tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

Psycho Patrol R chapter 2 is releasing on Europe Day store.steampowered.com/news/app/190...

dreamt I was voting between trump and starmer. I didn't get a ballot and was really upset so the venue host sent Emes the Infinity, a robot in the form of a black woman. we had "sex" that was just her showing me an ai video of us having sex. I finished and then voted trump like a political cartoon

Seeing people say this "Doesn't look like resident evil" when #1 yes it does, and #2 resident evil doesn't really have a singular style. Like every resident evil game is pretty different tonally and aesthetically from one another other than like 3 and Code Veronica and 5 and 6 with each other.

This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

me: have you ever wondered what Yoda would sound like if he had a Jamaican accent? date: no... please don't me (voice cracking): fine we'll just sit in silence while we eat

Thinking about an interview John Waters gave where he saw Jackass 2 and went "oh my God, they're doing the type of stuff I've always wanted to do onscreen but they've tricked straight people into watching it" and Knoxville later responded "that was 100% intentional"

Superhuman Safety Squad #4 [1/2]

This is why AI will fail

The “written by a 5 year old” tagline even though Axe Cop is a nearly 16 years old property

The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info.

artist's interpretation

Im gonna clip this just for u guys but I have real tears in my eyes

The most American moment of my life was sitting in traffic seeing an electronic build board shift from a "9/11 never forget" sign to an ad for a sports betting app while my dad asks me what my opinions on the Charlie Kirk assassination was

The one upside of the fact that it's just accepted and normal that he is always lying and that nothing he says has consequences is that now everyone just believes these are all staged and no one cares. Like fully just boy who cried wolf.

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

It’s crazy that every red button pusher is a Nazi that only has an understanding of game theory through the lens of a YouTube short explanation.

This is actually how everyone talked about the Chainsaw Man ending

this is the literal DEMON being put in charge of infowars and everyone thinks this is just OK???

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME DUDE

I've actually also used this analogy multiple times in 2024 and 2025

WE ARE LIVE WITH THE SECOND ACT OF HALF-LIFE 2 VR:AI! ACT 2!!! twitch.tv/wayneradiotv

just learned about donk the samurai duck main theme www.youtube.com/watch?v=2948...

You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

we made too many fantasy creatures green. Why is there no race of guys with orange skin?

Guy that’s been getting really into milk lately

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

This tweet is almost the same time span from the start of LeBron’s career as it is today.

i should do this with ojama lime

Moon Ghost

Hasan Piker is an authoritarian. The Pope is weak on crime. Mr. Met is an anti-semite.

The #1 most baffling porn phenomenon to me is when they need to establish that two characters are not related even if it the video wouldn't even been incest if they had been. "Fucking my best friend's stepdaughter" - what "My stepsister's friends take turns on me" - why are you doing this

The pope just went FULL Bud Light.

another day at the office

DUDE WE GOT THE TREATLER PRESIDENT

it would feel so good to cut skip bayless out of your life

Hey Hell's Kitchen Youtube, I don't think you should be calling it that.

is this spoilers

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Little freaks

My loot table fucking sucks man. you should not grind my drops. it’s not worth it

Chud Internationale