they should make a vape thats also a breathalyzer

WE’RE LIVE WITH DAY 2!!! today we got some whoppers on the docket. we raised over 15k last night, more than half our overall goal! The upcoming stretch goals are so so good… get em. See details about Stream for a Cause and the event schedule at sfac.poargu.com and tune in at twitch.tv/socpens

It really sucks you can’t talk about the really tragic implications of Kris’s one-sided love for Susie and what it means for the narrative without people thinking you’re just trying to do shipping discourse

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

get em chris lay down the law

I've really be stuck on Flower Man because I love the song but I haven't been able to find anyone who I think really nails the vocals in their cover it's always just slightly off. Then I heard a cover in japanese that just instantly nailed it... Toby Fox is not beating the allegations

Deltarune Spoilers

Toby Fox you’ve done it again

Deltarune Chapter 5 came out IDK if you saw

Seeing those "Internets Darkest Rabbitholes" videos where they talk about random shit people put at the bottom of a 4chan iceberg image and going "Nobody has ever been able to figure out this mysterious post"

pokemon flavor…

Not endorsing their politics, but the 3% "Not sure" are probably a decent hang

bad news to everyone who was ever mean to me: i’ve just claimed my free Milhouse shield

me when i'm larping being poor in the biggest studio apartment in new york

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

The best part of this that's always left out is when Obama says he wants to go by Barry and Super Girl tells him to keep going by Barrack. "Well it is what it says on my birth certificate" "Yeah you should keep that on you"

Jesus roguelike where you're crucified, do the run in hell, then resurrect when you lose, and then you come back to earth and expand your religion for powerups

Every time I see Forbidden Crown activated i'm just left gushing about how well designed it is. Just a perfectly designed piece of interaction and breaking

Seeing someone use evil hate magic on a goblin: let the wretched creature be! He knows not what he does! Seeing someone use evil hate magic on a beautiful elf prince: lmao bring him low! The fool should live as a beast!

if Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw a Third Shoe

all human behavior is quantifiable and therefore predictable in aggregate with extensive data collection and intelligent analysis VERSUS a guy who woke up weird

how good would a card need to be that was just a slow play spell that reads "During the end phase, draw X cards"? what does X have to equal here?

don't think I've put this one up here yet

When your toxic coworker gives you shit about a 7am cherry coke

This is what I was given as “chicken and waffles“

chapter 5

Scooby Doo dead by daylight

What summoning mechanic do you think feels the best and worst? I feel like being tributed would feel good as fuck but being pend summoned would make me nauseous

it is very funny that in the year where everything is getting called a LARP we are just letting everyone LARP as Knicks fans

i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship

coming on bsky

Toby Fox teaching Deltarune fans about Pjackk ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Usually I cannot STAND it when I try to watch a foreign-language vid on YT and that awful AI Slop auto-dub comes on. But uh... there seems to be something wrong with this one??

dont forget... it's almost time. ACT 3 of HL2VRAI's LIVE production is in only 4 DAYS. on Tuesday, June 16th, @ 8pm EST, we meet Darnold once again. and Father Grigori show us around town... so excited for this episode for many many reasons. Get Ready

My hottest take about sports is that Football has it right and the Final Championship game should be best of 1. I don’t care about variance, I don’t care about the “better team” losing, I don’t care about the series. I want to see winner takes all. Everyone knows game 7 is the best game anyways.

Really glad he eventually cleared this up

Common misconception that Space Marines are sterile. They can breed just only with each other

#LookingForWork If you know any: -Evil Botanists cloning a mutant tree army -Evil Marine Biologists raising sharks to chew on fiberoptic cables -Evil Sculptors/Waxworkers carving perfect effigies to curse prolific public figures Send them my way, I'm looking to get in on the ground floor.

the Library of Alexandria has burned 10,000 times and will burn 10,000 more before it’s all said and done

Been obsessed with this video recently

happy tuah year anniversary to those who celebrate hawk tuah day

Finally looked into this whole Moon Child craze and damn they were right this song does slap! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwn_...