Oh dear I am entering middle age, I’ve just got much too excited about my new pink n black steam mop.

Love a work from home day 😁

Nonce about, find out.

He’s pissing on a massage

Statement from Virginia Giuffre’s family: “Our broken hearts have been lifted by the news that no one is above the law, not even royalty... He was never a prince. For survivors, everywhere, Virginia did this for you.”

5 things that I like and 5 oomfs to do the same 1. Aston Villa 2. Donuts 3. Animals 4. Music 5. Hugs 🤗 @philthevillan.bsky.social @avfc-usa83.bsky.social @missv82.bsky.social @tinanotthewife.bsky.social @stopfordianneil.bsky.social

Is there anyone on here that has their own business in the midlands that would be open to diverse recruitment? DM me if so.

Hey tossers, it’s pancake day!

@xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social you are back, I missed youuuuuuu

Little bit bruised but new lips…

Where’s our lovely Laura/ Lozza?

Does anyone else like biscuits with yogurt or am I just a pervert?

Well that was not worth shivering in the Northstand for…fucksake Villa

Yeah, fuckers…

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What are your top 5 Robbie Williams songs, NOT INCLUDING Take that? Bodies Come undone No regrets Feel Tripping

Photo for work website

I swing between introvert and extrovert depending on the day but yeah, I feel this.

I’m interested in your thoughts guys, and I will not judge you either way. Do you think employers should do more to recruit ex offenders?

Wfh tomorrow, never known such luxury

MY BIG CLEAR OUT! Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author. You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P). Please share (and buy). UK only.

Don’t listen to any twat that says I burn stuff. That is a carrot n swede topped cottage pie. This will be welcomed by the boys telling me “I’m not eating that” 🤦‍♀️

I’m really not good at the whole sales thing, despite the selfies, I am quite a modest person. We’ve had an employers fair at a niche establishment today and I’ve never felt so out of my depth. Back to what I know tomorrow though, thank God.

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Morning!

Twenty sneezes in an hour…

I have chicken, do I do hunters chicken or a chicken dinner? #momproblems

This is who runs this account.

Villans. Be extra vigilant when parking. Just to top off that crappy result. My car was stolen. Parked on Mansfield Rd & do every week. But the speed and ease of how the criminals who took my car has truly shocked me! Get some old skool security on yer cars!!! UTV #AVFC

Struggling after a butchering at the dentist but slapping a smile on and believing in the power of yet…new job here I come.

Oooooooohhhhhhh

I start my new job tomorrow and have never felt so rough.

This clever little chap has had a limp this week, we’ve felt sorry for him and gave him extra treats. He then made a miraculous recovery, only to start limping again whenever he saw a packet of ham. Absolute evil genius!

Oh let’s all applaud Garner…these commentators, are such arse kissers.

How can we go from the dogs bollox to dog shit in one week?

Someone give Ollie a nudge, Morgz gets so far and there’s no one there to send it to.

Thank fuck he’s putting the subs on, well the ones who aren’t injured anyway….

Wtf is going on? We’re loads better than these lot! Bashed at home is not a good look Villa come on!

I’ve been the gym and celebrated with two donuts…as you were.

Two weeks left until I start my new job and it can’t come soon enough. People and their jealousy are ugly things, don’t understand why they can’t just focus on their own progression and be happy for you, I find that so easy.

Happy Monday

So the Lindt soon disappeared, he took them to work… I can highly recommend the Marc de champagne ones though 😋

Started off with a shove in Ollie’s back?

Sore fucking losers Spurs, suck it up, you’re shite 🤣🤣🤣

Stay classy Spurs 😆 #AVFC#UTV

Morgan fucking Rogers!

My wonderful boy has taken me for a Nando’s and then bought me Lindt chocolates, now for a kip before the Villa.