I see your Chaka Demus & Pliers and raise you Milli Vanilli

10p mix Usually purchased when going to buy your mum 20 Lamberts from the paper shop.

good news, ian brady has promised to stop killing children except for paying subscribers, so that's that matter dealt with

Bit of weather at home is it?

Keir Starmer fingerbobs

Always feel safe with a rock crowd ❤️🤘🎸

Meh.

In terms TV crossovers, Corriedale will never beat Sorrylumbo.

A little dusting in the Valley this morning ❄️❄️❄️

Slow progress, this one

Having Grok “apologise” for creating CSAM is like punching someone in the face and then having the Sooty puppet on your fist apologise.

There's a phone advert currently that boasts about using AI to navigate a museum. If you don't know how museums work then maybe museums aren't for you

I see Twitter is a bin fire again. Lots of calls for gov and other orgs to leave. But, they'll stay where people are. I deactivated over a year ago, but there are many who won't give up their follower counts (half of them bots!) I had 14.5k when I left, but quality not quantity lads 👌

No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet Number 2!

No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet

Is everyone from Hull? #snerr

Grok's new "feature" that allows users to undress women in photos posted to X is a new low for the platform. If you're somehow still active over there, I urge you to let this be your final straw.

“It is simply this: do not tire, never lose interest, never grow indifferent—lose your invaluable curiosity... It’s as simple as that.” -Tove Jansson

Oh-oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll warm you up Oh-oh, here she comes She's a fan heater

Noted.

This hits differently when you realise she’s in the bath with a short, bald man.

I spent a week's holiday in the next apartment to Feargal Sharkey

daily routine

Eating Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer's sausages...

Mighty Ipswich on the rampage tonight.

But what if my allure just can’t be moderated?

First three words you see will sum up your 2026. Sex, marriage, nachos. I could go for that, but I'll be happy enough with 1.

I would do dry January, but I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks, so...

This.

Why is this in my saved photos?

Happy to let you know that in the northern hemisphere we’ve now done the darkest two weeks in the year. All the other 50 weeks will be lighter than this.

Work.

I tell you what I want, what I really, really want. A fishfinger sandwich.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in chains

A quiet hour or two...

If anyone fancies kidnapping me, I can be lured with just the gentlest shake of a box of maltesers.

Can't. Watching World's Strongest Man. Power bellies everywhere

“What are your hobbies?” Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my house and staying home.

How I'm walking out of 2025...

Gonna be a tricky one lads #GettingJiggyWithIt

What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote? Mine is "I need your clothes, your boots, and your Avatar"

Time for my traditional Boxing day post I think 👍

The largest measure, of course, being the Absolute Unit.

Custard is the best bit of trifle.

Just finished off the trifle, sat down with my cup of tea and thought... I fancy something sweet 🤣🤣

Search your first name then glamour shot and post a photo

It’s a fucking masterpiece

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party