lowkey I feel like even though I try not to I subconsciously obsess over losses and that's the reason I feel so ass rn but I'm gonna keep working on my mentality and to not care so much about losing. ggs go next!! training arc in session. #compsplatoon

x rank gotta the most chopped thing ever bc why they name dat mf Headgear 😭 like yeah i know it is 😭 😭 😭 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

I'm hyper dive without the V #compsplatoon

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While I don't think its a massive issue or anything I haven't been fond of Raiders continuing Splatoon 3's trend of having a very long time between trailers/news. Both of these could just be circumstances though (Splatoon 3's delays and Raiders to line up with switch 2 release content for S3)

We need a new tournament that is cast exclusively by: a person who has no idea what Splatoon is AND a drunk splatoon player #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

Trizooka is fair and balanced

whoever at the Port Authority NY/NJ thought it was a brilliant idea to ditch OMNY in favor of your own special little payment system that operates the exact same please do us all a favor and take a long walk off a short pier

Anytime I see a splash gal shot pen comp in tourney I want to quit the game

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It is with deep sadness that I must report that the Strait of Hormuz has gone woke

I used to think those "spot the difference" puzzles they had in coloring books were kind of silly, but now that there's LLM-generated images being used for propaganda, I'm warming up to them. Not enough people are good at those puzzles. Bring em back.

here's what I'd do to curtail rainmaker stalling: when you pick it up, you get 15 seconds before it explodes and resets, but every 10 points of position you move forward gets you another 10 seconds. Like a first down. #compsplatoon

I want to make a video about mood regulation when playing Splatoon However, I'm going to need to do a lot of research If you have any methods (even unorthodox ones) for keeping your cool, please share it here (and repost for reach!) Thank you! #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #Splatuber #Compsplatoon

Hi #compsplatoon question given I was doing some coaching with someone How many of yall have a list you go through when youre feeling weird in game? As an example, mine is am I fully holding forward cause I can feel a difference of holding forward 99 and 100% of the time, am I jumping a lot, am I

We have been working on what was supposed to be a small UI refresh with @hfcred.dev since December but it got way out of hand. In the end it's a full re-imagining of the whole interface with several highly requested features. Leading up to the launch I will highlight one feature a day! #sendouink

Paring down my follows, mostly purging political stuff Want to stay informed, but I think Bluesky is probably not the best way to handle that

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We are now accepting donations to the final prize pool for the top placing teams in 20XX Series 6! #compsplatoon 14th & 15th March 7 pm CET / 2 pm ET Register on sendou ink: sendou.ink/to/3257/regi...

The biggest win I've learn from competitive Splatoon 3; Js making sure everyone around u is doing ok, ik it's something everyone has head god knows how manny times. But trust me it makes all the grind more reliving.

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I'm sorry Sveta darling, just wanted to draw you again. #Splatoon #splatoonart #digitalart

Tell your family, tell your friends: SEA DRIVE IS NOW RECRUITING! Contact @systemneo.inkadia.cc or @yaboizap on Discord! #compsplatoon

if anyone has a S3 replay code parser that can grab weapon data (among other things/stats) DM me on Discord 🙏 I plan on making the SWS Replay Code Database both bigger and better this year for y'all, and having a tool to aid me would be so much help #compsplatoon

Y'know, given coffee nerds' propensity for measuring in SI, I'm surprised they don't measure the pressure in espresso machines using Pascals instead of bar.

BREAKING: Top Players get Wiped Out by... CHUMPS?!?! #compsplatoon

It's insane the worst blaster besides clash is range. I will do anything to play against a range blaster again instead of luna sblast v blaster, currently such an overtuned class

His kids disappoint him He's pissed off at life He screams at the news He yells at his wife He once punched a Girl Scout Who looked at him wrong He tripped an old woman For singing a song Just stay out of his way Or risk a black eye He's

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Whenever we fight teams we always find a person to watch out for. They are the toughest for our comp "Watch the brush" Watch the Luna" "Watch the carbon" "Watch the wiper" I sometime wonder who on our team gets called out the most. 🤔 #compsplatoon

I'm gonna be real here If the #compsplatoon scene is gonna move off Discord, the push can't just be from one off players or teams A major tournament organization, like @iplabs.ink or @dappleprod.bsky.social needs to head the push, because otherwise people will just stay where they are

#compsplatoon A request: please call out genAI in team branding when you see it from your peers. Even better if event TOs have the resources to remove the "art", or prevent those teams from playing unless it's removed. I keep seeing more and more crop up despite the general anti-AI sentiment here.

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being wasted, exhausted, and tilted is probably not the best combination for being effective in a scrim

Friendly note If the numbers under AA and AAA are not all checked ✅, your colors suck. Fix ‘em (and make the background darker while you’re at it) #compsplatoon

Specific to Splatoon there's a lot of written resources that dont get traction bc theyre not on an algorithm. It could be easy content to just read an opinion piece and give your opinion on it for ez content #compsplatoon

idk what it is about the night time that makes me feel so sentimental

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pain and suffering

How to expand the map/crossfire properly. Feel like I can do alot of these pretty fast, I didn't know how good sendous map planner was until I tried it out and it's super useful 👍 #compsplatoon

Bee Uni (Is this a bee?)

okay ik im heavy autism but this buff genuinely has put heavy at such a disadvantage overall. they gave it an unnecessary buff that it didn't need when all it needed was a good/decent kit. now theyre gonna give it a bunch of unnecessary nerfs cause the devs tried to solve a problem heavy didnt have.

Part of me wants to try my hand at running a small tournament seems hard, but fun

For the people in mid level, please give @toki215.bsky.social and @kaaamiii.bsky.social a chance in pickups and to hopefully make a team. I used to be teammates with them #compsplatoon

Yesterday's tournament got me hyped up I now crave violence

What The Fuzz?? We played in the Academy All-Stars tourney placing 5th! GGs to everyone! @doctorlion.bsky.social @hyperbeam77.bsky.social @arkaiid.bsky.social #compsplatoon #splatoon3

What if there was a MCSR Midoffs for comp splatoon... Top level players each getting a team of midlevels to coach for a month, then they compete in a tournament... thatd be so fucking cool #compsplatoon

trying something new, casting the net a little wider for scrims

If you are interested in #compsplatoon, genuinely get your ass on this, it's peak @seadrive.inkadia.cc (A.K.A. Team 32) approved :3