When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza

get a load of this idiot

they killed woke 2 in its cradle

demonrats

the democrats are going to be begging for money after this whole thing wraps up and expecting to get it

when you've rallied enough votes in favor of eliminating access to healthcare for millions of americans that you can vote against without messing up the plan

most useless and embarrassing opposition party in world history part 9447

get in losers we're going losing

will stancil spends all his time on here trying to convince these people that the economy is actually good because he is a genius political strategist

from very recent history i have learned that people LOVE being told they're going to get a $2000 check and then having it never happen

A mysterious old man granted Elon's wish to have unlimited money but this also caused him to become the most miserable man in the world. He can break the curse at any time by giving up the unlimited money but that happens to be the only thing he can't fathom doing. This man lives in double hell

THE TRUMP ECONOMY IS GOOD, STOP SAYING ITS BAD, WE ARE GOING TO CAMPAIGN ON "THE ECONOMY IS GOOD AND AMERICANS ARE DOING BETTER THAN EVER", TRUST ME, I KNOW HOW TO WIN ELECTIONS

never use hyperbole when joking about the economy folks!!!! if you want to joke about it, use a peer reviewed chart.

reading this in the voice of my tween daughter when she's feeling especially dramatic

Yeah :D

it's actually only an in group signifier to think that i'm annoying

well it'll be w gambling website soon 👍

me explaining to my friend how massive my shit was

really lazy to not even notice her until after the election

BUGONIA

this take didn't make a lot of sense to me but then i fell off a ladder and landed on my head and then the hammer i had been holding spun in the air like a cartoon before also landing on my head and now i agree and think it's very smart

the schumer/jeffries line for 2026 is gonna end up being something about only kidnapping the right people and throwing them into concentration camps

🥴

grandpa is wet and melting and insane

does she really believe that it's going to be mandatory and random or is she just pretending to be stupid

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

*Katyal extends arm which for some reason has a mic in it, drops mic*

actual lol

seeing a lot more nafo guys lately, guess the CIA is reactivating some bot networks to counter mamdani

The computer intelligence that tells the Democratic Party what voters want has been spitting out “Muslim dude with a little bit of swag” since 2005 but they got scared of how effective it was when they let Obama run

before you criticize this, they had to add it because he kept getting lost, so unless you want to be ageist and ableist maybe check your privilege

patriots in control

uh yeah the boring democrat running in this race is JUST like the cool hot popular guy who cares about people. do NOT vote for them!

lol

this wasn't true yesterday but it is true today

an effective democratic party could ensure the republicans lose power for a generation after all of this and the only way that happens is if schumer and jeffries are replaced

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

the millennials are finally free of the burden of being the think piece punching bag

good. pretty soon it'll be illegal to be a republican anyway.