Native British Animals you say?

Remember the Invalid Handle days lads. How we laughed. Great times.

I love cheese 🧀

A three-person Leadership Council stepped in after Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus pawb! Every day, when I wake up, I thank the Lord I'm Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uco7...

I'm coming to realise that FIFA were well outside their competence to be awarding peace prizes.

Post something green... Literal green shoots as my tomatoes spring into life 💚🌱

You'd think Reform would be delighted that a white, working class plumber got elected and they beat the metropolitan elite university lecturer.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Robert Jenrick has defected from Reform to the Greens.

So the Telegraph is taking this well

When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.

Freddos

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

2026 basically

Introverts often withdraw when they’re going through something. Not to shut anyone out, but to turn inward to process, feel, and make sense of it all in their own quiet space

I hate to disrespect the Slow Horses but Reform UK is basically becoming Slough House for failed Tories.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

Probably ought to get up, but it's hammering down and we cosy...

Somebody loves me #caturday

This Valentine's Day let us remember the greatest love story of all time

Early morning walk at low tide.

Morning #caturday

Sliding headfirst down a hill is coming home

No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.

Drop a teacher

Nice Leppard, def?

Nice Top, ZZ?

I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them" Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

Here I am, sitting rather comfortably in "British humour and everyday life".

He just a little baby 🥹

i’ve always been told that taxes are the price you pay to live in a civilized society so like do we not have to do them this year or what.

The river path was quite spectacularly flooded today. For reference the river is usually on the right, around 6 feet away, and 3 foot lower.

Saturday done right. Last day of January and the blue sky made a guest appearance. Bloody muddy though, I did skid on a slope and fall sideways into a bramble patch 😳

I saw the rain dirty valley you saw Brigadoon I saw the croissant you saw the whole of Sassoon #NationalCroissantDay

Friday night's alright

Painfully accurate.

Somebody wished me a Happy New Year on a Teams call today.

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university 1. Folklore 2. Black American culture and film 3. Gender Studies 4. The Romantic Poets 5. Modernist fiction Luckily, all funded by the marvellous student grant! Would I pay £9k a year for this, these days 🤔

Quote post with a clue of where you're from

He's nicked my seat again 🙄 #caturday

Sounds legit

Everything reminds me of him...

Spending the morning restringing my guitars and the 8yo asks if I have any vintage guitars. I do not. But then I thought about my 1996 Strat and realized that it is 30yo and that if in 1996 I had a 30yo Strat, a 1966, that would be considered vintage. Anyway, time is, as always, a mindfuck.