A "Canadian Pickle" is when 2 Canadians reach a doorway at the same time and each politely insists the other goes through first.

A while ago I stopped reading one of my fave book series because it had, IMO, reached a tipping point where the "let's heap angst and pain on the protag" aspect began to drown out the story. I just found out my fave character was killed several books later. VINDICATION!

The problem with cell phones is that the volume needed on your ringer to make sure you can hear it in a crowded store is overeffective to the point of scraping yourself off the ceiling when you're alone in your room.

May the love and kindness you spread in life carry ever onward, Norma Bridwell. You will be keenly missed, but I'm glad you can be reunited with your beloved Norman.

Everything sucks so here is my dog eating ramen. 🍜

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

"Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer a city where everyday residents have to work three jobs and are under constant threat of eviction. Anything short of an excruciating existence for the working class just doesn’t cut it for me."

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We report: even with the weight of the sky, the clouds are rushing by. There is no time even for rain now, only the obfuscation of daylight, and the impression of a torrent streaming across the sky. The same few spots of blue curiously remain open through it all.

Please take a moment to help save some animals by signing this petition. c.org/DMwgVfTXkc

If you call upon the best people in romancelandia, no weapon formed against you shall prosper. @mostlybree.kitrocha.com made these whistles & is sending TONS mo’ to Chicago. I just made these whistle packets to hand out at Broadview ICE & elsewhere. Teamwork really makes the Fuck ICE dream work!! 💚👊🏻

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Imagine being such a selfish spoiled tantrum-baby that a sports organization has to invent a prize to give to you in hopes of currying favor and maybe getting you to stop pitching a fit for five minutes.

I hope Mamdani forces the rest of the Dems to grow a goddamn spine instead of kowtowing to the regime and acting helpless.

“New York will remain a city of immigrants. Built by immigrants. Powered by immigrants. And as of tonight, led by an immigrant.” YES

Meet our newest patient here at the Alaska Raptor Center, a Northern Pygmy Owl named King Owlbert by his rescuers. Owlbert arrived with a drooping wing, making flight difficult. We’ve given him a supportive wing wrap, plenty of tasty mice, and time to heal. #small #owls #adorable

You don’t have to mourn war criminals. You don’t have to issue condolences to their families. You don’t have to launder their legacies. Save your grief for the innocents they killed, maimed or tortured without ever seeing justice served to their executioners.

If you're a news pundit who pens a "thinkpiece" about "Can Trump legally do [blatantly illegal thing]?" I hope your computer bricks up and you lose everything on it. If you're the publisher who requested/ran the piece, I hope your shareholders abandon you and your profits nosedive like Musk's.

hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse

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RIP Teen Vogue. Another reliable source for political coverage nuked.

Wait, the whole Tylenol lie was just another piece of wildly illegal market manipulation and insider trading? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/b...

I bequeath unto you all- Moe sleeping

So I'm gonna be honest. I'm in a bit of trouble. I asked my family for help and turns out, we're in a really tight spot. As I have state, I am DESPERATELY looking for work. [email protected] sonybaloneyart.com vgen.co/sonybaloneyart

A quick one for #caturday Stella says hi

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Outstanding

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

The only time I raised my voice in five seasons of LEVERAGE was telling the TNT exec that if he sent cease and desist orders to the makers of fan videos on YouTube that I would quit the show and take an ad out in the Hollywood Reporter explaining why.

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Just cause it's national cat day doesn't mean you can have my noodles

We report: amidst the fluttering of thousands of wings, we spot some kind of vulture circling the murmuration. Every time it attempts a strike, the cloud of birds dissipates, and immediately, smoothly finds its shape again. Eventually, after a long time, it seems to get tired.

The government of Jamaica has set up a portal for contributing to official relief efforts. I will update this thread if anything analogous opens up for Haiti, Cuba, or the DR supportjamaica.gov.jm

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

I know there are a lot of self-centered peeps out there who think the devastation Jamaica is facing doesn't matter because it's "only" Jamaica and isn't gonna hit the US. Guess what? THIS one might miss us, but hurricanes are gonna keep getting worse. Cat 6 will exist. And we will def suffer them.

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❄️ Tiny. Sparkly. Suspiciously wholesome. Apparently, they heal your wounds and your hangover. 🌨️✨ #DnDHomebrew #FantasyCreatures

HANG UP YOUR WAR HAMMER, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Are we taking bets on how long it takes the Menace to bomb a hospital/school in Venezuela and then claim it's justified because "narco-terrorists" were using it as a cover?

OK here goes: I'm looking to sell A LOT of high value Magic cards. RL vintage/legacy staples, etc. No list yet, but full collection only, I'm not pulling singles. I won't ship them; I can deliver in person, but only in Europe. Anyone want to talk before I push them across a dealer table at EW?

This is what I’m trying to put together here—the orgs who do this understandably all need 2-3 week lead time and we don’t have that before the shelter will release her. Can anyone take an OR—points west leg or a middle—Midwest?

"They're not just paint on steps, but a way to say that God's love will not be silenced."

US politics. Ugh. I'm gonna go drink lemonade and try to pretend I don't live in the Willful Stupidity capitol of the world.

I'm reading the source of why "Darth Vader" is trending. I'm scrolling, reading it again and again from various sources. Great gods, I wish I was hallucinating. I don't seem to be the one with that problem, though.