lmaooooo

i'm so constantly right about everything. when i see someone disagreeing who i don't dislike, it's so sad... like, don't do that. don't be wrong 🥺

Hellooooo @bayfc.com just wondering what’s goin on and stuff

California taxpayers gave $750 million to Caltrans to build a carpool lane on 101 to "alleviate traffic." But drivers screamed and cried because they want the lane for single-occupancy vehicles. So, Caltrans is giving it to them. Caltrans is trash. www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...

You're upset that there robots are driving cars in San Francisco. I understand completely. I'm upset there are non-robots driving cars in San Francisco.

it's plurbin time

are there cool space scenes in the new avatar

I'm glad for all the people with SAD who are happy days will now get longer but I have the opposite of that where sun/daylight drains my will to live and ugh here we go again.

when we said FALGSC we meant every word

sooo can we deprivatize PG&E yet

¡¡Nunca pensé que los leopardos se comerían MI cara!!

California has fire code rules to veto plastic posts for protecting bike lanes California also has rules that allow Waymo to gridlock an entire city during an emergency with no consequences Why does state only care about fire response times when regulating bike lanes, but not when regulating tech?

San Mateo could be great with two hundred high-rises.

Everybody mark off "PG&E caused a problem that subsequently fucked up all the roaming Waymos" on your bingo cards for the year

fuck

what if the world loved trans ppl

this is extremely My Shit

if i'm posting bad you gotta tell me, i can't just be out here making a fool of myself on blue sky

one of [redacted]'s velcro kids is a certified foamer lmao

explain yourself @danielbiss.bsky.social

Una cosa que recomiendo es votar como si fueras una mujer pobre, migrante o refugiada, sin casa, sin papeles, racializada, discapacitada y LGBTI. No solo porque es lo correcto, sino porque hay una probabilidad no pequeña de que te veas marcando mínimo una de esas casillas en cualquier momento.

Negatively polarizing myself into being a libertarian because just shrugging our collective shoulders and saying “it’s your fault if you choose to live in a tinderbox” would still be better climate policy than whatever the hell this is.

This ebike can go 30 mph!! Okay,

[holds up egg] this is your brain [cracks egg into pan] and this your brain on drugs [presents a picture-perfect french omelette] the drugs were amphetamine and estradiol, you have adhd

abolish Article I courts as inherently unconstitutional, imo

It was better when we just posted a/s/l every few minutes

Computers were too good so we had to throw a whole volume of Knuth in the bin and uninvent search so we could remake it again, but wrong.

what'd I miss

NWSL should just raise the salary cap

is clipper fixed yet

the most annoying people in the world ca. 2009:

My right to privacy in not having the government meticulously record my daily travel patterns is *not* in conflict with my right not to be endangered by reckless motorists. The question is if we’re willing to meaningfully preserve both rights.

jumpscare: The Atlantic on trending

Imo the odd part here is the zero communication. Silicon valley probably has more tolerance than most places for technical shenanigans but you gotta post a service notice.

i’m a liberal. my politics are simple: transgender for everyone open borders

That's Right!

Imagine the Richmond Bridge Toll Trolls saying: "Heads up drivers. Starting tomorrow, the toll will require you to wait 10 seconds before it verifies whether you've paid or not. Just wanted y'all to mentally prepare." The @mtcbata.bsky.social is three cars in a trenchcoat.

the name of the HOA is 🤌

being trans these days feels like hiding in darkness, trying to scrape out a living, and just hoping against hope that no bigot decides to turn a spotlight on you and scream that the shadow you cast on the cave wall is scary, because you know that'll be the end of you

My religion is building infill housing and schools where kids are vaccinated according to medical consensus.

We're half a decade into studies finding that improving airflow in classrooms will reduce disease transmission enormously, and that bleaching surfaces etc. does very little. And yet nothing changes. Waves of flu and colds wash over schools, and the schools pretend it's an act of God.

ste–llar nur–se–ries. yip. yipyipyipyipyipyipyip. uh-huh. in–ter–ste–llar clouds. uh-huh. uh-huh. yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip

I spend out my FSA by, like, April at the latest. what the fuck is not wrong with yall

no kings means down with kaiser permanente

"California Forever? oh you mean the State Route 12 widening project?" 👈 correct response whenever anyone mentions "California Forever"

This happens in the normal US prison system as well, it's a massive problem that didn't start with Miller grabbing the reigns here during Trump II

oh, it's beautiful

"But i/they only wanna be [X] gender for [reason]!" it doesn't matter, is the the thing. There is no wrong way to trans. if you don't wanna be your AGAB, for any reason, then you definitionally are not cis. Sorry.

good riddance lol