We don’t claim her ☠️😭

Took some sandy claws to meet Santa Claus at the veterinary clinic! #hermitcrab #crabsofbluesky #crabs #crustmas

Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."

I have an announcement to make. It's huuuge.....

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

The vast majority of doctors have been clear on this subject Remove this ghoul before he harms us further

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Imposter syndrome cured

Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."

vanity fair photographer christopher anderson posts this story on his instagram, suggesting he intentionally posed stephen miller underneath a painting of native americans

Anyone have the number handy for Adult Protective Services?

This entire weekend

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, fairest of all beings.

cureparkinsonsshop.com/products/sop... Your search for the perfect Christmas present is over - the #sophiefromromania calendar is just £9.99 with all profits going to Cure Parkinson’s

She’s not a big fan of the antlers 😂 #dogs #dogsofbluesky

I named my fists Propofol and Sevoflurane because they will knock you OUT

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: horseshoe crab whale shark pin-tailed whydah giant Galapagos tortoise opossum

Let’s see those holiday 🐕 dogs! #dogs

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

If your church is turning away people who show up to your doors in good faith, you don't have a church. You have a very expensive book club with scarcely any wine.

Which part of your body did you stick in the machine

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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.

In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Every Democratic Senator who voted for this should know better.

Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

A deep commitment to anti-wokeness

Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨

The “Home Goods” White House: @governor.ca.gov

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Can’t wait to vote out my useless congressperson Young Kim!

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Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

2nd in line to the presidency, yet consistently has no idea what’s happening in the country

Enjoy your lunch today, Senate Republicans. It must really work up an appetite denying food programs for millions of Americans across the country.

Walz: "We have a federal system that we're all in it together, we help other states when they need it, but we have a situation where they're trying to divide us & provide specific aid to states that they like at the moment, which is absolutely unconscionable... either that or give us our money back"

Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."

I have a very bad feeling about this...