Run 3 of 2026 done ✅Slow slippy subzero Sunday 5km. Still in shorts mind. Had to stop & take in this view across the fields close to home. I hope it can add a little lightness for anyone with the Sunday dreads today. Have a lovely afternoon Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊

Today is National Rachel Day, so to all of you named Rachel, & derivations thereof, wishing you a very happy “You” day. Hope you celebrate in style or have a self care day 😊

When your 12 yo son dictates what the lunch menu is… 🌭😊 Although he doesn’t have any sauce 🤷🏻‍♂️ He also described the mustard as looking & sounding like diarrhoea, which was a little off putting tbh 🫤🤦🏻‍♂️

Run 2 of 2026 done ✅ Sunny & frozen Saturday 6km. Slow because slippery underfoot but got it done. Now for a warming shower & begin the chores. At least the tree & outside lights are already down. Hope you have a lovely afternoon whatever you’re up to, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊

Wishing @magnumificent.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a great day filled with fun & frolics, all the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳

No cheating. Post the most recent pic of your pet Although these aren’t technically mine, this still counts right?

Oh dear… happpy new year to me! 😩

Run 1 of 2026 done ✅5km under my belt early doors to get things off to a flying start. Apologies to you all that I’m still doing this schtick. You can mute/block/unfollow/ignore as you please. Doing this mainly to hold myself to account & hopefully inspire a few too 🏃🏻‍♂️😊

Wishing Bluesky king of the gutters @sonofraucous.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a marvellous day filled with fun & frolics. All the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳

Wishing Bluesky beauty @anton3ll.bsky.social a really happy birthday. Hope you have a wonderful day filled with love & laughter. All the very best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳

Happy New Year lovely friends in my phone. I hope 2026 is wonderful for you all

I’ve written a huge long post, about my 2025 dating experiences but I am really not sure whether I’m going to post it. Sometimes discretion is the better part of valour. If I don’t, you’ll just have to imagine the worst of me. I’m pretty sure most people do anyway! 😂

Wishing @marcatty79.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a great day filled with fun & frolics, all the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳

Run 128 of 2025 done ✅5km around town Bit late posting this as went mid afternoon after 21 left to go home. I’ve swapped 12&14 for the dogs now! Probably my last run of this year. I’m proud with my consistency & commitment if not my pace or stamina. 🏃🏻‍♂️😊

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. Travel Penis Chop Right, so I’m off to turkey for a gender reassignment? Fucks sake 🤨🤦🏻‍♂️

One here for Gina @bex2482.bsky.social You are the person of someone’s dreams 🥰

One for the road? 🥴😬

Fair enough, that’s your opinion. I prefer to allow them their anonymity online, just like yours here

There’s always one 🙄 This could be true however you’ve missed the 15 fellas in my wrapped circle. But don’t let the truth get in the way of a nasty trolling🤷🏻‍♂️

Lots of adults do No shame there

I’m guessing this is a good thing…? 🥴😊

Well now, this is quite the confession. I wonder whether you ever told your mate

Some love here for Mork @andrewblue23.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

I happen to disagree. In my experience, many/most people are more interested in things which are more than skin deep

Aw shurrup… but also thanks ☺️

@vintagebintage.bsky.social one for you Who says romance is dead though? 🫤

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social you have an admirer 🥰 My advice to the poster, is there is no such thing as being out of someone’s league

I think this sounds hot. Morals Schmorals Go you girl! 🔥

It sounds like you both got what you wanted from these midnight calls, even though you didn’t speak at work?

There has to be effort made on both sides to make anything work. Communication should be a two way thing. At least you saved some money

I think this refers to @whattheforklads.bsky.social but we don’t follow each other & it may be a hacked &/or shadowbanned account?

This sounds much more like perfectly acceptable self care, rather than guilty pleasure to me?

Oh these are really spicy confessions… 🥴

Oh these are really spicy confessions… 🥴

Oh… oh no… that’s got to have been super awkward… 😬🫣😖

Oh that’s initially awkward & then well… poor girl 🥴

Oooh there’s one here for @deb-o-rah.bsky.social 🥰 I wonder if there’s crossover with your NGLs tonight?

Wow, well you absolutely can’t change the past, especially not now

Revenge is often best served cold

I’m sure you were a reasonably willing participant…not sure whether you were sad to leave the job or not though

Utterly reprehensible* behaviour…🏍️ Although, surely the walk up the hill to get there would’ve been worse… 🤔 *hilarious

Ha! I love this, I’m guessing to sleep/snooze, but if it was for the other reason, then even better!

confess.ngl.link/grumpybutkind1 It’s a quiet evening. Please tell me your confessions

Run 127 of 2025 done ✅damp, dreary 5km trot around town while 21 was out shopping. Rocking my Xmas present to myself 🎁🧡 Now back & out again soon to let the dogs stretch their legs. Hope you’re having a relaxing day. All the best Grumps 🏃🏻‍♂️😊

Wishing @vimtotime.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a wonderful day filled with fun & frolics. All the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026 (or something) 🤷🏻‍♂️

In a highly unusual turn of events, 21 has taken me down the pub to watch the football 🍻😊

Welcome to the Christmas/ New Year perineum, where no one knows what day it is & anything edible becomes a meal. Anyway, I have house guests for the next few days plus 21 is on his way to stay too. Hope you’re all doing well Grumps 😊

Run 126 of 2025 done ✅ Boxing Day trot around (as far as I could) & back Draycote Water as the main dam is closed Resulted in 11km under my belt Beautiful clear skies across the slightly choppy waters today Hope you’re all enjoying a relaxing Boxing Day, especially you🏃🏻‍♂️😊

Just realised I didn’t post this yesterday Run 125 of 2025 done ✅5km to complete my working time today. Now to smuggle Santa’s presents for the boys, shower & carve my chicken. #notaeuphemism Hope you’re having a good Christmas Eve 🏃🏻‍♂️🎅🏼😊