Elf on a Shelf is nothing compared to a Schnoodle on Noodles.

What the actual fuck. Texas legislators are fucking SICK.

#ChristmasJollies 🤷🏾‍♀️🎄😆

The girl made kitchen sink cookies.

Every day, we stray further from God's grace

Rude of them.

"The girls begged for help, first from a school guidance counselor and then from a sheriff’s deputy assigned to their school...The principal had doubts they even existed." 1/ And now one girl is expelled for fighting back. abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

This northern bobwhite was calling loudly in the Twin Oaks Conservation Area in St. Cloud, Fla. They’re called northern bobwhites although they’re year round residents of Florida. Their call is two sharp, whistled notes that sound like “bob-white!” Heard him long before I saw him. #Birding

Seconded. There is a bizarre kind of Stockholm Syndrome that "resistance" types have with NeverTrumpers. They paved the fucking highway that got us here. They only hate Trump for his vulgarity, not his policies. I doubt they voted for Hillary, Joe, or Kamala. They're grifters monetizing your anger.

George Conway spent his career putting Republicans in the position they’re in today, controlling all three branches of government and stacking the Supreme Court with partisan zealots. Fuck anyone donating to him, volunteering for him, working for him, or voting for him.

Saw this very healthy red-shouldered hawk. Look closely at who flew past to warn everyone. #birds #photography

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Either you want progress or you don't. It takes time to build things and right now, shitting on Dems at all times is unnecessary and counterproductive when voters placed them in the minority everywhere. This ain't hard to understand

Meal prepping. Jerk wings

How remarkably stupid this country has become in record time.

It is very frustrating to see people tell women and especially women of color what types of jobs they can and cannot have. This is also the type of person who would swear they aren’t racist or sexist but it’s in everyone’s best interest to let white men things.

The Black woman can't be allowed to lead but she can be the help.

I know people want to celebrate Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting their asses beat but please spare a moment to celebrate the fact that Tamie Rice's killer once again tried to get a police job and once again got sent packing.

No Karen, Jamie Raskin the constitutional law professor doesn't need your help on what to do with the trump DOJ hiding the epstein files. Maybe he will call you when he needs help with recipes for boiled chicken with no seasoning or a potato salad with raisin recipe.

Gentlemen, the bar has been raised!

Their team plane experienced mechanical issues that required turning around shortly after departing Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport abc7ny.com/post/minneso... via ABC7NY App

I love this thing.

For years, Jake Paul has engineered a boxing career less about the sport itself and more about spectacle carefully curated matchups, exhibition rules, and opponents selected to maximize his advantages while minimizing real danger.

Myron Gaines finding out he's not the right "shade" to be a part of this New America... Is giving me life.

Today is Negro Solstice Eve! What powers are y’all asking for this year?

Manly man wipes.

Leftists demanding a litmus test … Ok. Let’s talk litmus tests then..

Since they're defending Bernie for helping to kill that bill to fund pediatric cancer therapies, do we get to start calling them "baby killers" now?

My bluesky is acting up. My likes aren't sticking. 🙄

White people on here spend more energy going after Hakeem Jeffries than Mike Johnson and it’s exhausting and embarrassing

Okay girl..

Man, the Civil Rights Act of 1965 really broke the white brain. And whatever brain grew back got broke again when we elected a Black man president. Damn.

Are you a stoner? Thank PRESIDENT BIDEN! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 youtube.com/shorts/uUVxT...

White Bean and Celery Ragout. So tasty and rich. Could be a side dish, veggie main, or you could add shrimp or chicken.

Boom. www.instagram.com/reel/DSWPrvH...

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#AMomentofJoy “You better *werk* Santa!” Edition

Take two without the typos: Gender affirming care is regular degular health care, the kind we all NEED. Banning gender affirming care will hurt way more cis people than trans folks and those that want to cut off their nose to spite their face are signing off on health care not being a human right.

We're not going to have to stare at his name on the goddamn Kennedy Center for the rest of our lives. Well... that is unless we screw the pooch again come next year's midterms. And, let's face it, the odds are maybe 50/50 that we pull this plane out of its nosedive before it's too late. So...

A woman who was announced on Wednesday as a member of Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's administration has resigned. abc7ny.com/post/new-mem... via ABC7NY App

While Trump is also taking credit for marijuana reclassification today apparently, just know that yes that was also President Biden & Vice President Harris because the processes were started last year. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol....

The majority of white feminists serve the white supremacist patriarchy, gatekeeping for it, and strangling real progress for all but a few. Feminism is inclusive or it's nothing. Full stop.

# 1 reason yt feminism does not advance (besides yt supremacy): it focuses on men & maleness. Start focusing on women. Join hands with women. The patriarchy-to-yt feminism pipeline is real.

Apparently the Phoenix City Council wants to criminalize doctors and nurses who work in the jail system

Did Kegbreath watch Hunger Games last night and tell his boss about it? Is this where that nonsense idea came from?

Check your follows for this antisemitic MaDukes account!