If only there was some information out there that could have warned us that super insulated, rich elites bring about dystopias.

what if we integrated gambling into the news and ads into therapy. what if your phone was also your girlfriend. what if you were the messiah and you could only save humanity by communicating with a chatbot and rigging betting markets which are part of the news. what if we summoned a god in VR chat

Hopefully I've made it more relatable

Something we don't talk about enough is that Hillary Clinton, in addition to being evil, is stupid.

Good to see the ACT party’s achievement reducing the cost of school lunches paying off #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Hey everyone - now is a good time to regularly ask your search engine of choice questions like this: “how do i disable ai features in microsoft apps?”

With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?

Just got some new beers in the fridge:

@slanecartoon.bsky.social This is so good I couldn't wait for Chris to post it 😁

In today’s NZ Herald #nzpolitics

I love watching first time Dark Souls players progress through the game. Some of the best moments are when the make the following discoveries: The ladder under the dragon bridge The lift in the undead parish First time stepping into darkroot garden First time entering Anor Londo

James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars. Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.

ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way DOCTOR: Then I've got good news

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

As penance for my actions, please accept these words, which I think we all agree speak louder

Just sayin' #nzpol

I’m Not the biggest lager fan so believe when I say this is delicious

Not too shabby this danish beer

Every time I drink this whisky I think “what a delight”

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

Yep it’s a beer. A bloody lovely one

“Help!” cried Toad. “My list is blowing away. What will I do without my list?”

An All Black victory deserves a dark beer

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

vaping is always gonna be for losers unless they come out with disposables that can run DOOM

Lovely stuff

Its a good one

I see a bottle kill with some mates coming up…

Thus might be the best beer blender Urbanaut beer have done. Great individually - excellent combined

Its one of those nights

Just in case people are confused: Authoritarian leaders take credit for things they didn’t do and things that didn’t happen. Authoritarian followers will happily agree with them no matter what proof to the contrary is offered.

So angry right now. I watched this movie called Brokeback mountain thinking it was about cowboys. Turns out the two lovers are actually shepherds! Absolute rip off.

Seriously. Rugby is so good, man. Just look at this shit. Why are you all not watching it?

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

Oh these? Just a few excellent beers I had this week

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Lies of P question: i not always sure which option is the lie. Is there a way for people to know? For example: right for lie, left for truth. Or do I just have to pay better attention?

You heard it straight from Kennedy himself: Gold Standard Science is actually just data fabrication.

First time trying this one - I love the landlord so it was a no brainer when I saw this at my local. Oh yeah - it’s great

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Me in a mandatory AA meeting: my name is EJ and I am on a whisky journey.

10 WAYS TO AVOID BEING FOOLED In 10 tweets I’ll explain 10 heuristics that will make you smarter. Thread:

Lunch was also included

My most popular and well-reviewed book is $2.99 in ebook form for October, just search your device for 'This Book is Full of Spiders.' You do not have to have read any of my previous books to enjoy it (even though it is the second book in a series, these all stand alone).

fun how jk rowling going full scorched earth attack at emma watson was triggered not by watson attacking her, but by her giving some feeble wishy-washy statement about still loving her despite their disagreements

American taxpayers will soon be paying to have this garbage embedded in their government systems.

This was a delicious accompaniment to watching some excellent rugby from the All Balcks and Black Ferns last night…