Today marks Day 300 of the regime. We are more than 20% of the way through.

First let's nuke all the #BlueCrew numpties.

A Berner told me he voted for him in the CA primary to "send a message to the Democratic establishment." What message? We should embrace populist rhetoric centering the white working class and slogans that have no workable policy support?

I called her the future of the Democratic Party during her first term as CA AG, but this is the earliest receipt I have come across.

The separation began early in life, and I should have finalized it then.

World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto says #adoptdontshop 🥹

The rain has been remarkably good for my peace of mind. The sound of it hitting the roof is soothing.

Looking forward to more tips from un-wellness influencer @melissajd.bsky.social 😂

Relax, everyone. Pizza and Key Lime Pies are on the way. 🍕

Kendzior's moronic groupies keep hitting the copium pipe. 😂 Personally, I wish she were banned. Not because she half-assed a Johnny Cash lyric, but because she's a grifter and hack with a PhD printed on toilet paper.

"Waaahh! The Democrats say they want a big tent, then get mad at us for peeing in it while we stand outside! We better vote for some third party shitbag!"

This dumb motherfucker. Add 2016 to that, you petulant pieces of shit. And no, we're not centrists, we're lefties who aren't childish bedwetting narcissists. Fuck the Incoherent Left for costing us those 3 elections because they weren't fellated enough. Extorting us is why we hate you assholes.

Brrrrr! Wind chill of 54° right now!

Seriously, you oversharing motherfuckers. Especially on this platform, where everybody can see everything.

Fuck New York. Sick of the bias. Every player knew what Cal did in 2025 was off the charts.

Going to block any of you posting AI images, regardless of content. Also going to block anyone who thinks there is humor to be found in rape or rape victims. I don't care how long we've known each other or how much I liked you until that point.

Cal was robbed. BBWAA I'd like to see YOU try doing everything Cal Raleigh did while playing catcher nearly every damn day. Just call it the Most Valuable Batter for fucks sake.

Yep. Best season ever by a catcher in MLB history.

I loved her 15 years ago, 7 years ago, today, and always.

I hated that decrepit fucker even before he went after Hillary. Fuck Bernie Sanders with a broken dick.

Old World Crepes Combo with Swedish Lingonberry Crepes.

Morning, ya bastids.

Weeeeeeeee!

Shohei winning the Edgar Martinez Award ties everything together.

Cal Raleigh was robbed.

I think ornament perfection has been achieved.

Back-to-back World Series and back-to-back-to-back MVPs! (AL in 2023 and NL 2024-'25) He is the only player other than Joe Morgan with 1975-'76 Cincinnati Reds to win back-to-back World Series and MVPs the same seasons.

It's LEMON. So LEMON. Love it! 🍋

Watching "The Beast in Me" on Netflix.

Shit howdy, did they ever.

Panning out horribly, as expected.

I was a bit early, but I was right, goddammit.

I periodically recommend James Baldwin, especially The Fire Next Time.

I don't write things like this anymore because nobody reads them. Long-winded bastard. 😂

For all you turkeys.

Kelly's three diseased offspring are 16, 14, and 12. Guess she won't mind if Trump rapes them.

So many people I used to think were smart turned out to be so stupid.

My friend @melissajd.bsky.social invited me over for dinner and brought out her finest china!

There are no more pennies, so I will be charging a nickel for your thoughts, even if that's much more than they're worth.

Good. They should ban her just for being a grifter and conspiracy-monger. She's an insipid POS.

Charles Guiteau was the Bernie Sanders of the Oneida Community. Spent more time bloviating about politics than actually working. He was so deeply unpopular that none of the women wanted anything to do with him, which is damning because everyone fucked just about everyone else. He was kicked out.

Fun fact: the free love Oneida Community that Garfield assassin Charles Guiteau once belonged to was dissolved and became Oneida Limited, a flatware company that still operates today. Ironically, it was created in 1880, the same year Garfield was elected the 20th President of the United States.

Only Nixon could go to China and only Chester A. Arthur could end the spoils system.

Mute account is my best friend today. Jesus H Christ!

Hero. Born during Teddy Roosevelt's presidency, and met President Obama during his. That's some history!

Fuck you, hippie.

My life coach is in the trunk, @melissajd.bsky.social

BRING IT! STORMWATCH 2025, @pattymarie.bsky.social !

I trust that the Gordon Lightfoot earworm is entering its third day without any difficulty. 👂 🐛 🌬 🌊 ⛴️

Alert @justjoshinnh.bsky.social, I just saw an ad for the McRib. #TisTheSeason