thought this was an onion article

Breaking news: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that she will resign from Congress as of Jan. 5, a surprise announcement that came days after a public spat between President Trump in which he lobbed public insults at his longtime ally.

A (horrible) alternate reality, inspired by yesterday. #Cloudflare #Teletext #TeletextArt #Art

Oh hi, long time no see! 👋 It's been 5 years, but here's a new release of perkeep.org .... github.com/perkeep/perk...

Seriously, how are these clowns still in business?

Locked out of Twitter because they fucked up their Yubikey migration I've since re-enrolled TWO Yubikeys, but it keeps asking me to re-enroll. If anyone still has contacts there, please let them know they majorly fucked up

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵

Construction workers ripped the face off the East Wing to begin building President Trump’s 90,000-square-foot ballroom. nyti.ms/43oS9T1

We are giving a tech talk at @hackadayofficial.bsky.social Supercon with @dr.supersat.phd in a few weeks 🩷 What happens when your body is the dev board? Dive into the wild world of biohacking, rogue experiments, and deeply questionable decisions in the name of science, curiosity, and chaos.

Researchers pointed a satellite dish at the sky for 3 years and monitored what unencrypted data it picked up. The results were shocking: They obtained thousands of T-Mobile users' phone calls and texts, military and law enforcement secrets, much more: www.wired.com/story/satell... 🧵👇

Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.

HELLO, NERDS! Are you a Cisco expert? If so, I'm trying to configure a Cisco ISR to initiate V.120 ISDN data calls over a PRI, initiated by a connection to a particular TCP or SSH port I can initiate a test call, and the debug logs show the interface comes up, but I don't know how to use it

My god. “Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’”

Hey @wyden.senate.gov, have you read NSPM-7? Should we be as concerned as some people are?

For the first time ever, I hit the limits of my plan on @github.com because apparently, I used more than 2 gigs of build artifacts. I can't see any way to aggregate all my used storage across 100+ repos so I made a tool to do it for me github.com/shanselman/g...

There are credible reports that federal agents may be replaying the 2020 playbook and surging into Portland with the goal of provoking conflict and violence in my hometown. I am in close contact with state and local officials to monitor this activity.

@pronto.bsky.social This just came up in the old Shmoocon Slack Was this you?

I miss this view, which has absolutely nothing to do with direct line-of-sight to those satellite dishes below the Space Needle (cc: @theneedling.com)

Who remembers this game?? 😍😍 Not u bc unfortunately I made it up

Dutch TV gets it.

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

NEW: my office has received disturbing whistleblower reports that the Trump administration plans to separate 700 children from their families, lawyers, and support systems. Disappearing vulnerable children beyond the reach of American law and oversight is beyond depravity.

“What the fuck? I didn’t ask for this,” said the man as he turned autocorrect off in settings. “Oh God, now spellcheck’s underlining the eggplant emoji and suggesting I instead use either the earthworm, shrimp or peanut.”

This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Anyone I know have one of these bad boys? (Or really, anything MagicBand touchpoint-enabled)

[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!

futurism.com/white-house-... The US is just straight up committing civilizational suicide. Excited for China's century

This morning, ICE sent out a memo offering cash bonuses for quick deportations. The New York Times reached out to DHS about the memo. It then got cancelled. Story: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/u...

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

USCIS declared that the children of immigrants who are “unlawfully present” will “no longer be US citizens at birth.” They'll inherit their parents' status, rendering them detainable & deportable ...this new underclass of noncitizen babies are apparently subject to arrest from the moment of birth."

This is almost as funny as real life, where the cops said anarchists are hard to infiltrate because they read too much

imagine going into your performance review meeting and being told by an HR flak that you didn't get promoted because of "skill issue"

"the overall atproto developer ecosystem is very diverse...and as someone that was dealing with activitypub and the non-cooperation of Mastodon on various issues has burned me on federated systems. it's all a breath of fresh air" 🥹

NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV

I want to see Tom Nooks flight logs. He's a predatory lender who exploits people and owns a countless amount of islands RELEASE THE TOM NOOK FILES YOU COWARDS

This thread is incredible.

Something I can't stress enough: Vote In Your Local Elections

The censorship of 80+ games on Steam this week was apparently the work of Australian antiporn group Collective Shout, which partnered with US evangelicals to pressure Visa and Mastercard. They claimed, without evidence, that the games involved child abuse. Great work by @acvalens.net for VICE.

Australia's decision to require age/identity verification, including facial scans, in order to do a Google search is dystopian. We're watching the death of an open, anonymous internet, and the gradual takeover of information online by the state — under the guise of protecting children.

Not many people know that this device was Mike Post's inspiration for the Law & Order sound

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

You don't have to donate through ActBlue! Mail a check to her campaign HQ. She promises "NO scammy [fundraising] tactics"

why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no