For fuck's sake. It is Shut The Fuck Up Friday!!!!

you mean to tell me there's a guy in Illinois running specifically on defending trans rights and his last name is "BLAHA"??? chat do you think he knows?

I encourage parents to keep taking the kids from house to house. That "trunk or treat" business is garbage.

I think the thing that bothers me about this movie is a whole bunch of people are going to think they have seen a "shockingly realistic" depiction of a scenario that could happen and that may not drive policy but it will drive me insane

more and more people are saying Prop 13 is woke and should be abolished

California Highway Patrol is aiding ICE. They’re clearing protestors who are (legally!) blocking agents from exiting the Alameda base. Gavin Newsom has some explaining to do.

This looks like a perfectly civilized place to put people in time out. This is what a prison cell should look like, and the only people making extended stays should be people who abuse positions of power and a select few others.

the menswear guy says he has a backup copy of my myspace profile from when i was 15 and he’s threatening to release it if i don’t do what he says

"first time?" –nwsl fans

YIKES

That’s sort of my point, though – how do you maintain a social consensus for strict enforcement of speed limits *unless* the posted limits match the road geometry, and the road geometry matches what is actually safe?

wake up babe they reinvented facilitated communication and this time they're pretty sure no one will punish them for all the rape and murder and whatnot

Stay woke friends

"can the president represent the United States pro se," all of the law school hypotheticals are going to come true

Even ardent protectionists would tell you that tariffing bananas and coffee is idiotic and yet it took the administration six months to get here

United States Marine Corps, welcome to the war on cars

San Francisco's premier regional transit hub sucks to use as a transit rider You wait next to a ground level highway with no seating or bathrooms The daytime park is nice as a concept I suppose, but it is of no practical use for riders who would prefer a $200 bench to exist over a $2B park

One can develop a surprisingly robust political philosophy just from considering (1) what an incredible, punchy, and sexy title for a cop series “Internal Affairs” would be, and (2) turns out one with that title has been produced, but in Brazil.

everything else sucks so bad except the story of the dam removals and the returning salmon. i guess if we all die at least we die with salmon

SILKYYYYYYY #bayfc

opus deez nuts

I sincerely believe we screw up society by telling the next generation that their private lives are a commodity for others to sell

trying to find someone on here who posted ages ago about a free laser car wash on your birthday

yes. yes

"They'll have to go through me," he said

Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*

Remember Prop 36? Which promised to "help everyone come indoors" through longer prison sentences and drug treatments? Guess how many people completed the drug treatment in the first 6 months! Did you guess... 25? calmatters.org/justice/2025...

food while traveling? never mind. it’s all meat. fuck vegetarians and vegans. we can starve, i guess.

My god. The SB79 devastation has happened even faster than I feared it would

From the creators of Crying Baby Destroys Galaxy now comes The Ship Is The School

every time you move your stupid hands around like a fucking pixar character trying to explain the epstein files at a second grade reading level there’s a low freq rumbling sound that could be avoided if you just got one of the MANY COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE HANDHELD MICROPHONES INSTEAD

1) truthnuke 2) I think it's funny to consider seven months a long time to prep for a complete-and-total overhaul (really abolishment) of the de minimis program 3) UPS did not have seven months to prepare because the Trump admin has changed the de minimis rules like 5 times at this point

Pritzker basically pulled a Newsom, doing lots of tough guy posting and soundbites but in the end he's directing his cops to help the gestapo terrorize Chicago without pushback or even inconvenience. "They'll have to go through me"

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A court of review? No, of first view!

When is California going to threaten to defund Caltrans because they permit rampant toll evasion? If CA is at all consistent with how they treated BART then no more highway funding until Caltrans adds slow and broken toll gates with only one gate wide enough for cars larger than a sedan

just being straight up 100% serious that if you are cis you should have to either pass an oral exam on whipping girl or secure the signatures of 40 trans people, one of whom is julia serano, before being allowed to shove trans shit into your tv shit

dunked on by heather knight. embarrassing

Jailed for 21 months for being trans is an egregious attack on trans people's human rights.

looking forward to dying of the plague

another draw and Berman's contract renewed. truly a shit day for #bayfc fans

can't sleep

imagine working at the ELLEN GOULD WHITE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL and doing this shit. absolutely could not be me.

relatable

uh I guess they must've "came through" then bc ICE is currently brutalizing your citizens assisted by your police

@norahwoodsey.com will there be a Wave Function book 3? I have so many questions

tired and lonely and sad

This one highway is projected to cost 85% of what CA has spent on high-speed rail over 15 years and hundreds of miles. If we can afford this, we can afford high-speed rail.