nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

putting some mom up there to complain about how it's so hard to discipline her autistic child and how much she loves donald trump is just bleak. this has gone from absurd to sad quickly.

x is such a weird place man

jesus christ

bro is more desperate for attention than ever

will this be a long term reaction image or just for the next 72 hours?

when i turn on notifications for your posts

not what you want to see

most compassionate evangelical

you know has bluesky has the juice because you have to hear about people like that on it now

it could be funny but it's probably just going to be blamed on tylenol

when that lady carved a backwards B in her own face and tried to say Obama supporters did it we didn't realize how much that was a sign of things to come

come on man

i can't believe they kept giving him money after the diaper incident. sunk cost fallacy moment that ended up paying off for them.

can't think of five things i've ever needed less than Lee Fang's thoughts on Charlie Kirk

lyndon johnson coming on stage to fireworks at mlks funeral

Four 📖 Faves: Stephen King

that's thoughtful but please leave the gun safes unlocked

What movie do you consider "perfect?"

they run the white house and congress and own twitter

(looking at my falling approval numbers): maybe we should reinvade afghanistan

Hitler youth leader unbanned from stormfront

it would be really funny if the rapture actually happened. funnier than if it doesn't happen.

no it doesn't we can just demoralize them into not voting

this shit is so embarrassing

Disney adults, I owe you an apology, I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

gm

sometimes i immediately screenshot because i sense an immediate block coming

explaining to someone who lived through WWII how difficult the sacrifices are under modern fascism

"seriously consider" is about the closest they will come to giving anyone an actual consequence if they ever have power again

this whole press release is great PR for the dems, it's a whole collection of quotes that makes it sound like they're actually doing something. they should boost it proudly tbh.

there was a thread going around about poorly rated movies that are actually great and this is my #1

what is going on with The Left in england is very sad for a future that is less fascist but it's also very funny for being so cliche so at least we can have a laugh

yeah so america has a long history of doing stuff like this it's actually just american stuff

hey hold on now my boss gave me a piece of paper saying "not a war crime"

loser shit 👍

that one lib guy who does nothing but read tweets and then post videos describing the tweets and telling you to read his substack for more about the tweets, like 30 times a day, no matter where he is, has got to have the saddest life

coward

who is this guy for. like are there manchinheads out there?

gen alpha is gonna come for millennials and many of our generation are going to rapidly become even more annoying in response

wokely asking for 49% of people in red states to live under turbohilter

it should be illegal to be this stupid and have billions of dollars. sort of like a red flag law for society.

it's funny to joke that he doesn't know what "asylum" means in the context of immigration but it really does seem true

theyre going to have to rehire that one lady and then fire her again wokely to win back liberal trust

when you see this stuff it's important to remember how funny it would be to have a woke president saying stuff like this to fox news or whatever. "oh you're the hilter guys right?", you know it would feel good.

I don't understand why the democratic position isn't just "we don't need people doing genital inspections at little league and we should be concerned about the weirdos obsessing over it"

woke up still thinking about this today

liberals trying to decide if they cancel disney because of jimmy kimmel or support disney because of how woke and anti fascist andor is

this is bad but also check bros hard drive because the threads recs i get on instagram are directly relevant to the content i look at on instagram (political slop) and i imagine that works the same for everyone

Republicans love ignoring the reasons they can't do something, Democrats love inventing new reasons they can't do something