#ChristmasJollies 🤷🏾‍♀️🎄😆

Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

Grateful to be here another year. #Chapter45 #SagSeason

Majority of the gifts are wrapped. Helper is exhausted. To all a good night. 💤 🐾❄️

Prep is done! (Except for balloons which are next weekend - party day) #holidayseason #SagSeason

I love a good holiday party, especially the prep. There’s something magical in it. ✨❄️❄️✨

Whoever made this nativity scene, mad respect to you. ✊🏾

Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent. She didn't want to deploy to D.C. "She hated it. She cried about it." But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it. May she rest in peace. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Holiday mode has been fully activated. #christmasiscoming

I had already decided I was taking an early fall break next week due to burnout. Then the Kirk news broke. Thank fuck my managing attorney already approved the PTO.

They’re gonna use that poor Ukrainian lady’s death as the excuse to occupy Charlotte NC. Watch. 👀

Shoes are here!! 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 #CountdownNaeAndRob101625

Bwah!! 

As seen at work in the parking garage.

Quick jaunt to the Queen City for preseason football. #SiblingsForever #PantherNation #KeepPounding

Had a hankering for the Meat Sweats on this fine Wednesday evening. #GrillMistress

80s kinda vibe on a Friday night. #BigHairDontCare

#WeReady #CowboyCarterTour

Thursday evening. 🧘🏾‍♀️

This is a real headline that was on the local news tonight in the year of our Lord 2025. And you wonder why we begged y’all to ensure reproductive health was protected.

My hat finally came! Just in time too; showtime next weekend!! 🤫🤠🎤

#FourthofJuly #IndependenceDay

Wow: ICE Has Deported at Least 70 U.S. Citizens

😂 Senior Iranian official to CNN: Iran has not received any ceasefire proposal and sees no reason for one.

And Iran just said, “Whatchu talm bout, Willis?!”

Sweater God, if this was all a ruse to soothe that 🍊🍕💩 & his narcissistic injury by telling him he would get a Nobel out of it…. I need off this fucking timeline.

If only his parade had gone better.

Lawd, that man got Rachel on TV with no make-up! 😩😩😩

This is also extremely unconstitutional, btw.

*sweeping hand gesture to every fucking thing else going on right now*

Y’all. I had tickets to Beyoncé in ATL. But y’all’s boy just couldn’t wait to kick off WWIII, could he? DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

So. Almost got RIFed; didn’t. Feeling’ cute; might delete later.

This is heartbreaking. I met her in the East Village once. Super sweet lady & a phenomenal chef. And she was wearing rainbow clogs when I met her. #RIP 🕊️🧑‍🍳

His narcissistic injury with that farce of a parade combined with his treatment at the G7 is getting ready to kick off some major global conflicts.

Daddy’s little solider til the day I shuffle off this mortal coil 🫶🏾💕 #FathersDay

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Picking radishes is no easy task. Efrén spends 8-10 hrs/day on his knees, picking and sorting the radishes into small bunches to fill dozens of crates a day in CA's Ventura County. He's proud to have worked in America's fields for 49 years. #WeFeedYou

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“Girl in the Garden (About to Grill)” (2025)

“Hold my ketamine!” “Hold my adderall.”

Not for nothing, but if any of my mutuals still have an active Shitter account, today would be a good day to check it. 😎

Some of y’all need Jesus. That’s all I’mma say.

What is life even? #DeepThoughtsWithMacyG #FiresideChats

Surprised the nephews with the circus this afternoon. The bugs had a blast!! #AuntiesRule #UniverSoulCircus

At this point, I’m nothing more than a glorified chauffeur with a Bar license. Enjoy the long weekend, gang! 😎🐾

Jake Tapper RN:

You mean to tell me James Comey STILL hasn’t learned to keep his mouth shut?