how to lose friends and alienate people

Finding it difficult to concentrate on work today, which may explain why my husband and I just had a discussion about the mascots on Golden Crisp and Honey Smacks (formerly Sugar Crisp and Sugar Smacks). Mmm, sugar…

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

A tv show about unattractive track stars living in the same apartment complex homely hurdlers in the building

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

Public Enemy X Jimmy Kimmel Live #JimmyKimmel #FightThePower

It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.

Ok, maaaaybe (with a lot of stretching) I could see a teenty-tiny national security nexus for heavy trucks. But kitchen cabinets? This shit is insane.

i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.

We note the passing of Minneapolis institution, Palmer's Bar, and more than that, an Era, as today the West Bank's last historic bar closes. It joins the fondly remembered geography of good music and cheap drinks that was marked by the Triangle, the Viking, the 400, and the Nomad and is now history.

The type of speech most punished in this society is that which consists of telling the truth about how the powerful have harmed you

The assassination of Charlie Kirk is horrific, it's likely to lead to a very dark spiral that will worsen political violence, and it is also a byproduct of a profoundly broken society awash in 400 million guns.

Have some kitties. This is Scrappy (black and white) and Murietta (Siamese). They are both available for adoption in Minnesota through Kitty Revolution. You can learn more about them here: www.kittyrevolution.org/adoptablecat...

I don't want to start a thing so I'll just say that there will never be a good argument for privatizing USPS. That would be like privatizing libraries. The aim of services isn't to be run for profit, they are for serving the greater good, which USPS has been extremely successful at.

My husband and I did not need one more cat. That's why we got one that's pregnant. 😳 A friend asked us if we could look at a friendly stray that had been hanging around after the neighbor turned it out. As soon as I touched her belly I knew why. Meet Polly Pickles, lucky feline #7. Need a GoFundMe.

Your occasional reminder that the positive effects of UBI have been tested and validated hundreds of times more often than the murderous Musk robotaxis or LLM’s we’re rushing to put into our schools and streets.

🟪🟦🟩🟨🟧🟥 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

Each time I make these, I get a little better. Still have a ways to go, but I’m happy with the progress. Even though I splurged on AOP French butter, this whole batch only cost me about what I would spend on two croissants at a bakery. #bakesky 🎂🍜🍽️

Fuck any anti-American motherfucker who can read “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” and not feel proud.

Heirloom tomato tart with herbed cheese filling. Delicious, if I do say so myself. #bakesky 🍽️ 🍜

Trans people never stole the entire Social Security database and put every American at risk by uploading their personal information to an unsecure server. But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.

According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago. 8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois. And yet Trump is sending troops here.

“Protect the innocent” ALSO includes all the trans people that did nothing and will absolutely be in increased danger because of one person Protect them as well.

CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?

So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap

Hard to convince younger generations, but for decades, Republicans went on and on about how two of the worst things imaginable were (1) state intervention in the market and (2) DC using federal troops against US states; both so bad the people should be ready for armed rebellion in case it happens.

Eating at restaurants is truly great, but cooking at home leaves you with something you’ll just never find at a restaurant. Dishes. You have to do the fucking dishes.

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" not true have u ever had a donut

Monday night concert? I’m too old for this…😂😭 At least it’s starting early. @blvck-bunnie.bsky.social

Let's face it: text message scams are getting more sophisticated. And with the rise of AI, it's harder than ever to tell what's real and what's fake. I asked Parker, our Consumer Action Manager to walk us through a recent scam message to learn what to avoid. Thanks, Parker!

if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: look, we’ve all been fooled before when a deep-fake makes us sore but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake ::clap clap::

Timeline cleanse: cat in a treehouse. This is Barney, who goes with me on walks around the neighborhood. He loves our friend’s treehouse.

This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.

Morning commute playlist: Rancid - Time Bomb Sex Pistols- Anarchy in the UK Blondie - Rapture Wet Leg - Catch These Fists Foxwarren - Listen 2 Me Garbage - There’s No Future in Optimism Public Enemy - Fight the Power Erasure - Star

I guess we’ll finally find out if grand juries will, indeed, indict a ham sandwich.

Sometimes the things you see in this channel lineup perfectly with what's on the radio when you happen to see them. And you get this.

A challenge for Sam Altman: have ChatGPT 5 identify photos of mushrooms Altman picks randomly on a walk through the forest, and Altman has to the eat the ones that ChatGPT says are edible.

This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages.

True, it’s a lifetime appointment, but the kind of hate Emil Bove is filled with cannot sustain, it can only consume.

Plausible, unfortunately.

You cannot criminalize your way out of homelessness. You have to build homes and invest in people’s lives.

I’m not downloading any more apps you all can go to hell

Have a kitty. This magnificent beauty is Megamind. She’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Twin Cities Pet Rescue. You can learn more about Megamind here: www.twincitiespetrescue.org/adoptable-an...

But *why* was there a kisscam at a Coldplay concert

hear me out: culver's should make poutine

I believe people should generally eat a healthy diet. However, unlike Dr. Oz, I think that includes eating carrot cake on occasion because life is meant to be savored, not just endured. Therefore I made these carrot cupcakes for my office mates last night. And (gasp) they have SEED OIL. #bakesky

It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you. It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.