happy birthday @theejaister.bsky.social! 🎉🎉🎉

a lot of women have revealed themselves to be big losers. such a shame.

baby, there would be some furniture moving going on! www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/o...

it’s so funny how we’re in the midst of this mini-heatwave while the high is gonna be 54° over Memorial Day weekend aka my goddamn birthday. good thing, i’m outta here!

exactly ☝🏾

personally i am rooting for coco jones’ boyfriend in this series.

again.

just got my first political text and voting day is tuesday. i feel like these candidates are not trying to court me hard enough. put in some effort!

i love graduation season so much. all the houses that hang congrats banners with grad photos and i just… wow. my parents didn’t do that but they should’ve lol. i was the first to go and graduate. put some respect on my achievement pls 😭

that diva got me in and out in under 5 hours! i didn’t even even need the snacks in my bag 😭

i love a good block party!

there were people setting up to grill directly beside the golf course and you know what, smart choice. hit a few balls then walk over and grab a hot dog lol

one thing about it… kelly drive is going to see me when the sun is out!

been playing around with claude design at work and it’s so fascinating. we can’t really use AI for much of anything beyond note taking since it’s pharma but i was impressed.

ok i actually watched the full schedule release video (instead of the truncated version they posted on IG) and it wasn’t bad. 14 mins is crazy though.

i’ve been making my own refreshers and honestly i don’t know why it took me so long. it’s so simple.

I don’t know what was said but I agree!

it’s tough being america’s team 🦅

my quarterback thinks they wear berets in london 💔 i would like to discuss the houston public school system

now what if i say the eagles toughest game is gonna be against demeco’s demons jalen might get put in the dirt for 4 quarters 😭 the bright side is that coleridge is ALSO getting put in the dirt for four quarters so…

every schedule leak has us playing in primetime and i hate it so much 🫠 take me back to when the eagles were consistently in the 1pm slot.

the internet keeps showing me peach burrata salads which means i’m going to the farmers market this weekend.

if you catch me on the SRT this summer, i’ll probably be listening to this - open.spotify.com/track/6ma9Mp...

MUNA tickets secured yesterday. Madeon tickets secured today. this week has been fabulous. although the price being double for the balcony at the electric factory is a scam. 21+ or not.

my brother just sent a group chat message that said “we married” with a selfie of him and his wife 😭😭😭

if they don’t visit the Passyunk Ave bar while there, it’ll be a wasted trip

show us the kanban board. i need to see how high of a priority private accounts are. @bsky.app / @support.bsky.team

when are we dismantling ticketmaster because i just paid a $21 service fee on $60 tickets

i love philadelphia so much however y’all are 0-for-4 when it comes to tourist attraction food. 👎🏾 cheesesteaks 👎🏾 pretzels 👎🏾 water ice 👎🏾 hoagies and wawa in general and y’all know how i feel about the word jawn 😭 summer is coming, lets be truthful!

i made some chili crisp noodles for lunch and i don’t know if i like it.

i totally forgot about joel paying arena workers during covid because josh harris refused to.

anyway, a few years ago i found out mothers day was founded in philadelphia.

i wonder if vrabel sent dianna a mother’s day gift this is the investigative journalism i need, where is TMZ

preparing myself for the sixers funeral today. as soon as the clock hits 0.0, i want josh harris surrounded and bullied.

pizza hut is bringing back the book it reading program. GOOD! help these babies learn to read and experience the joy of a personal pan pizza.

i knew the eagles autism challenge was today and was still confused as to why everything was blocked off. my brain cells do not zap before 9am apparently lol

their discography goes from sad lesbian dance music to sad lesbian power pop. every album is a banger.

madeon tour dates, rumors of a new beyonce era, and a new MUNA album today… this girl is gonna be okay!

i just made my braid appointment for vacation and it reminded me of the clip from good day philly it is true, i am going to get in the water! knotless me please 😭😭😭

the cool thing about the Mike biopic is that an entire new generation of kids get to appreciate his career. idk what the hell was in the genetics of joe and katherine jackson but my goodness. what a collection of talent.

lol mclane saying jalen will be happy to have a bright mind in the building running the offense and that KP wasn’t quite ready is interesting. it’s not a revelation but a lot of the beat were gaslighting during the season and even afterwards and that’s all I’ll say about that.

keep this coming!

philly is the first stop of the madeon US tour, as it should be! i will be there singing at the top of my lungs.

breaking my target ban because their pajamas are on sale for Mother’s Day. apologies to my fellow DEIs but their cloud knit is actually top tier 😭

also quez watkins is in my team’s social media videos ☹️ this is why i stay on howard’s neck

also jojo is sitting out and tbh they should’ve had him sit out on monday too! consider him a game 3 and beyond player.

what is going onnnnnnnnnn

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nothing about this is making sense in my brain it can only be transmitted human-to-human through wound contact so what the hell was everybody doing on that boat???

anyway, between the new kehlani album and durand’s new album, i’ve been vibing and swaying for the past week open.spotify.com/track/7acblF...