A local wag has been at the cactus garden

Sometimes the timeline gods are just sublime

No new pictures, where are you at mentally

People still saying 'Happy New Year' need to get a bloody grip.

Repost with your home river River Towy / Afon Twyi

I haven't salted an aubergine since the 20th Century.

Shameless grifter.

Just the 640 pages, lads

I have seen several posts today regarding an influx of new people on Bluesky and giving tips on how to post on here. It’s really quite simple: 1. Don’t be a dick.

As a society, we have gone backwards. This little cnut was infuriating, but not criminal.

I miss old Twitter. Before the mentalist bought it, and the bots and blue tickers moved in en masse. I feel sad for the little blue bird.

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist. Roy Harper. I was 15.

On my hols, left 2 x twenty somethings in charge. So far, three meltdowns. 1. Tesco didn't have the right food for the meal pan 2. The cat wouldn't eat 3. They've managed to trip the electrics

I see your Chaka Demus & Pliers and raise you Milli Vanilli

10p mix Usually purchased when going to buy your mum 20 Lamberts from the paper shop.

good news, ian brady has promised to stop killing children except for paying subscribers, so that's that matter dealt with

Bit of weather at home is it?

Keir Starmer fingerbobs

Always feel safe with a rock crowd ❤️🤘🎸

Meh.

In terms TV crossovers, Corriedale will never beat Sorrylumbo.

A little dusting in the Valley this morning ❄️❄️❄️

Slow progress, this one

Having Grok “apologise” for creating CSAM is like punching someone in the face and then having the Sooty puppet on your fist apologise.

There's a phone advert currently that boasts about using AI to navigate a museum. If you don't know how museums work then maybe museums aren't for you

I see Twitter is a bin fire again. Lots of calls for gov and other orgs to leave. But, they'll stay where people are. I deactivated over a year ago, but there are many who won't give up their follower counts (half of them bots!) I had 14.5k when I left, but quality not quantity lads 👌

No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet Number 2!

No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet

Is everyone from Hull? #snerr

Grok's new "feature" that allows users to undress women in photos posted to X is a new low for the platform. If you're somehow still active over there, I urge you to let this be your final straw.

“It is simply this: do not tire, never lose interest, never grow indifferent—lose your invaluable curiosity... It’s as simple as that.” -Tove Jansson

Oh-oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll warm you up Oh-oh, here she comes She's a fan heater

Noted.

This hits differently when you realise she’s in the bath with a short, bald man.

I spent a week's holiday in the next apartment to Feargal Sharkey

daily routine

Eating Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer's sausages...

Mighty Ipswich on the rampage tonight.

But what if my allure just can’t be moderated?

First three words you see will sum up your 2026. Sex, marriage, nachos. I could go for that, but I'll be happy enough with 1.

I would do dry January, but I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks, so...

This.

Why is this in my saved photos?

Happy to let you know that in the northern hemisphere we’ve now done the darkest two weeks in the year. All the other 50 weeks will be lighter than this.

Work.

I tell you what I want, what I really, really want. A fishfinger sandwich.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in chains