Mooglebux

Is there anything quite as nice as putting on a brand new pair of jeans in a smaller size and having them fit properly?

It's difficult being a sentient bag of meat on sticks.

obsessed w him

The turkey, she is a’brining.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

For one moment, all was right with the world.

Stares at the pumpkin pie.

If the fates were fair, the price we paid that day would have bought us the eldest and most powerful of primals. Alas, they are not.

I’m making pumpkin pie tomorrow. From scratch. Yes, the crust too.

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

I feel bad for our school but this is tremendous content

I got one of those self-rolling balls for the cats. It’s working. Hehehe.

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

I am full of fried rice

I just saw "400 Conejos Mezcal" on this bar's menu and I'm suddenly spitballing an FFXIV fanfic where the pelupelu teach the loporrits how to make mezcal. Call that shit MOONSHINE! 👈👈😏

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We’re almost done with Fuller House and idk how anything else is going to stand up to it.

Same really. Anniversary screams.

It costs literally nothing to be nice and make someone’s day. Case in point: the little girl I just saw with an eyepatch for lazy eye. I told her I loved her purple glasses and she was SO very excited and thanked me. :) (They were rockin and I want some now)

hell yeah

Oreoboros

Do people still watch Survivor and The Amazing Race? I keep getting ads on Pluto for merch from the newest season. You, too, can have a pen just like the ones they use to vote people off the island.

Stella was slightly traumatized by the maintenance guys we had in and out of the apartment for like 2 weeks but she is now back to her old yelly self. Yay. *is being yelled at by a cat*

Despite it all, Jack and I have managed to remain married for an entire year! And we don’t even have the plague this year. *KNOCKS ON WOOD* Happy first anniversary to the Jimmy Gibbler to my Stephanie Tanner.

Minfilia: Who are you linkpearling 50 times a day? WoL: idk my bff Bakool Ja Ja?

Why is my yarn wet? Oh… 🐱🧶💙 #crochet

Sweetness, crunchiness, and destiny collide this Pocky Day! 🍫⚔️

I wonder what the venn diagram of people who had Hummers when they were “cool” and people with teslas is

We went to a craft show yesterday and bought a catnip mousie from a vendor who was literally sewing him up as I paid. He is jam packed full of catnip and the girls love him.

lmao rekt kim davis

Oh I finally found what everyone was using for these

Well, I can add "realizing Urianger is kinda hot" to the list of things I didn't expect to happen today.

Here’s another thing that I had always presumed happened Long Long Ago, but no. The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was only in 1975. Fifty years ago today. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...

Everything sucks so here is my dog eating ramen. 🍜

I can’t believe my husband has never seen actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

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My first thought after learning that Watson of “…and Crick” fame died at 97 was that it had never even occurred to me that he could still be alive.

Y’all nobody mentioned that sandwich guy was found not guilty?

A cop walked in and stood in front of the donut case and then asked about pies cause he wanted to do something nice for “the wife”.

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

There'll be plenty of time for us to imbibe some technically nontoxic liquids on the way.

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Where’s my Alisaie

Disgraced Party Clown Endorses Cuomo

There is a brand new Italian bakery that opened in the shopping center right next door to us. We went by thursday night when they were having a party for the staff and the cases were full and everything looked amazing. Yesterday was their first day open. We went today at noon and everything was gone