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watching the Jack Ryan TV show and just assuming it's a sequel to The Office or maybe a prequel or bothquel
about 7 hours ago
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I'm gonna wear the same combo, but with Ravens and shitsburgh Steelers and walk around Baltimore and Pittsburgh
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about 7 hours ago
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started watching "From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series" and the yellow tint was so wild I thought it was in Mexico. no no, the yellow tint that makes you go "huh" is still in Texas I was not prepared for this shows actual yellow haze for Mexico. I legit thought redshift turned on or monitor broke
about 10 hours ago
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Josh Mayfield
5 days ago
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you!
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so what's the betting pool and timeline for when the terrorist organization ICE shoots and kills a senator or Congress person? I say within two months
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Ajediday
2 days ago
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next super hero movie should be John Wick vs Ethan Hunt
2 days ago
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The Daddy of UK Gaming
3 days ago
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I remember getting scoulded by a dumb shit teacher in like 4th or 5th grade when I said the blockcaid on Cuba was stupid
3 days ago
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idea a modernized gender swapped and ideology swapped Robin Hood where she (or a they) robs the poor to line the halls of the wealthy π€ wait, that's the IRS these days
3 days ago
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all the wealthy comedians in the US should all suddenly move to Canada and start their own Canadian comedy news, to cover rump's america from the relative safety of poutine and snow
3 days ago
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...wat
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3 days ago
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thinking about seeing if I can drill tubes in whatever this thing I traded a post card for to make it into a combination water fountain and rgb led multi color light
5 days ago
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speedy words go fast who ever this dude is, he's nailed the super fast and understandable π«¨π«ͺ
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Soul Split
YouTube video by Tβmic - Topic
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4pC0PiI_xcU&si=iG7OBW4cZ-yzl2ao
5 days ago
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*sigh* For All Mankind while still okay, has definitely taken a turn for the stupid as fuck :/
5 days ago
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if I owned a gay bar, I'd have an expensive drink called "Obituary party fund" where the proceeds will go to pedo POTUS death day party, to fund an open bar to celebrate π₯³
6 days ago
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Chris Geidner
6 days ago
Why did you side with the GOP's anti-trans crusade?
www.huffpost.com/entry/8-demo...
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I bet beer gut outie belly button dude was out there to distract from reminding people that trump raped children
6 days ago
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it's wild to see non stop posts the past two days about what ever this is, having never once heard about it before
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6 days ago
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putting mambo sauce (dc) on chicken schnitzel with a fried egg for breakfast is one hell of a food culture fusion that was meant to happen
6 days ago
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...i thought the fucking lesson was : No Kings.
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6 days ago
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oh hell yeah; loose leaf yerba mate works well enough in a cheap espresso maker
6 days ago
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i know as folks get older, we tend to hate the new music. but i really want a filter that auto blocks any "artist" who started after 2019. (with an allow list that i can manually add to) its just so full of AI Slop shit.
6 days ago
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new Pete & Bas :D
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https://youtu.be/ZK_pAlsL6Yc
6 days ago
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been seeing more and more people mentioning that bars/restaurants in DC are upping their service fees. I don't care what anyone says, service fees get cut out from tip. especially when the fee is getting to 20% that's a tip.
7 days ago
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so.... let's quadruple the taxes on bezos.
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7 days ago
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looking for jobs, but trying not to vomit all over my keyboard from all the circle jerk posts on linkedin it's gotten _bad_ o_o
7 days ago
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just farming with some sleepy cats and coffee ^_^
7 days ago
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hehehehehe :3 using my planer magnetic headphones ; (because the band on the DT 770s broke xD) i forget how sexy these sound n_n
8 days ago
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1dark1
13 days ago
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Munah
9 days ago
you can smear shit on walls you can steal lecterns you can build a guillotine and threaten the VP...and get paid for it ( allegedly). do not ever ever ever open your mouth to lecture black people about any uprising that happened EVER again.
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hey, lets have a good day
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn8iinkhR3w&si=-OlVQZbyC_V0pvmi
11 days ago
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that navy seal should have said fuck no :/
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11 days ago
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something that I don't think I'll ever understand is catch and release fishing it's beyond horrific to me. why the fuck are people stabbing fish to not eat?! can I legally catch and release anything else? fucking eat it if you hunt it. don't trauma the animals just to free them
11 days ago
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random reminder that I do sell my photography (just not to trump supporters, they're not allowed)
11 days ago
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well shit, note to self: don't carry phone without making sure screen is locked π€£π I think I accidentally deleted a few chats on signal
11 days ago
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wont the fucking orange pedo potus fucking die already
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11 days ago
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lmfao so to be clear: fuck Lululemon, it's a company named to be racist but now they're selling Hijabs, and it's pissing off magats π π€£ I'm so conflicted
11 days ago
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tonight I am a bed for my friends cat :3
13 days ago
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fucking terrorist.
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13 days ago
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if we were in a proper dystopia, this drink would make one sparkle like a vampire in twilight
13 days ago
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at my friend's place, when we have a bong for weed set up, everything goes on a plate plate is now decorated π«ͺπ
14 days ago
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shot a borb
15 days ago
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caution it's DC police week where entitled drunk cops flood DC/nova and are horrible
15 days ago
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here's hoping that the orange pedo does not return from China
15 days ago
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β¦duh.
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16 days ago
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... ... Venezuela might get statehood before DC or PR?! fucking what or was I duped?(please)
16 days ago
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I miss the social media of old where it was a bunch of alcoholic hacker nerds talking about booze and 'sploits and what conference is next. and not having to worry if someone is supporting a genocidal pedofile magat.
16 days ago
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very talent much skill
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