It's the first 5 days after the weekend that are the hardest

You know how if you pull a string on a sweater it unravels? I hate when that happens to your fingers

This is culturally inappropriate

I don't play D&D (always wanted to, never had the opportunity), but I just had an idea for a character. Chaotic evil college of eloquence bard. No need for a backstory because whatever he claimed would be made up. Any relation to an actual person is pure coincidence.

In the future I’m willing to vote for anyone running on any of these issues: -prosecuting the trump administration, including and especially trump himself -officially classifying maga as a hate group/extremist group/terrorist organization

This is the most I’ve paid attention to politics in my whole life and let me tell you, I do not recommend it

I’m ready for it to go from too cold to too warm

I have a pretty large vocabulary and I just learned a new word from Paul Wall, the rapper. “Sialoquent, cause light snow”. It means you spit when you talk, it causes snow because Paul Wall has a diamond, or icy, grill. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

@scottjohnson.zip what podcast was the last voicemail caller from in todays CORE? Because if he doesn’t have one he should

@kenmartin.bsky.social hey so as an independent voter that has turned HEAVILY left the past few election cycles, whatever that paddle protest was at the joint congress address wasn’t it.

I've been a never apple guy since the IIe. Never had a iphone, never wanted one. I go one yesterday and I may have been very wrong for a long time

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

America is an amazing country, sometimes you tell someone they deserve better from their government and workplace and they get mad at YOU

Still haunted by the women that were flirting with me, but I didn't realize until 20 years later

👀 Be a shame if these popped up around the world. Make a donation via the link in our bio & we'll send you a PDF so you can print your own #dontbuyaswasticar

@slademocrats.bsky.social we should start featuring anti trump local businesses. My family and I are doing our best to not financially support those that have different morals and values than we do. Some "safe" businesses to spend our money would be helpful!

@scottjohnson.zip hey idk if you listen to the Grinding Gear podcast, but on the most recent one @garrettart.bsky.social mentioned that he didn't really care for the FFXIV dragons. Maybe some ammo for #dragonbeef?

Siding with Russia ?!? When Republicans said “Red wave” we apparently misinterpreted it.

Ugh I really am

I DNF Onyx Storm. First time I've ever DNF book 3 of a trilogy 📚💙

Change.

Woke up irritated as hell. Sick and tired of all this dumb ass shit.

Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment)

Not a fan of having physical attributes so for the next few weeks I've decided to become intangible. I'll respond to your emails when I return to my corporeal form.

Democrats are Republicans from 20 years ago and Republicans are Captain Planet villains

End impunity End autogenocide End oligarchy #3E

Does anybody else feel like there was a timeline shift on inauguration day?

@uaw.org with all the national level union busting going on, with the NLRB ect, when do we start talking about a general strike?

The probable upside to all *this* that's going on now is that once we're on the other side (whenever that is) we probably will get to ban billionaires from politics

Super villains are a real thing, but super heroes are fantasy

Some billionaires need to be reminded that being drug out of their bed by a mob is a possibility

Happy Black History Month!

If the country is collapsing and they only use credit scores here maybe I don't care about that anymore. Tell the credit card companies that the government is too unstable right now and I need to hoard whatever resources I can. Maybe then the banks will stand up to him.

I hope y'all are remembering who's showing out right now when Nuremburg2 happens

Just finished reading Wind and Truth for the second time, ama

Been having a one sided beef in my head with Costco over their anti-member entrance and checkout policies. Not enough to make me stop going, just enough to make me a little annoyed with them. But with them standing up to 47 over this DEI bullshit I'm fully back in

Keep your messaging simple: “Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.” That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

Yesterday's price is NOT today's price -eggs, 2025

too dumb to actually do anything, too smart not to be filled with existential dread

John Stewart - Gretchen Whitmer 2028?

We need a Luigi. An Aldo Raine.

Like at the end of Return of the Jedi

We’ve been suckered. We bought that it was right vs left. It’s not. It’s up vs down.

stop trying to appeal to their morals, they don’t have the morals they think they do stop trying to appeal to their sense of logic, they don’t have it

@garrettart.bsky.social idk if you use tiktok but you'll love this I think www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2YHKvA4/

Popular opinion: Congress shouldn’t be allowed to trade stocks.

It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

now i’m supposed to “go to sleep” and “go to work” tomorrow?! a scam. honestly a scam.

this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes

date: I hate when men try to woo me ric flair: *sweating profusely*