Even though it's long-discredited, we may never shake off the influence of the Great Worm theory of history (e.g. The worm drives the man who drives our world; see "Brain Parasites of Our Time", ERPI Classroom Films, 1949).

Story by: Ralph Kramden

A bit of the old a) razzle-dazzle b) plap-plap-plap c) who's-zoomin-who d) ultraviolence

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

The entire city of Los Angeles currently smells like an arc welder. If you're the guy at the auto body shop who left the door open please close it

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

"Hell's Highway: The True Story of Highway Safety Films" coming to Blu-ray from Kino Lorber 6/23: www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=38153

Jan Svankmajer's "Faust" coming to Blu-ray from Kimstim on 5/26: www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=38165

they were saying all kinds of mean stuff about you behind the moon

"Lights look like the spotlight coming off the Luxor in Las Vegas." "Thank you Artemis for telling it like you see it." #NASA #Artemis #Eclipse

I can't BELIEVE this exists. And that I missed it. As a four-year-old in the 1970s. Now I must see it. Even if I have to buy a 35mm print #StockardChanning #NedBeatty #ReneAuberjonois #JoseFerrer #RuthGordon #LarryHagman #SallyKellerman #LynnRedgrave #HowardHesseman www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj8a...

Had a lovely evening watching Jesus get noshed off by a gimp and more swastikas than anyone ever needs to see. At the new version of The Producers in the West End, obvs. Tip: The chonky bear playing writer of Springtime for Hitler is on Scruff and logged in during the interval.

Ballet Mécanique (1923–24) is a Dadaist, post-Cubist art film conceived, written, & co-directed by artist Fernand Léger & filmmaker Dudley Murphy (with input from Man Ray).[1][2] It premiered in a silent version on 24 September 1924 at the Internationale Ausstellung neuer Theatertechnik in Vienna

Doing a fill-in show tonight on WFMU's Give The Drummer Radio stream at 9pm Eastern, 6pm Pacific. Hope you can tune in! Playlist & chat when live: wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

"General Cavendish - because of the lack of standardization, a NATO air defense exercise ended with half of the planes shot down being our own planes." "Can we look at this question first from a positive point of view?" @negativlandland.bsky.social youtu.be/JYLlFcualO0?...

Famed instrumental combo The Vikings remind you: if you gotta suffer, suffer sneakily www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO-p...

Oh well, it’s my dumb seventy second birthday!

I NEED you all to see this fuckass company logo from the Salamander OVA laserdisc

did you see the game last nite wicked eh

Dammit, I blinked. Can we do another?

They have solved the sycophancy problem with AI chat by introducing a model called "Well Actually". It will needlessly contradict you "for balance", eliminating the need to even see ideas through. Time/work saver!

Other similar jobs to Attorney General: 1. Doctor Sergeant 2. Administrative Assistant Colonel 3. Internet Influencer Pursuivant 4. Used Car Dealer Detective Constable 5. Dollar General General Manager General 6. Drycleaner Chief

I hope someone in the capsule has admin rights

What I'm listening to today: "Boomhauer w/ dang ol' drums", David Dockery featuring voice of Mike Judge … www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYB...

A story about a team of stunt doubles, a broken down star and a movie production in the desert; part 1 is up: thesecretknots.com/comic/the-ba...

"Tomatos Another Day" (dir. James Sibley Watson, 1930) (h/t @heartywhite.bsky.social) #WhatTimeIsItNow #TwoOClock www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7X...

This is one of those things where if you don’t know anything about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”, and if you know a little about Bob Dylan you go “how could Bob Dylan do this?” and if you know a lot about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”

Enjoy this once because it's a great song, then a second time while watching keyboardist Paul Cornish be ostentatiously bored stupid with the one note he is required to hold down (which he does using two hands). #Knower #DoBarnaclesGetBored #DoHotGirlsLikeChords www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ois3...

I needed the EMI logo circa 1969, and there's not one good scan of it out there, so I built a new one. Now you too can create your own fake Beatles album released between "Magical Mystery Tour" and the white album.

Wondercon, Anaheim: Bert & Ernie, 10 Ton Press #Rejected #FreeShrugs, Akbar & Vader by Christopher Stuart Wilson

Wondercon, Anaheim: Spamton & Tenna from Deltarune, Artists Alley—Skylar Mundy, #LostSpud, Pink sail barge R2D2 with horror trooper

Wondercon, Anaheim: Dyle Timesly & Chance, Wall-E BuildR Club—Burn-E, Nien Nunb & Obi-Wan, minifigs

Wondercon, Anaheim: UCC Distributing Inc.—Crazy Kitten, Deeper Issues Nerdcast, Peanuts—good food for depressives since 1950

Wondercon, Anaheim: Lukey McGarry #TheTexorcist, Story Spark, Kehasuk

Wondercon, Anaheim: Zerotype, Little Friends of Printmaking, Wayne Chang #LeiasWorld

Wondercon, Anaheim: AnnieChanRamen, Curt Merlo Illustration, JUSSCOPE, Kohi Andie #BooksAndShips

3/18: Garbage time at Lake & Providencia

From the front page of today's Discogs. Happy to see that Oswald's album is #1, as it should be...... www.discogs.com/digs/music/e...

W.C. Fields' "Million Dollar Legs" coming to Blu-ray from Universal on April 21: www.blu-ray.com/movies/Milli... #WoofBloogleGik

Every composer in Estonia in 1966: Mr. Pärt, why did you put squeaky toys in your latest symphony Arvo Pärt: Why DIDN'T you put squeaky toys in your latest symphony, asshole www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELb4...

I dreamed TISM came to America, and my friend's band did a cover of one of their songs so they threw beer bottles at him. They were here to promote their new single, a Country & Western tearjerker, "Sorry Timmy (We Had to Put America to Sleep)".

Hottest Roman emperor by a mile

You can't have it both ways. I'm either a bad listener or that other thing you said.

Firesign in NYRB ---->

AAAAH THE PRINT EDITION EXISTS, must drive to my local newsstand and get one. * * Local newsstand, because Barnes & Noble in Burbank is three issues behind, is at the corner of Ventura Blvd. & Laurel Canyon in N. Hollywood. * * If you ever actually see a local newsstand tell them you love them

My Chuck Norris story. I programmed the Chuck Norris show back to back with the Mr T show on Boomerang on Sunday’s action block. Chuck’s wife called and said that they were going to sue us because he didn’t get residuals or some bullshit. I kept scheduling it. They didn’t sue. The end.

Keep circulating the tapes aftermath.site/the-person-s...