In retrospect, with so many attempts at live-service games flopping, there's something really funny about FromSoftware proving that they had a winning formula for a live-service game with Nightreign, and then refusing to turn it into one. Further still, not even dipping into cosmetic DLC with it.

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

Look for wealthy or prominent individuals who are into big game hunting and who travelled to Austria, Hungary and Italy between 1992-1996.

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

I do like this series from McLeods

I love how all these guys who were in the Epstein files are losing their jobs and Trump was named 38,000 times and people are like "It's cool he can still run the world"

Googling “international men’s day” to mess with the search engine

Anyone keen on field trip to France? I think we need to learn more about guillotines

Two for Tuesday

Verdict on Silksong so far: it’s very good and I feel lucky to live in a time where such a game exists.

A lot of people seem to think all these “investigations into voter fraud” are simply to appease Trump who can’t admit to having lost anything ever. They are much more than that - they are also to ensure a complete Republican victory in the mid-terms.

When the republicans steal the midterms it will be interesting to see what becomes of the USA. Predictions?

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny. BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

So humid and muggy that today reminded me of living in SEA - so this beer seemed appropriate

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

No Country for Old Sausage

Loving this colab between double vision and emersons

The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense

It’s quite something to be Palestinian and watch the surprised Pikachu faces of western leaders at how the “international rules based order” is gone. You did nothing to stop its destruction. You only care now because it affects you.

History:The Civil War was fought over slavery Them:HOW DARE YOU! Real causes were states rights & tariffs imposed by an out-of-control government, and those rebels were heroes. News:Heroes are standing up against out-of-control government imposing tariffs & attacking states rights Them: HOW DARE YO

First time trying anything by maker’s mark and I am really enjoying it

“We are committed to losing a major war” - secretary of war

In America now you can be shopping with your toddler one moment and fleeing with her in your arms from a secret police attack the very next.

soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"

Slightly diminish a band: Samsara

The only true bot on this site is me.

One of the best ones out there on its class

Anyway. Repeal the Hague Invasion Act, sign the Rome Statute, refer the entire administration to the ICC.

A day of two terrible tragedies

I will not follow government orders to murder someone nor no will I accept their dirty money to do so. That would make it feel like a job, ruining the whole experience.

When Trump says it won’t end up costing the United States to illegally invade and “control” Venezuela because of the value of their oil, he means there will be a massive public cost, but that’s ok because private companies and oligarchs, including his family, will make a ton of money.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

I know I’m probably just a foolish Luddite, but I am pretty sure we can do without plagiarism and misinformation machines that generate horrible sex crimes for the amusement of rape aficionados.

First dram of 2026

Mmmm - first beer of the new year is quite something

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

One trick to look for is people blaming systemic failures on “personal responsibility”. It’s a way of shifting the discussion away from making meaningful change to blaming those harmed by these systems.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

Worth reading now

This beer won’t be for everyone but it is surprisingly tasty and I am glad I tried it

Got some nice beers for Christmas and this was one of them. Cheers all @jpdanner.com - I am drinking your namesake

Merry Christmas from Saddam Hussein (the cat)

Say what you like about Trump

im writing what i think’ll be the great american novel. its about an undefeated boxing champ with a closely held secret (his brain is in his ass). he has a big fall from grace after he sits down too hard after a round and almost dies. then he reunites with his estranged kid or whatever. one of those

Finally installing this one -

Delicious and understated (cause it isn’t an IPA). Pick one up this summer

In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.