Buddy, much like me, doesn't do mornings.

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

Are any of my friends on here surveyors or builders? I have some photos of cracks on a house we might put an offer on, just looking for some advice.

Farage’s plan to scrap indefinite leave could collapse the NHS… Which would be incredibly good news for someone wanting us to move to an ‘insurance based system’ FYI the average American pays £480 per month for private healthcare Please wake up folks.

If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until you hear about guns.

Anyone got 15k they can give me, would help me get a 10 percent down payment on a mortgage.

Interesting! Days passing on different planets.

Morning.

Detox Doodles! This is a habit of drawing every time I feel the urge to scroll mindlessly. New good habit replacing a bad habit! This page is all about Desert Rain Frogs! Felt wrong sculpting that booty... #art #frog #rainfrog #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart #InkArt

Marc Maron calling it like it is. This is it.

New Tee

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Stupid fuckers have it flags up on the road where I live.

"There was a time when Republicans and Democrats worked together to get to the truth.. Polarisation is destructive" -RIP Robert Redford

If you wrap yourself in national flags and go on a fascist march with violent thugs… you shouldn’t be validated by our media. It was a march for racism, for radicalised prejudice, for mass deportations and for threat against ethnic minorities. It was an ugly expression of division. Shameful.

AHH, how nice 😉

Twitter is still all fucked up for me, how's about you?

Tesla free falling. #takedowntesla

Whoever is attacking Twitter keep that shit going. @youranoncentral.bsky.social ?

Popped up on a friend's memory, back in the day I was in a slalom ski team, amazing memories of training in Andorra. Thinking this is maybe 1998 🤔 Anyways I'll let you guys guess which one I am.

All billionaires must explain what they got done each week for society or have their wealth seized.

@markofthed.bsky.social Worth a listen pca.st/episode/80f5...

My place of work just put up a new fire safety sign in the office. It says "In case of fire, leave the building BEFORE posting it on social media". I wish I was joking. This is the beginning of the end of humanity.

@bylinetimes.bsky.social kinda nailed it in 2022. I saved it just in case, hoping I would never have to refer to it again. bylinetimes.com/2022/11/07/m...

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A long way to go yet but have finally got the LEDs installed 👌🏼

Lyra, not even a year old yet. She's super social and so sweet.

The day a new US President is elected, especially one as news worth as Donald Trump, is a great day for firms and governments to bury bad news. Wonder what'll be snuck out today...