my favorite thing about this app is that it keeps me out of the loop of everything that i do not care about. had no idea those two people got married last week. didn’t see one post or image. ignorance truly is bliss.

dropping out isn’t enough, i personally want graham platner [redacted]

hold on bubba! i’m VERY into this alliance.

IKTR!

every summer i say that i’m gonna do lighter hair color and every summer, i am a liar. i just have to accept the fact that i’m eternally a 1B diva.

ok! cause while i never paid a ton of attention to soccer in general, i remember Mia Hamm was tearing that grass up when she played in DC when i was teenager. the women’s team has been ranked in the top 2, I think, for literally the last 20 years.

well first of all, nobody from DC calls it washington lol.

I do not collect boy dolls but I have 4 total, one of which needed an outfit. so i was looking for a outfit for him and it took me to the weird side of doll collectors and omg I am ashamed to be grouped with these people 😭

again, WWE has a main event problem that’s of their of making.

this US team is #notgood

i feel like some of these soccer players could be jake elliott’s successor. where is howard and his binoculars

hold on, why belgium got prettier uniforms than we do we look like delivery people and they’re wearing florals and pastels.

maine dems have been so embarrassing

i didn’t realize MLB’s all-star game is also in philly next week. so many things popping up around the city.

strawberry cream cheese and vanilla bean paste.

wagging your finger at US citizens from your pretend high horse because of something that happened in the world cup is such a fascinating angle to take. canada has a sordid history too, no?

damn mexico, too bad.

this game is actually bonkers

idk I feel like I saw worse in the France game yesterday. that’s not red card worthy imo.

everybody said it’s VIVA LA MEXICO tonight so i guess that’s who i’m siding with tonight.

brazil been on the verge of scoring at least three different times. please put the ball in the net!

i am thoroughly enjoying the shenanigans during the World Cup. i have been missing out all these years.

turn this UP.

somebody explain to me why the US team never played a game at the linc very much enjoyed hosting all these countries but also we’re the nation’s first capital… and it’s during the America 250 celebration… who says no???? besides FIFA

the city launching their fireworks at 2am is so funny. i thought it was people in the neighborhood but no, cherelle said fuck the storm delay, they’re going off no matter the time. IKTR.

belcalis is not stupid. she can be dumb at times but she’s never been stupid.

the fact that it’s a thunderstorm and people are still trying to launch fireworks. chile what is going onnnnn

france is better than me cause I’d be waiting at their bus personally!

i’m not 100% sure of the rules but they’re basically wrestling on this soccer field and i don’t think that’s part of the game lol

too many countries have the same color scheme. red white and blue … yuck!

also I don’t understand why no one is wearing knee/elbow pads with all this falling and sliding

exactly, morocco!

i’m just rooting for the countries that have the hottest players. canada you did not send your best so i must side with morocco!

that lady opens her laptop for the wrong things. what are we gonna do with this old ass song? pull out the guitars and stop playing.

happy 4th to the burnt hot dog delegation. it is our time bubba!

disregarding the m@g@ of it all momentarily, it is dangerously hot outside and it’d be irresponsible to have anyone outside for prolonged periods of time.

yeah www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/s...

96° at 9:30am

when men be having ailments and instead of going to the doctor, they ask me like my name is webmd take your scary ass to the doctor!

i spent 10 mins looking for my phone that was in the pocket of the lululemon jacket i’m currently wearing on my body. that is how this day has been going 🫠

WIP would run LeBron out of town before the season even starts

looking back, a lot of popular music from the early aughts was truly just everybody talking about being in the brink of su*c*de

what the HELL is going on

i want every fan of dark romance put on a watchlist alongside the author and i’m not kidding!

It’s sucks that it’s going to be so unbearable weather-wise this weekend because the city has out so many cool and fun things together for the America 250 event but in true american fashion, who can afford to potentially die of heat stroke?

i’ve fallen into the rabbit hole that is season 2 of chasing LA and whew, i have thoughts!

i have thoughts (not all positive) but i will be clocked in to get amora and luna today!

i will see you hooligans at the linc next month 🦅