I’d ask folks to keep us New Englanders in your thoughts as we get buried with snow but considering the Pats are going back to the Super Bowl that might be asking for too much

After today there aren’t many more lines for them to cross. I wish I had something better to say but the words aren’t coming.

The last few winters have been pretty darn easy so the incoming foot and a half requires more psyching up than usual

He really ain’t kidding about Greenland

Oh my good god everyone needs to acknowledge the McRib is trash but whoever’s shocked by this needs to grow up

I hope we all get a good and better year in ‘26. I’d say we deserve it.

My dumb ass responding to a west coast text on east coast time this morning 😳😩🫣

Everyone take a bow. We made it. I hope you can cruise control into the new year.

She made the nice list this year. Merry Christmas everybody. Izzy is always rooting for you.

This is the vibe

I endorse self gifting post Christmas. Call it a year end bonus to yourself.

I only regularly write on weekends and it’s tough, sometimes, telling myself it’s okay to not write. That I don’t need to be guilty if I’m doing something else.

Sometimes I’m into the spirit of the season and then there are moments I want to sleep until, say, the end of February

Remember, the old you went through a lot and did their job but you earned the right to be who you are now

Forcing us to watch 47 publicly deteriorate is an attack on us and a taunt. These grubby thieving bullies never miss a chance.

“What’s more virgin than a computer?” Your audience, Joe. Nothing is more virgin than your audience.

the men who compensate for their small dicks by buying giant unnecessary pickups are ruining parking lots.

Sometimes we need to stop trying to make our bad guys into masterminds and remember they’re often crude, brutish, and not terribly smart

Sometimes she can be wickedly camera shy

Take five and pay yourself on the back. Holidays are weird. You’re doing a good job.

May you all be ready for tomorrow with no need for last minute grocery store treks

Punishing us for the hollowness of their lives.

Been a hot minute but Izzy wishes to reassure everyone she’s rooting for all of you

Twitter down is like the pipes bursting in your favorite dive bar and you gotta poke your head in to that other spot around the corner and act like you’re a regular

And there will be much rejoicing

War criminals too often pass peacefully. Rest in piss, Dick.

Nobody needs an opinion from someone who got blown by Epstein’s girlfriend

No, Cohen’s Hallelujah ain’t no Christmas song. Let’s pay attention to the sultry lyrics, people.

Either he’ll knock over something else or try to build a memorial for himself next

If I could go back and talk to anyone it’d be my mom before her dementia. I wish to hell I’d spend more time with her before.

Protests are fine. Protests can be good. I simply hope people vote, too.

For anyone who needs to hear it today, please take extra good care of yourself.

Saw a road rage incident today that could’ve been way worse but what struck me most was how out of nowhere and quickly it escalated. It’s edgy out there.

It’s tough out there but never forget, Izzy is rooting for you

An empire’s decline has never been this avoidable or completely goddamn stupid

The most wonderful time of the year

Izzy doesn’t mind being a homebody and ducking the tourists

Can’t talk, chewing

Hard to imagine when the pendulum will ever swing back but I have to believe it will one day

Izzy espied some ducks on the morning walk and was absolutely fascinated. Curiosity can be about the simple things.

Isidora is here for a timeline cleanse if needed

This ain’t the civil war they want

I’m not glad he’s dead, I’m sorry for how he spent his life and how he’ll be valorized when he should be forgotten

The science doesn't matter, expertise doesn't matter, nothing matters to that sundowning orange fuck. The only thing that will matter is that his pet freak, RFK Jr., looks bad on the teevee and by extension makes HIM look bad on the teevee.

Ask me about selling cocaine and morphine syrup for fun and profit

This is agony. Dementia is so wicked. You see flickers sometimes.

Sometimes I see someone older than my parents in better shape mentally or physically than my folks and I catch myself resenting this person even though I know this is irrational and unkind. Parents aging can’t be prepared for.

Troops ain’t gonna do anything but follow orders. It’s a mistake to think they’ll save us.

The snuffle mat is a success. Next, puzzles.

Delay a flight three times and then force us to sit and sit after boarding. Fun. Americans don’t get enough leeway for being untraveled. We’re a bigass country and when we do try as often as not the entire process sucks.