🍊🥣 = 😴 🌹🥣 = 😴 🍬🥣 = 🤯👁🧨🔥💥🥳

A safety?? Are you fucking with me? 😂😂🤣🤣 This game was unbelievable. 😂

Looks like I spoke it into existence. By far the best game today.

Idea: Ole Miss keeps their "Rebels" nickname, but makes it Star Wars themed. I am sure they can work out a deal with Disney's lawyers.

Because I loves ya, @nycbubbles.bsky.social 💙🍸

Loved the Star Trek 60th Anniversary float at the Rose Parade. The rock formation under TOS Enterprise was a brilliant touch. #IYKYK

Sugar Bowl halftime score is 21-12. Not going to rush to any conclusions about the outcome.

2 years ago today I tested positive for COVID-19, my only bout, and I hope to keep it that way. Got an Rx for Paxlovid that day, and slogged through 2 weeks before my first negative test. Fortunate that it was "mild". Did develop an occasional stutter that eventually faded in recent months.

6 quarts of chili have come down to the last bowl.

The Ringling Brothers called. They want their clowns back.

Spoiler alert: it will be worse.

The bowl games have been rather unremarkable today. Try to fix that, Sugar Bowl.

Made chili cheese omelets with some of my leftover chili. Doing brunch right.

That's more accurate.

*Two* marching bands from Indiana in the Rose Parade? I suspect this was rigged by @mialynneb.bsky.social 🤔

First time in 20 years it has rained on the Rose Parade.

STAR TREK FLOAT

Another prophecy that was fulfilled.

Saving this one for a year from now.

🎵 Turn out the lights...the party's over...🎶 Thank you Miami for ending this year on a high note by defeating Ohio State. #CottonBowl

Thought I'd take a stab at some humor.

The paradox is that I am happier and more optimistic than you because everything meets my dismal expectations.

We're not even ¼ of the way through. 2026 is going to be a shitshow deluxe. Everything you thought was hell this year, turn it up to 11. Remember, things can always get worse, and they usually do.

I'm going to buy the mute button a drink.

They have tarp laid down at the Rose Bowl. Not something you see often.

Bowl games. All the bowl games!

2026 will be worse than 2025 by default, because at least in 2025 Joe Biden was president for the first 20 days.

They're not #SuiterQuotes, @melissajd.bsky.social , but you'll probably want me to stop predicting things. 😂 😭

If the screenshots I provided last night weren't enough to deter you from posting "happy new year," I don't know what will.

I don't think this ban will hold. 😏

Birkenbiff: "Misty called me a silly maple doodle." Chibbins: "Bernie would have won Canada." @mialynneb.bsky.social

"The new year is a late stage capitalism construct designed to make us buy new calendars."

Fuck off, Marlene.

So. Much. Chili. 🤤 😴

Happy 90th Birthday to Los Angeles Dodgers legend Sandy Koufax!

Sheeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeee-eeeee-it. 😢

Red and green peppers added for a festive 6th day of Christmas.

Customized chili seasoning blend, or geology diorama?

No. Leave Goldfish alone (except the Old Bay variety – that's the good stuff).

@anitam86.bsky.social the best news I have for you is that today is the last Tuesday of the year.

Catch the spirit, catch the spit. @annamaltese.bsky.social

I am in good shape then.

With cold and rainy weather on the way, I decided I will make another pot of chili.

I still have two more days to become one of the most influential people of 2025.

The sunset tonight was breathtaking! But my favorite part was seeing everyone taking photos of it.

I have a few, but I know that @beachperi.bsky.social would be disappointed if I didn't mention that time 15 or so years ago when Rita Wilson smiled at me on her way out of Starbucks. Took me a long second to realize it was her. It was in an unremarkable corner of the L.A. Harbor area, of all places.