I saw an Atkins ad on my tv the other day and I'm really sick that we are back to this 😭

Since it was a “period piece, this scene was set in the spring, And they didnt wash more than once a week… He was probably getting a strong whiff of that crockpot.

With Tim Walz doing the bullshit he is doing, guess it is time to tap this sign again:

I have been of the opinion for about five years now that we are all mostly clinging to the *idea* of social media. But that it has not existed, as we mean it, since Jack sold Twitter. The minute capital lined up to fold social media into its technocratic political consolidation, it stopped existing.

Deadliest Catch

The testing ground for Bovino’s Operation At Large was Los Angeles. A California judge initially prohibited ICE/CBP’s most flagrant constitutional violations. SCOTUS overruled her 6–3, handing Bovino a blank check to inflict unspeakable brutality on Chicago and Minneapolis. The 6 bear so much blame.

Love them both sm 🥹

We have too much access to too many people. We aren’t supposed to be front row to all these different opinions. We aren’t supposed to see all these people. Feels a bit unnatural when you look at it.

The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE

cooked.

Wild how many companies expect people to work remotely today after deeming remote work ineffective and mandating a full return to office.

Oh.

You apologize in the wall street journal, you not talking to Black people as a group. Hell your IG has 19m followers. That's 5x the circulation of the WSJ, if you were really trying to reach us. Kanye not getting me riled up. Fuck out my face goofy.

Tho I will say, in his defense, he's not the first person to be confused by how quickly the romance authors & readers can whip up finely tuned logistics out of nothing. 😂

I really love how Black people be casually doing the coolest shit.

If you think kidnapping American citizens is the best possible evidence that this is about white supremacy not immigration, may I introduce you to the fact that they are kidnapping literal Indigenous people

People are right to be incensed, but there are more names to uplift. ICE killed an immigrant man named Silverio Villegas González in Chicagoland. He had children. Victor Manuel Diaz was kidnapped in Minneapolis and died in ICE custody on January 14. Their names deserve to be repeated, too.

Uhhh Iron Mike??? 💀

FWIW, these folks have been protesting for weeks — which is a lot of time to familiarize yourself with stuff like masks. As for gas masks in particular: you can just google good gas masks and buy one at a hardware store. Ask me how I (and now many other journalists) know.

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yes.

I'll also add, if you can't protest for whatever reason, replying to people on the ground at protest sharing content with alt-text and captions can be a good way to participate. I'm very pro team alt-text, but also have sympathy for how hard it can be to type in the cold for people on the streets.

I was just supposed to follow clergy leaders as they did a pilgrimage from George Floyd Square to Renée Good’s memorial. But then when we got back to the landing spot, we found out an observer had been attacked by ICE agents who had been tailing the religious leaders. From me today in Minneapolis:

Just an FYI for Charlotte folks, if you know anyone who is seeking shelter for this storm (or just want to spread the word) CATS is offering free bus rides to area shelters. Riders just need to say where they’re headed. I believe it’s Salvation Army for women/children and a Roof Above for men

Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.

Paramilitaries, you say?

Like fucking clockwork. "What do you want dems to do? They don't have the power!" THEY JUST VOTED IN MORE FUNDING FOR ICE YOU FUCKING GOLDFISH

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

I'm on site where a federal agent shot a Minneapolis man this morning. It's bad. Dozens of federal agents are facing off with hundreds of outraged residents. People being tear gassed, helicopters above, I keep hearing pops, and lots of loud BANGS. This smoke is from tear gas:

We had a fellow court watch volunteer be attacked yesterday and end up in the hospital. He was just observing ICE actions at our local field office.

I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.

finally: you can Netflix and chill while i talk about genocide

The largest labor strike in history is happening today in Minnesota. Yes they are suppressing the information but if enough us talk about it off and online they can’t hide it.

Jokes >>>> facts

Ain't got time for the government to social media me to death when we have teachers fostering students because ICE snatched their parents. Ho ass congress.

Affected communities and people with health conditions deserve accurate information. It is good and necessary to correct one another about these things:

Worst part of getting older is watching your elders leave this place but it's for the best they say. Ain't nothing down here no way

People being surprised Meg is with Klay cause he’s a nerd…. Ummmm she’s a nerd. She’s just fine

Queen latifah #1 rapper turned actor. Idk what yall arguing bout

*opens notebook* 1. Chris Pratt 2. Chris Pratt 3. Chris Prat 4. Awkwafina 5. Amy Schumer 6. Chris Pratt 7. Tiffany Haddish

England: You Americans are hated by us and the world now The world looking at England

It's not even a thing you have to squint at. It is just the actual, literal position of Jesus in the Gospel that sex workers who care for their neighbors will enter heaven and religious hypocrites who falsely use his name will be cast into the eternal fire.

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I can’t stop imagining the Morning Show crew scrambling to get an aviation expert at 12am on a Wednesday

King of "ohh chile, let me get the hell out of here"