsky.social) I’ve listened to it a few more times and by god it’s good. No, *you’re* crying. Morning!

Kettle is broken so I’m having to boil water in a pan, like some fucking Neanderthal.

A story in three parts:

@marvth3martian.bsky.social Happy birthday fella. What a lovely Martian you are.

Print sale Only Fools and Jedi Lord of the Ringos Fallout Wolverine Deadpool 12x8" £10 each Inc UK p&p DM me

I realise this is a problem entirely of my own making, but having stepped away from BS for a bit, I’d also, unintentionally, stepped away from the news. I don’t want to unfollow those accounts who provide this service (some of whom I’ve developed a real fondness of) but blimey it’s depressing.

Been out picking sloes; fucking shit loads about this year!

Morning lads, what you up to?

Excellent day down at the Pride Parade; I bloody love this town!

@justj1974.bsky.social Morning fella, how was it?

@magnumificent.bsky.social Mate of mine sent me this. Thought you’d appreciate it, today being what it is and all.

Bus wanker! Cheers all, here’s to the weekend.

At a workshop in London and the lavs have proper hand towels!

Hands off cocks, on socks.

@k1ng1e.bsky.social happy birthday, lady!

Cheers, all.

Back down to this place.

Morning lads.

If you’re wondering how my afternoon is going, I’m proofreading the final version of a scope. It’s been on my desk since Monday but I’ve not been able to avoid it any longer. Urgh.

Morning, lads.

@andrewblue23.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social It has arrived.