Oh not for nothing but nobody needs wants or asked for some stupid tacky ugly tawdry self-aggrandizing piece of shit arc, certainly not from a schmuck who can’t build a wall

First woman, more than likely white, that tries to make Melania a sympathetic figure is getting cursed out. I mean cursed all the way the fuck out. This ho was a birther & deserves nothing but malice. Fuck her.

Weird writer question: do you catch yourself using certain words too often, or more than usual? My WIP appears infested with “next,” “up,” and “before,” or maybe for some reason I’m simply hyper aware of them.

Watching this unfold in NH is like watching your neighbor date a creep and hoping they don’t make an even bigger mistake

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Once you remember he’s kind of an evil clown the dumb ill-fitting shoes for his goons makes perfect sense

Wait is Greenland still on the menu now or no

Mofos worried about Sharia Law, but went to the polls and voted for the Heritage Foundation's Christofascism. Be fucking for real.

@needle-of-arya.bsky.social 👋 Some serious bs at the other place

It’s really difficult to turn off the worst case scenario generator in the back of my mind and if you have the same trouble here’s a rainy day couch potato to help

Either he’s dumb, suffers from perpetually rotten judgment, or

OKAY.

Kind of over being in the midst of major historical events and certainly don’t need “historical winter hell storm” added to the list but here we are

Think I managed to get taxes filed in just under ten minutes this year, might be a personal record

Yes although it didn’t come easy. There was a grieving time.

If you’re feeling down give yourself some grace, you’re living through a moral pandemic

Have a killer Friday, all

I’d ask folks to keep us New Englanders in your thoughts as we get buried with snow but considering the Pats are going back to the Super Bowl that might be asking for too much

After today there aren’t many more lines for them to cross. I wish I had something better to say but the words aren’t coming.

The last few winters have been pretty darn easy so the incoming foot and a half requires more psyching up than usual

He really ain’t kidding about Greenland

Oh my good god everyone needs to acknowledge the McRib is trash but whoever’s shocked by this needs to grow up

I hope we all get a good and better year in ‘26. I’d say we deserve it.

My dumb ass responding to a west coast text on east coast time this morning 😳😩🫣

Everyone take a bow. We made it. I hope you can cruise control into the new year.

She made the nice list this year. Merry Christmas everybody. Izzy is always rooting for you.

This is the vibe

I endorse self gifting post Christmas. Call it a year end bonus to yourself.

I only regularly write on weekends and it’s tough, sometimes, telling myself it’s okay to not write. That I don’t need to be guilty if I’m doing something else.

Sometimes I’m into the spirit of the season and then there are moments I want to sleep until, say, the end of February

Remember, the old you went through a lot and did their job but you earned the right to be who you are now

Forcing us to watch 47 publicly deteriorate is an attack on us and a taunt. These grubby thieving bullies never miss a chance.

“What’s more virgin than a computer?” Your audience, Joe. Nothing is more virgin than your audience.

the men who compensate for their small dicks by buying giant unnecessary pickups are ruining parking lots.

Sometimes we need to stop trying to make our bad guys into masterminds and remember they’re often crude, brutish, and not terribly smart

Sometimes she can be wickedly camera shy

Take five and pay yourself on the back. Holidays are weird. You’re doing a good job.

May you all be ready for tomorrow with no need for last minute grocery store treks

Punishing us for the hollowness of their lives.

Been a hot minute but Izzy wishes to reassure everyone she’s rooting for all of you

Twitter down is like the pipes bursting in your favorite dive bar and you gotta poke your head in to that other spot around the corner and act like you’re a regular

And there will be much rejoicing

War criminals too often pass peacefully. Rest in piss, Dick.

Nobody needs an opinion from someone who got blown by Epstein’s girlfriend

No, Cohen’s Hallelujah ain’t no Christmas song. Let’s pay attention to the sultry lyrics, people.

Either he’ll knock over something else or try to build a memorial for himself next

If I could go back and talk to anyone it’d be my mom before her dementia. I wish to hell I’d spend more time with her before.

Protests are fine. Protests can be good. I simply hope people vote, too.

For anyone who needs to hear it today, please take extra good care of yourself.

Saw a road rage incident today that could’ve been way worse but what struck me most was how out of nowhere and quickly it escalated. It’s edgy out there.