Happy Friday 😁

If anyone would like these packets of shit, send me your address, I have some stamps in my bag and I will pop them into the post for you. It seems I’m stock piling them, like some kind of exposure therapy.

So I’ve had my interview. Should find out next week 🤞

Walking Tyson in my dad’s coat, (I also steal shoes) check out my/his Villa badge. What a display that was last night eh?

Ten years and some massive life changes do a lot for a person, I don’t recognise the woman I used to be. I’m still a mom, I still work, I still face the same, sometimes worse issues now than I did then, but a few things are drastically different my boundaries and my mindset. 2016/2025

Wishing a very happy 66th birthday to Aston Villa’s greatest ever player, 'God' Paul McGrath. Also to our son Paul’s who shares the same birthday! #UTV💜💙

Next interview stage tomorrow…had to make a presentation for this one…it’s a biggy

That’s quite enough excitement for one night…night you lovely lot ❤️

🚨✅ 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 Unai Emery has more wins as #AVFC manager in the Premier League than any other manager for the club in the competitions history❗ 62 - Unai Emery (115 games) 🆕 61 - Martin O'Neill (152 games) 61 - John Gregory (148 games) 51 - Brian Little (130 games)

Never fail to impress me, every week. Up King Unai and the mighty Villa! 💜💙

This is fucking GOLD #UTV

lol, someone has just WhatsApp messaged me with hey troublesome knickers, I had to pause and panic a bit, then remembered who I’d given my number to

Well, it wouldn’t be Villa if they didn’t make you scream and swear lots in the beginning, would it? #comebackkings

Fucksake…

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... Reduced some bits, shares are welcomed 🖤🫶🏻🖤

Got a tricky day coming up…send me hugs please.

I joke with my sister that he would get no scoped as a warrior cat

No tree up on my house…fakk it!

Let’s start an over 30s thread. Level 43

Type your zodiac into gif n see what comes up. Post your fave.

Update: she doesn’t read my messages as she just asked me on what…she didn’t even ask me what a disco cunt was.

Just sent my mom a message saying I’ve got 10% discocunt (see if she spots it)

@ilove-gaming.bsky.social new account mate?

✨ Last night’s auroras over Alaska looked like angel wings opening above the forest… One of the most breathtaking displays this region has seen in years. 🌌💜✨

The fucking flag is up!!!! lol ok have that Poundland!

I’m currently drafting a presentation for my second interview as a community consultant, I’m gonna blow them outta the water mates, Office of national statistics, here I come!

I’m at Ryan’s comp, he’s not on for 30 minutes, I can hear all the parents, congratulating and consoling all the little hearts here and it gives me hope for the future. ❤️

I’m on a following spree, so if you make me smile with your cheekiness, I will follow you, sorry about that…

I’m going to hell… Caption this… “Say one more word Billy, and I’ll wrap this round your head”

Morning chums, off to watch my boy Ju Jitsu this morning, be back for the mighty Villa later. 💜💙

The tide is turning. Even the Telegraph is now admitting the damage the Brexit deal has done to the economy.

If any of you Brummies are at a loose end next sat, please come along and support Kieron Wood, my Ryan’s best mate in his amateur MMA career xx

😖😖😖 when you’ve just matched on a dating app with someone you knew as a kid, then just realised and quickly unmatched!!!! 😱😱😱

Society tells you… you need this, you need that…the pressure! You can see why people can’t function, it’s all too much

That is fucking hilarious, and the perfect way to seek revenge on that lazy bastard in the office who fucks with systems and makes work for everyone else because they think they deserve special treatment…(inner monologue coming out there) 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve gotta to say…all these men with money looking for a woman to control…FUCK OFF with it Shrek, I’d rather starve.

Got my new car yesterday, the dealership are sneaky wotnots. Part exed my old car told me 1000 in sept but quote only valid for 7 days…won’t change much, yesterday told me 600. Was NOT happy. Then tell me but we did rush it thru for you, like that matters to Joe public!

I’m discovering that what makes me block a potential suitor are the following 1. Telling me I look “naughty” (even if you think I do) within the first few lines of messages, when we don’t know each other. 2. Trying to play games and gain control 3. Being in your ego needing constant compliments.

It’s ok guys. I’m alive, just about, I think mercury retrograde is doing its “thang”though! All manner of shitty communication going on at the moment.

Stupid joke time: What kind of witch can’t cast spells? A sandwich! Have a happy Friday my pals x

Off to upset someone this morning, if I don’t post later, I’ll probably have been beaten up. (Jokes)

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Oasis Ocean colour scene Paul Weller Take That (I was very young) U2

I’ve also had a promotion at my current job, not all of the office are happy about that…oops. Oh well, may as well help them chop deadwood before I leave…

Nice lil Villa win, now wait for my boy to come home. (Covers ears)