Fora mobile gacha game, AFK Journey has some great writing.

Still being sick. At least I’m not frowing up anymore (knock on wood)

You know what? Real

I got a stomach bug for sure. 🙃 I’m scared of water cause it all came back up fr fr.

I frew up :(

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

Every day I ask myself

Just a chill emotional day watching movies and eating Cracker Barrel in the shell of a decommissioned grocery store

gm

We took turns restoring balance between Light and Dark. And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Heckin delicious and gluten-free to boot

In this house we admire and stan Vivian Vance

I just found out my store is closing and I’m losing my job. :)

You convinced me that I could fight the good fight. I thank you for that.

SMN from FFXIV has entered the chat.

Mango: it is your birthday so I will bother Jack even more

Me: oh someone reskeeted my birthday gif Me: oh a porn bot. Blocked and reported.

Jack took me to the bakery for brunch and I had cheesecake for breakfast and we got a jolly rancher candle at the dollar tree and a big bottle of Arizona iced tea.

Me: *headtilt* is that a … vulva waffle maker? Yes. Yes it is. www.ebay.com/itm/38685181...

Cici’s pizza heck yeah

I love this tacky-ass hippo so much

❕❕❕ /action "Powerful Hookset"

A right shame this cat is so miserable in her lifestyle.

I just woke up from a nap and this is how I found out

Checks out

why is the song from Paint the Night suddenly running through my head PUT YOUR HANDS UP CAUSE THE NIGHT IS YOUNG oh i know why because i was watching a video with a bunch of "put your hands up" songs. youtu.be/XMO3Z3VTkiY?...

@ Halmarut

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

In other news fuck the world I’m not leaving the house today.

Popeyes spicy chicken is so delicious but it will destroy my gut every time.

i don't want to wake up to any news bigger than "raccoon breaks into a liquor store, gets drunk" anymore

lemon pig . . .

Got my new glasses.

Well, here we are again, keeping the mishaps and misadventure to a bare minimum.

dawn has broken on March 2136th, 2020

NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.

Happy New Arbitrary Time Period!

You heard that right! I, the red woman, am celebrating with a well-deserved nap!

It is time The pigs of 2024 and 2025 are here to witness the birth of their new comrade.

It’s dangerous out there! Take this! #happynewyear #lemonpig

happy new years eve everyone, let's go check on that ball drop. oh. oh dear god

Is everyone ready for lemon pigs

The President told me psychonekrosis keeps eating his arcadion wrestlers so I asked how many wrestlers he has and he says he just goes to solution 9 and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his wrestlers to the psychonekrosis and then Metem started crying

One can never be too young to live and let revel.

Don't you see? We were the first to go to the bathroom. Ever!

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

Some sort of seals, probably