chris jones doing his best AJ brown impression?

week 5 hate watch complete

saquon being the mediator is so funny.

me watching y’all argue after every eagles loss:

🤭

i’m rooting for new england because buffalo doesn’t deserve to be the only remaining undefeated team idc idc lol

the diggs brothers are from gaithersburg? lol that’s interesting.

this season is bringing to the forefront the fact that the NFC is superior to the AFC and i will die on that hill.

egregious is the correct word. i don’t even do the ref talk but that was pretentious blatant.

kellen doing us a favor down in NOLA??

also caught up on the WNBA finals game last night and that was real hoops bubba! the girls were ballin, that was such a good game.

mlk has reopened so guess who is gonna do the full loop + wissahickon this weekend? me!

he should be under the jail, honestly!

i’m not a taylor swift aficionado, i really only listen to 1989 but what i can say as the most casual of casual listeners is that a lot of these songs sound alike to me. tempo, sonically, vocally… its giving repetition. this is very cool music to play in stores at the mall (complimentary)

who has it better than us

like i said!

these shanahan tree offenses are cool and all but i always think about how we choked the life out of the Steelers last year via a 10 minute, 30 second drive down the field.

unrivaled is coming to philly. i WILL be in attendance!

the rams chain looking fake under prime time lights

limp bizkit playing is more concerning than the offense. i need to know who is responsible 😭

i started turning my closet over and my 10s fit again 🥹 my hips/thighs are the absolute last place to shrink so i’m very happy lol

i know i’ve been scrolling too long cause i just came across recipe videos for peach cobbler nachos and smoked candied salmon that is enough internet for the day 😭

it took me a full month to realize this is a double entendre

jake looks like chase daniel in this clip and i hate that for him

this has me yelling 😭😭😭 the witches of etsy are on a run, i fear

i’ve been rewatching s1 of sleepy hollow today and it was such a fun show. sucks how they massacred it.

quinyon grabbing tristen’s facemask with both hands told me he was gonna have a special game

yesterday i found myself in a SAHP rabbit hole on reddit where people are asking if they can feasibly do it on one income. one person said he makes $75k in NJ/PA and they’re trying to start a family. so many people straight up said no, you’re too poor!

it’s october 1st. spooky szn has begun. govern yourselves accordingly.

are we in retrograde? why is everyone arguing on the internet this week? i mean, arguing more than usual.

one thing about patullo, you can tell he’s friends with nick. i can imagine exactly how those two carry on a long-winded conversation.

me:

jordan love is stinky

because saquon is not having a great start to the year but every time you see him, he isn’t showing however frustrated he must be feeling cause our OL is banged up/not blocking well for him. we gotta call a spade a spade with 11. love him but he acting funny. move around, my guy!

11 acknowledging that he was selfish last year cause he was mad that he wasn’t the focal point of the offense is… something!

let me repost my previous tweet. AJ wants to be the focal point every week and when he’s not, he pouts. it has nothing to do with whether the offense is struggling or not. we were cooking 1st half and he was pissy and half-running routes. the media needs to stop coddling him tbh.

watching carson’s downfall is glorious. eagles fans that still defended him after 2017 never made sense to me. coddling that crybaby was never something EYE was gonna do.

the outfits my team are sporting in tampa… let me reassess my logic today

memories reminded me that i was in tijuana 7 years ago getting reconstructive surgery done by a surgeon i found on instagram. shoutout to dr galvez 🫶🏾

it is time for the eagles JV teams to play

i love when my patience pays off because i was never going to pay $3500 for the balenciaga hourglass coat. however i will pay $140 for the asos version. this along with my jacquemus croissant coat are waiting for fall ☝🏾

the way my mom used to tell me to shut up singing this song 😭😭😭

bought a new dutch oven and will be making lasagna soup for dinner tonight

i have reached the age where an 8:30 dinner reservation is pushing it why are we eating at 9pm, friends??? drinks, sure, but a meal is crazy 😭

2022 was a special time in the city.

if only there was a play that could get you 1 yard? 🤔

the way y’all be cutting up in the eagles IG comments 😭

one thing i always remind people is that til this day we do not know what happened in 2023. there was no cryptic social media messages or subliminal shots from current or former players. that says something about the culture he’s built. so, yeah he may not be BITW but he works for what we need.

a new era starts tomorrow and i am ready.

one thing about me is that i’m gonna buy all the fall specialty items at the grocery store. do i need pumpkin spice kettle corn? no but add it to my cart please 🙂