"Thank you for the Standard Lamp gift, Donald."

Has the world gone mad RRP £800 for a tooth brush. 😬

See #Farage has launched his new #reform tour bus

Tommy released an album of submarine hits. Full marks Tommy.

My brother is in spoons, south wales valleys. Anyone find a cheaper pint than this?

Ha!

Not sure if it’s because I’m really hungry but anyone else see a plate of sausages

👀

No chanting about the IDF, kerp politics and colonialism out of music! Anyway, here's U2 with Sunday Bloody Sunday #LiveAid

Michael Buerk was on 5%, that's what my friend Ian said. #LiveAid

"At the next junction, take a hard right"

No, I’d love to wash my face in your shitter

A man called Howard dictating how women should live thier lives is pure #DailyMail

I did suggest incorporating my father's ashes into an etch a sketch but my mam told me off.

Dear Ai, what if I really don’t ever want to buy cryptocurrency or trade stocks?

Wasn’t he the singer in The Fall?

Well that wasn’t on by bingo card for the day

When your scrabble game sums your life up.

More like #omgWhoMadeThis

#FoxNews being a little delusional

Man Living In Most Affluent Country In World History Has Nerve To Complain About Being Homeless theonion.com/man-liv...

What a front cover...

Oh dear, she’s got her barrel scraper out.

It's a travesty that Elon Musk's car company is named after the great Nikola Tesla, when he has much more in common with that prick Thomas Edison.

You fucking what now

TRUMPS ENDS WW2 WITH PEACE DEAL!!!! Artist: The Twisted Omentum https://b3ta.com/board/11415620

When a young boy does a self portrait and it reminds o you of someone but you just can’t place him

Too silly. Sound up.

Stand with Ukrainians as Trump prepares to sell them out (Location: Russian embassy, London, Feb ‘23)

The victim on #newsnight is an incredible woman to speak about her abuses. Wow.

Looking forward to "it might not have been a KKK hood - he could have just been pretending to be a ghost and the cross caught fire due to an electrical fault" next week.

Yes he called Twitter X, yet everyone still calls it Twitter. Yes we still called Prince Prince not squiggle and we can still call it the Gulf of Mexico and will do forever and a day

#DailyStar cracked it with Blah Blah Blah

LATEST: Trump to rename socks as footgloves. “It’s a beautiful name. And it describes what they do. Beautiful name.”

So yesterday the father in law had put the turkey on a shelf in the garage, when I took it out the pack I could see the droppings. The mice had been. Turkey in bin. Anyone else have a cracking start to Xmas day?

Beers of the day

Führer cuts expected

oh this is BRILLIANT

Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas

In light of these allegations I can no longer enjoy my Gregg Wallace ham. 😔

Anyone remember the Psalm that reads “ amongst all his mates, Jesus was the only white man”

Me and my mates when we enter a bar full of women