What's everyone up to? What have I missed?

Trump sues Wall Street Journal - Read the complaint. open.substack.com/pub/roguepot...

Life level 50 has been achieved. Woo. Hoo.

@lolafaglana.bsky.social this made me think of you for some reason lol

Well Twitter is just awful. How's it going over here?

Your horoscope for today: Be like a furnace - give warmth to others when needed, then spend the rest of your time in the dark, lurking and waiting.

🔥 Edinburgh Hill, South Shetland Islands, Arctic Peninsula - a 180m high volcano, formed by the effects of the Ice Age

Ball's Pyramid, Australia: is the eroded remnant of a shield volcano and caldera that formed approximately 6.4 million years ago. It is the tallest volcanic sea stack in the world at 572 meters (1,877 ft) high.

If you can support any of these humans, please do so.

Hey guys- White nationalists have helped a white woman in Minnesota raise $300k after she was filmed calling a five-year-old Black child the n-word. The local NAACP chapter is fundraising for the boy and his family to get legal help. The least we could do is out-fundraise the nazis. Donate here:

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Squeaky howls are the best 🐺

Sup everyone

Hi, BlueSky. It's Hillary. I've joined up here to help get the word out about an important election in Wisconsin tomorrow, and other ways to defend our democracy against those who think votes can be bought.

Please don't.

I'm training my cats to use the toilet just like people! *cut to a calico chopping a line of coke on the toilet tank*

I thought you would want to know! Ukraine has a third of all European lithium deposits. Elon needs lots of lithium for his Tesla batteries. Now you know why they shook down Zelensky.😠

Man, Motionless In White fuckin' nailed it with their song America. That is exactly what it's like here.

Me.

you can use la croix in any recipe that says “just add water”

This is Musk's team of whizkids that gave him access to the US Treasury Payment System: Akash Bobba Edward Coristine Luke Farritor Gavin Kliger Ethan Shaotran Gautier Cole Kilian Musk wants them to be anonymous, so you know what to do. This is the leader: indiawest.com/elon-recruits-…

@bsky.app I can't seem to scroll my timeline since the latest update. Can't like anything or respond to anyone either.

Me

Today is “Anything but a Cup” Day, where school staff amuse the kids by drinking out of things that aren’t a cup. What did I bring, you ask?

Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Darkness, decay, dagger scars, and a little moss around the edges? Good. You're on the right path.

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

It's simple really. The more books you read, the greater the chance a magic portal will open in one and transport you into that realm. Don't give up trying.

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

A passenger complained they found something truly disgusting in their in flight meal. We've investigated and discovered that it's the in flight meal.

Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.

When fascism arrives in America it won’t know how to spell it.

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

Don't hide your fangs behind a thin smile, your sharp horns under a chic hat, or your leathery wings under an oversized coat. Be your own self, and if that frightens the timid townsfolk, so be it.

Updated Registered Sex Offenders Map: January 20, 2025.

Pretty sure I hit all of these, every day.

There can only be one me. Help me let @bsky.app be aware that I’m the real me. Many thanks, Mar🐫 🙏 ♥️ 👍