goin to work off 2 edibles like the wise old tree

If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss

Vanquish Soul got banned and the TCG immediately became a mickey mouse format.

It's always 2 blind men touching different parts of the elephant telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

This is a really weird card reveal right? Like it's not the effect text of the card, but is instead just a written down explanation of what the card does? that's weird right?

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl

In China 🇨🇳 they are putting 💀Quan Chi📷 on the roofs 👌

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater

What a website

Suck Now Cum Later

This is such a cool card. It can be used as a board breaker, it can be used as disruption, there's even reasons to use it on your own monster as like a last ditch scenario to stay alive. This ROCKS

We bought the most expensive drink from Starbucks

my microsoft edge browser history is literally just all attempts at opening software

physical media is the only way to experience true horror

Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at www.theonion.com/badpedophile now to find out. In select theaters October 2.

THE MEME IS REAL

Interrupting the War on Halloween to declare a hayseed anathema on the Mormons

Greatest NFL quote graphic ever made

mets booth: "the marlins were talking up this series like it was their own postseason by keeping the mets out of it" "well they're sure doing that today" "...yep"

gas station hot dog roller is the only medbed i’ll ever need

Here’s a question I have for people regarding Genesys format. Should Konami raise the cost of certain cards to 101

Holy shit how is savage 0 poi-MOTHERFUCUKER

This entire week of genesys format has been me going to the Points page, searching 'Verte' and going "Oh that's inter-AH FUCK" over and over again

Major Update: The Rats Have Won

i fell to my knees, and cried i never thought i'd see the day we got there, broski. we got there.

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

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in the sea, there's but one threat more terrifying than the great white shark. 3 penguins

Life Can be Beautiful

ojama duo and trio being worth points make sense in a game without links, but doing such comically low values is also really funny.

they should make a trick shot simulator but for baby games. who can get the square peg in the square hole the fastest. who can shake the rattle the most in the shortest amount of time.

incel guy that pronounces 'females' like 'tamales'

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

Went out side and only saw 3 guys getting raptured. Awful ratio, means we all have to keep going to work and shit.

I hate when my uncle immortalizes me as a a pig

anyways, here's genesys dragonmaids

The Philadelphia Eagles are trying to kill me dude

this is what nfl sunday ticket looks like when your ass is broke

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.