I just saw some juvenile blue jays. They’re much cuter than when they grow up to be big jerks.

Vance is definitely going to be the one left holding the bag whenever the monster comes after its makers for real. He’s just a husky pants used car salesman patsy.

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The Uncanny Valley was a moat.

The Golden Dome is actually Dust Bowl II

Hey is there any historical example of when farms go barren in the Midwest and prairie states, and would recent worsening shifts in weather severity make it better?

About to set a record for number of new gofundmes in a day tomorrow.

“The President, in his remarks, swayed into the political at times.” Thanks, Boris.

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You know how when a newspaper or a tv show or whatever publishes/broadcasts some ham-fisted lower-key racist shit and you think well I know what the decision making room there looks like? That’s what “no one saw this coming” is. It shows what your personal decision making room looks like.

lol TrumpRx

What the fuck does “the hottest country in the world” mean, anyway? Do we have a new single debuting on 106 & Park or TRL?

Bragging about gold embossed paper stock to the entire military leadership is a choice.

It never takes long

This really is the dumbest speech in front of smart, successful people by their unqualified boss I’ve seen in a while.

There it is…Hegseth just told them they should resign if they don’t personally like his reign and hatred of anything non-white Christian male.

The snake near the patio and I are familiar enough now that it needs a name. I’m going to tell people “I call it Steve for short.” Trying to see who asks if his full name is Steven or Stephen, then I’m going to blow their mind tell them her name is Stevedore because she can be whatever she wants.

Man you just can’t go at Tua’s head. I know, but come on, it’s just dumb in addition to anything else.

Those Dolphins uniforms are nice, glad they had a night game for them.

Alphabet gets another F www.kiro7.com/news/googles...

JETS. FINS. 0-6. This one’s for all the draft picks.

Netanyahu’s Trump ass sucking is the strongest I’ve ever heard today.

So what would be the most maga-infuriating matchup for that football game they play in February before and after the halftime show? It’s early in the season so sucky teams technically still can make it.

@admiralmpj.bsky.social a lot of trash took itself out for you!

I’m hearing reports of a - pauses and presses hand over earpiece to get it right - CyberTruck CrapTrap Rapture underway?

What is that sideline reporter doing asking the Packers head coach about the Green Bay DEFENSE after that half? 😂

The Jags tried SO HARD to lose that game.

I’m not at all a soda drinker, but Señorial sangria flavor (non alcoholic) is so good. It’s not hard to find places that sell it but it’s hard to find in stock here. I think it’s like an old people soda 😂

Niners fans ready to get destroyed by the Jacksonville Jaguars machine? RAWR 😂

Splootapalooza @lanana421.bsky.social

All these kickers trying to get length to hit 65-70 yarders and their natural arc gets low for shorter kicks, too.

Did two games end identically weird with blocked FGs for TDs?

I’m no conspiracy theorist, but Trump planned the rapture right before Taylor Swift’s new album comes out and that is hard science.

White evangelicals in the sky I can fly twice as high Take a look At that crazy book It’s the Rapture Rainbow!

Ladies and Gentlemen, your host for the 2025 Rapty Awards!

If it really is the rapture, god has a chance to do the funniest thing.

If they really wanted market to Gen X, I’d be seeing ads to watch Tuesday’s new “Yo! MTV Raptures”

The Apple Sports native iOS app isn’t half bad and it’s not shoving wrestling, MMA, and gambling down my throat.

Is Dabo too woke?

Are we sure that was Kat Abu and not an AI Bruce Rappaport?

This Gators-Canes game…no idea.

Ol’ Ball Coach Dabo had like 2.5 hours of halftime at home to coach his humble servants up

Arch Manning will be giving his predestined gold jacket speech in Canton in 20 or so years and the commentators will say he just needs a little more time for it to click and he’ll be ready for the pros.

Step 1: Cut funding for food stamps Step 2: Stop measuring hunger Step 3: There's no evidence cuts to food stamps led to a rise in hunger www.wsj.com/economy/trum...

I still remember people sucking up to that Pulte asshole on the other place because he was giving money away or something. Peter Popov still among the living?

Dabo Dabo Doo Doo!

Please keep an eye on loved ones’ money decisions if you know they’re trusting enough to be prone to scams, even locally. People are going to get more desperate and consumer protection is looked down on, and of course who is in the worst position to do anything to find a remedy after it’s too late?

Good job leftists. www.cnn.com/2025/09/20/p...

Due to the Trump economy and tariffs, keyless entry probably won’t be available on your next commuter vehicle.