watching the Jack Ryan TV show and just assuming it's a sequel to The Office or maybe a prequel or bothquel

I'm gonna wear the same combo, but with Ravens and shitsburgh Steelers and walk around Baltimore and Pittsburgh

started watching "From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series" and the yellow tint was so wild I thought it was in Mexico. no no, the yellow tint that makes you go "huh" is still in Texas I was not prepared for this shows actual yellow haze for Mexico. I legit thought redshift turned on or monitor broke

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so what's the betting pool and timeline for when the terrorist organization ICE shoots and kills a senator or Congress person? I say within two months

Monday

next super hero movie should be John Wick vs Ethan Hunt

Jesus Christ

I remember getting scoulded by a dumb shit teacher in like 4th or 5th grade when I said the blockcaid on Cuba was stupid

idea a modernized gender swapped and ideology swapped Robin Hood where she (or a they) robs the poor to line the halls of the wealthy 🤑 wait, that's the IRS these days

all the wealthy comedians in the US should all suddenly move to Canada and start their own Canadian comedy news, to cover rump's america from the relative safety of poutine and snow

...wat

thinking about seeing if I can drill tubes in whatever this thing I traded a post card for to make it into a combination water fountain and rgb led multi color light

speedy words go fast who ever this dude is, he's nailed the super fast and understandable 🫨🫪 music.youtube.com/watch?v=4pC0...

*sigh* For All Mankind while still okay, has definitely taken a turn for the stupid as fuck :/

if I owned a gay bar, I'd have an expensive drink called "Obituary party fund" where the proceeds will go to pedo POTUS death day party, to fund an open bar to celebrate 🥳

Why did you side with the GOP's anti-trans crusade? www.huffpost.com/entry/8-demo...

I bet beer gut outie belly button dude was out there to distract from reminding people that trump raped children

it's wild to see non stop posts the past two days about what ever this is, having never once heard about it before

putting mambo sauce (dc) on chicken schnitzel with a fried egg for breakfast is one hell of a food culture fusion that was meant to happen

...i thought the fucking lesson was : No Kings.

oh hell yeah; loose leaf yerba mate works well enough in a cheap espresso maker

i know as folks get older, we tend to hate the new music. but i really want a filter that auto blocks any "artist" who started after 2019. (with an allow list that i can manually add to) its just so full of AI Slop shit.

new Pete & Bas :D youtu.be/ZK_pAlsL6Yc

been seeing more and more people mentioning that bars/restaurants in DC are upping their service fees. I don't care what anyone says, service fees get cut out from tip. especially when the fee is getting to 20% that's a tip.

so.... let's quadruple the taxes on bezos.

looking for jobs, but trying not to vomit all over my keyboard from all the circle jerk posts on linkedin it's gotten _bad_ o_o

just farming with some sleepy cats and coffee ^_^

hehehehehe :3 using my planer magnetic headphones ; (because the band on the DT 770s broke xD) i forget how sexy these sound n_n

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you can smear shit on walls you can steal lecterns you can build a guillotine and threaten the VP...and get paid for it ( allegedly). do not ever ever ever open your mouth to lecture black people about any uprising that happened EVER again.

hey, lets have a good day https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn8iinkhR3w&si=-OlVQZbyC_V0pvmi

that navy seal should have said fuck no :/

something that I don't think I'll ever understand is catch and release fishing it's beyond horrific to me. why the fuck are people stabbing fish to not eat?! can I legally catch and release anything else? fucking eat it if you hunt it. don't trauma the animals just to free them

random reminder that I do sell my photography (just not to trump supporters, they're not allowed)

well shit, note to self: don't carry phone without making sure screen is locked 🤣😅 I think I accidentally deleted a few chats on signal

wont the fucking orange pedo potus fucking die already

lmfao so to be clear: fuck Lululemon, it's a company named to be racist but now they're selling Hijabs, and it's pissing off magats 😅🤣 I'm so conflicted

tonight I am a bed for my friends cat :3

fucking terrorist.

if we were in a proper dystopia, this drink would make one sparkle like a vampire in twilight

at my friend's place, when we have a bong for weed set up, everything goes on a plate plate is now decorated 🫪😊

shot a borb

caution it's DC police week where entitled drunk cops flood DC/nova and are horrible

here's hoping that the orange pedo does not return from China

…duh.

... ... Venezuela might get statehood before DC or PR?! fucking what or was I duped?(please)

I miss the social media of old where it was a bunch of alcoholic hacker nerds talking about booze and 'sploits and what conference is next. and not having to worry if someone is supporting a genocidal pedofile magat.

very talent much skill