i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

We did troop surges in Iraq that polled at 20%. We sent arm shipments to Israel that polled about the same. American politicians really don’t care about public opinion on foreign policy, unless it can be used selectively in an opposition campaign.

dems are lukewarm on opposition to the greenland shit cuz most dems are boomers and 90% of boomers think America should just rule the world, with the primary difference between whether we're 'benevolent' or not

Really feels like the dem establishment is dead, even if the people who replace them might not be that different ideologically. Spanberger is a the stereotype of the moderate electable dem, down to literally being a fed, and even she's going FIRING SQUADS -NOW-

A better world than this is possible

This is what they said about him then. This is what they say about us now. This is who they always have been.

Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words: "If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell." Happy MLK Day.

Giratina Lance

It’s really too bad that Trump’s cabinet are all spineless worms or equally crazy because “the President has gone insane and is going to destroy the transatlantic alliance because they didn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize” is kind of exactly the thing we have a 25th Amendment for

Fucking psycho toddler shit Jesus christ

Because the democrats don’t care man. They legit just want to sit back and let it all collapse and when it finally is ashes hope that the remains finally elect them to do market based bullshit

taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail

"Slap qr codes on the people shooting civilians" has the exact same energy as "bipartisan spending bill that will hopefully result in reduced carbon emissions by 2036"

Much like climate change, it seems the dems strategy for the rise of American fascism is "don't talk about it and if we're really pressed suggest some nothing bill that doesn't actually acknowledge the core issue so we can say we're doing something"

Throw away the freaking spy robots in your house.

This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it

Does anyone else remember when fast food was meant to be the cheap quick and shitty version of food and not the expensive slow shitty version of food?

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Artist! Quote with your most detailed art!

every time someone talks about how good obama was i think about when he drone strike executed an american citizen child and when the admin was asked to explain themselves they said the kid "should have had a more responsible father

BE THE

Grima + Giratina = Grimatina #FireEmblem #Pokemon

we have a fascist party and we have a party of fascist enablers

trump doesn't want people to be angry about ICE murdering people, he just wants ICE to murder people. being angry about that is what *you* should want. you're a politician, man. you should know that anger over injustice is like, one of the best ways to channel political power into action. grow up

average lgbt+ friend group

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

no more corny protest art. the american flag is not a symbol of the working class. it is the face of everything tearing you down.

Gun x Sword is a cautionary tale about how revenge is totally worth it but everyone's gonna be super annoying to you about it the whole time

Here's how the Earth article looked in 2001 when Wikipedia was a month old, long before Wikipedians realized their fledgling online encyclopedia would be read and edited by astronauts in space someday

I hope the writing is as good as this

The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb

I just saw a woman in the car next to me in this traffic unwrap a dumdum lollipop before putting it in her mouth with the same quiet resignation a smoker would have while lighting a cigarette

This is from the Vonnegut museum, and apt as ever.

i can't believe this is working

Why the fuck are Dems still trying to REASON with the Trump administration?! They’re literally the party of shitposter Nazis whose entire political strategy is “make the libs mad”. Pull the nuclear option to shut this shit down.

SNK Century of Humiliation

Trying to be more of a hater this year. I don’t have to constantly morally justify it. It doesn’t have to be deep. I can just be like Kendrick. Year of the hater.

Imagine bragging in your trailer that you have the most money of any tournament, while refusing to pay animators to make your trailer.

I feel so bad for SNK fans, man. I'm sad and angry but I only started *really* learning about these characters around the time Terry got added to Smash. Can't imagine how much this sucks when it was your childhood.

Feudalism was an economic and political system where peasants worked at the behest of Dukes and Lords, while living on rented lands and using borrowed equipment

These guys always leave a loot drop. Even if you’re apolitical I highly recommend following ICE around. You get prizes for doing it

we don’t have an opposition party, we have an accomplice party that says “yes, but with modifications”

I think I'm just done looking at SNK. It was fun playing their games but every single step they've taken in the last year or so has been the worst. The AI trailers. The sex pest guests. The horrible influencers. I'm sorry but I hope they die again.

Everytime people on my TL start talking about drag race, i feel like this post

With the threat of the Insurrection Act looming, I just want to note that it was never going to matter how peaceful and correct the protestors here are. All the "don't give him pretext" concern trolling misses the point: He will intentionally manufacture chaos and was always going to make an excuse.

So you guys aren't gonna spend money on this when they use blatantly genAI marketing right Right?

SNK MAN COME ON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭