me making poop

Is there an origin for why skeletons are almost always Archers in video games?

Foreman says they're closing the blowjob factory. Says tariffs have made it just too danged expensive, and people are more wanting handjobs these days instead. Maybe I can get on one of those handshare apps for a little while, just until Christmas at least

I get just past the line of scrimmage before I cramp up and fumble the ball, the Steelers score and somehow I go on IR. Several people send my family death threats for ruining their parlay

Game: NintenGods Console: Nintendo DS Created by: roborob Uploaded on: February 10th, 2006 web.archive.org/web/20210415...

I think that we need to add a new scary month. It sucks that we only have one scary month each year

girl who only reads fencing manuals being bested in a duel by a girl who only reads yuri.

can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?

you'll see things that'll move you to tears, on line

YouTube video titled ”Most Messed Up Horror Game You’ve Never played” and the videos about Silent Hill 2

the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year

Polymarket is letting you bet on if you think Santa shows up at the end of the Macy’s Parade

Happy Thanksgiving from America’s favorite Oscar winner

OH FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT TAKE YOUR TURKEY OUT TO DEFROST TAKE YOUR TURKEY OUT TO DEFROST TAKE YOUR TURKEY OUT TO DEFROST

Thing only I could possibly care about, you used to be able to speedup some youtube shorts by holding down click while watching them to set them to 2x speed, but a new AI update makes it that if you hold down click on the video it'll show you an AI overview and blocks out part of the short feed

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

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Is it really that, time, again? It seems as if you only just arrived.

I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Did they ever unseal the Amelia Earhart stuff?

The Forum Boy

funniest comedy movies of all time: 10. simpsons movie 9. simpsons tv show 8. randy's candies (1988) 7. randy's candies (2007) 6. randy's candies (1902) 5. chiefs vs. browns (2002) 4. randy's candies (2029) 3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!! 3. simpsons 2. comedies 1. GREAT movies

I love the Eagles Kelly Green, but I wouldn’t want them to be the main jersey. You wouldn’t want to eat cake everyday, it’s nice as a dessert

What watching JJ McCarthy feels like

So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng

It’s good that every football team i root against is ontologically evil, while every one I root for is ontologically good and righteous

badly losing every single one of the 17 quote-post arguments i’m simultaneously having after insisting that the chiefs are socialist now because one of their coaches disagreed with donald trump’s comments about kickoff formations

If you're traveling for the holiday I'm manifesting good energy and on schedule departures. Unless of course you've slighted me in some way, in which case you deserve everything that happens to you. [!!POST UP FOR DELETION INTERACT NOW BEFORE KINDNESS/NATIONAL TRAGEDY OCCURS!!]

New video tomorrow!

I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"

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Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani: “I have spoken about the Israeli government committing genocide and I’ve spoken about our government funding it.” Pres. Trump: “I think he’s different than your typical guy… I think you have a chance to really make (NYC) great… you’re going to have a really great...

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I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude

yeah motherfucker

It is TOO late to take your turkey out for thanksgiving. You FUCKED it. Thanksgiving is RUINED

are they still making new kinds of grass?

Thought about this video again

every day the achewood universe bleeds more into ours

How I'm feeling about NFL teams going into week 12