When you're stress craving cake and don't have any... #Mugcake #FTW

Client gift 🍷🖤

When you realise you're not alone in the room when you hear kitty snoring... 🥹🥹🖤

I know I'm a Goddess but am not a domestic one. Why are Henry hoovers not in a Black Friday sale? Does anyone want to buy me a Henry Hoover? ILYSM 💋💋

Morning Weirdos... Happy Friday & aside from b&w filters, this is just me...I do have freckles yes. Have an amazing Friday 🖤

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Back to it!

Madame G is still hungry...

Cooking musiek... open.spotify.com/track/7iqAuZ...

Another very stressful day at work but I'm going to stfu coz I have wine and awesome future plans. Be Salamati! 🍷🖤

Introduce youself with 5 concerts you've seen Def Leppard Depeche Mode New Order Johnny Marr Royal Blood

I love how people are worried to open this one 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Some big balls in M&S this morning!!!

Good morning Weirdos... I know this is a really racy one but I just needed to post it for you all 🖤 #ThighThursday #PushingBoundaries #Sexy #Racy Have a lovely day!

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Massive thank you to @paulspencer1973.bsky.social for this gorgeous soap he sent me. Sandalwood, patchouli and lemon, with kelp, and lemon peel it smells amazing!!! Thank youuuuu

Leftover rice and salad, added tuna...sorted 🖤

Pretty obvious I filter my pics for effect and to make people go 'ooooh' but here, today you can have a tired face MG unfiltered pic...lines showing...plus I have a deviated septum so nose slightly out of kilter!! Mysterious me? Naaaah....🤪

Good morning Weirdos... Was happily adding itens to my KILLSTAR basket then remembered it is budget day today... Let's see what the feckers have in store for us all shall we! 🖤

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When you wish upon the moon... Sweet dreams Weirdos 🖤

Elevensies...

Skirt day... #OhLookImWearingBlack

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Good morning Weirdos... Today is brought to you by Work, and an unwell 17 who has been coughing his guts up most of the night. I'm fine really...🥹🖤

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Monday night feels 🖤 open.spotify.com/track/3JQXQU...

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Madame G is hungry...

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The Three Spirits...

Axel's deactivated his account 😔

Morning Weirdos... 19's Christmas list has been dispatched... It begins... Happy Monday (no melon twisting here) 🖤

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Posted on insta for shits and giggles Still feeling rough from all the 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 last night. Goodnight Weirdos 🖤 www.instagram.com/madamegothica_

Alright, alright, I'm up already stop shouting.... Probs shouldn't have had that last double g&t... 🤦‍♀️

Even hungover... Wordle 1,618 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Winnnne 🖤

And I'm ready... #LebaneseFood #WorksDinner

My daytimey, very vanilla-y job is over. I am off to get ready for a meal... With my work crew 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😭

Out tonight with work for my sins, going somewhere BYOB so Saturday viewing lady has just given me one of these to get ready to before we get to the restaurant!

Don't you love it when one of the cats pisses on your work trousers.... FML 🤦‍♀️

Morning Weirdos... Work today and look! 👀👀 #NewProfilePic 🖤

Happy birthday to the gorgeous @lilgemgem.bsky.social 🥳🥳 have the most fabulous week celebrating!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥂🥂🥂🥂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳💚💚💚💚

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Friday night Weirdos and we're starting it off in style... 🖤

Peace 🖤

Good Morning Weirdos! I Win! BWAHAHAHA!! 🤪🖤

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Growing back again, beginning to hide the tattoo... Goodnight Weirdos 🖤

My People... I have already put the bins out for tomorrow. Kneel before my majesty... 🤪