Sometimes, people invite me to events to talk politics and shit. It's nice.

Your new obsession is here. 🎶 Introducing A+ Anthems: A weekly curation of the songs living rent-free in our heads. From deep cuts to bangers, this is what we're listening to right now. open.spotify.com/playlist/3SS...

The "Emotional Support PAC" has entered the chat. 🧢💬 Our new merch is here for the organizers, the door-knockers, and the "emotional support" we all need right now. www.forthefuturepac.com/store

Me, when he pouts because he found out he's in my phone as "uncut white boy":

This Hermès top would solve like 99 of my 100 problems

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

If you are a man (or male-presenting person) running for office: TUCK YOUR GOD DAMN SHIRT IN! Thank you, and have a blessed night.

Since I can't seem to move off of these ice packs today lest I be plunged into searing and uncontrollable pain, guess I WON'T be doing laundry today! 💀 Currently at: $240/$745 💸💕 #disabled #chronicpain #mutualaid #crowdfunding cash.app/$bellad0nna

X: Darling, have you thought about quitting smoking? Me: IN AN ELECTION YEAR?!?

When is somebody going to do something about airplane wifi costing $1000 a minute?

My coffee maker died this morning, thank you for respecting my privacy during this difficult time.

Yesterday, the streets of Minneapolis became a battlefield. The killing of Renee Nicole Good—a mother, poet, and U.S. citizen—by ICE agents is an unconscionable act of state-sponsored terror. It is time to end the weaponization of federal power against our neighbors.

@ordinarybrotha.bsky.social It’s his fault I won't see the inside of heaven

"Former drag queen" is doing A LOT of work here 😂😂😂😭😭😭

New Episode Alert: Forrest Satterfield and Thomas Casez 🚨 Episode 11 of This Is Not An Endorsement is officially live! Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. 🎧 not-an-endorsement.captivate.fm/listen

Me, when one of my clients goes a whole interview without saying 'fuck':

I don't want to hear shit about the white cishet male loneliness "epidemic" ever again.

In my shop comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/4413...

To be fair, Camilla's existence is tacky and insulting.

Demanding a large number of seats for your candidate's "guests" at an event held at a venue with already limited seating tells me that they're not prepared to answer hardball questions. But sure let's keep talking about "viability."

Rubio was a coke mule?

Every year @erininthemorning.com puts together a list of trans Girl Scouts that sell cookies. If you’d like to purchase some, please consider these girls. Trans youth have been under a vicious attack so it would be nice to show some support. Thanks 🩵🤍🩷 www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...

BIG NEWS: For The Future Victory Fund is proud to endorse Lee McInnis for #AL03 and Dr. John Dickey for Alabama State Senate District 3! 📢 Alabama deserves leaders who prioritize progress, healthcare, and the people. Let’s win this. 🗳️✨

I wonder if alternate universe me has regular brain chemistry...

How soon can you get here?

Completely unsurprising, but Tulsi Gabbard spent the 2020 and 2024 election cycles touting herself as being against regime change wars only to find herself being a part of an administration that started one.

This High Schooler Invented Color-Changing Sutures to Detect Infection After winning a state science fair and becoming a finalist in a national competition, Dasia Taylor now has her sights set on a patent www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/h... #entrepreneur #inventor #science #CEO #businessowner

Them: It's Noah with an 'e' Me:

I'm having an Everclear martini for breakfast, fuck it!

Who is we?

Three mass shootings on January 1st, 2026. It may be a new year, but the gun violence epidemic continues. We refuse to accept this as normal and we will keep fighting to end gun violence.

"But if history has taught us anything, when Rep. Crockett tries to further her career or says something that hits a little too close to home, those same white people will malign her and misrepresent everything she has ever done." medium.com/@urlifeurmix...

Respectfully... Raw. Respectfully. Next question.

Alright, it's 2026! Where's Beyoncé with the Act iii release date?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your black-eyed peas should already be soaking

As we ring in the New Year, the For The Future Victory Fund is more determined than ever to build a country that works for everyone—not just the few at the top. From protecting our healthcare to lowering the cost of living, the work starts today.

The 2025 mixtape is going into the archives. Tonight, we start fresh. Thank you for being part of the Your Life: The Mixtape family. We’re kicking off 2026 with more culture, more soul, and the music that defines us. Get ready—2026 is going to be our biggest year yet. See you on the other side. ✨

Are you soul mates or do you both just need therapy?

New Episode Alert: John Padora 🚨 Episode 10 of This Is Not An Endorsement is officially live! Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. 🎧 not-an-endorsement.captivate.fm/listen

I'm not apologizing to France for this...

I got like 5 years left on an NDA and then we can talk...

Blocking racist accounts isn’t antiracism. It’s self-insulation, demanding the Right To Comfort. Black people block these accounts to protect ourselves from their racism—which does not target you. White people who claim to wanna fight racism must confront ALL racism they encounter—no exceptions.