I'm fine, thank you! I've been doing math. Can't recommend it enough.

now hold on a minute

people keep trying to sell me on broccoli and cheddar as a combination, but I'm worried that I'll miss the florets for the cheese

Mmm petrichor

i'm pretty sure this is the literal nightmare of every suburban republican

He must have tried to kiss your ass. A grim way to die.

Yesterday it hit 80 degrees. Tonight there’s a frost warning. 🙃

Overheard at Cici’s Pizza: Why did you put a brownie on your pizza?

FATE: Boom Goes A Grotesque Parody Of Reality

Be the temporary & insignificant lump of organic material you wish to see in the world.

Yall I love Pilgrim. I was so invested in this little rescue kitty’s story.

pov you're the warrior of light and it is the Dawn of the Liberation of Ala Mhigo

Jack @ me: Bananas are not food. Me: *LOOKS* Jack: wait

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

summer

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

beautiful screaming slug

#FFXIV #FFXIVART #FF14

balaeniceps rex

I can't say what's more unbelievable—that I'm a Loporrit, or that I quite enjoy it.

アンゲーオ！一番だった！

Yes that’s right I’m secretly one of those women who’s addicted to true crime yet does all the grandma-core crafting.

A surprising end to the LISK case. :o I remember listening to podcasts about this case probably seven years ago.

As a result of being dogs

capybara yellow lake

We are the Scions of the Seventh Dawn. Our single objective is spreading joy through fear.

I genuinely once had to do an introductory presentation on this when it opened to the public for hotel stays and was absolutely thrilled to present to a twenty-strong team a slideshow entitled "OWO: What's This?"

We heard you loud and clear, fam. What do you want? More beards. You ask, and The Dragon King delivers. (We are so sorry for this horrible abomination.) #thedragonprince #thedragonking #animation

she/hergorath

gender is a performance and i'm in the very back of the crowd on stage and i'm not sure i'm doing it right

You're signing an autograph for Conrad Verner! It's against Citadel regulations!

We walked TWO BLOCKS from the parking lot to this Chinese restaurant and it is hecking raining and I am SOAKED THROUGH

Another very fuck you to autocorrect for changing “leasing” to “leading”

A very special fuck you to the Amazon flex driver who somehow got INSIDE the adjacent building to leave my package where I could not access it without getting the Master Key from the leading office.

Chickens ready for a rock concert

Many asking what’s on that one officer’s butt. I do not have that information at this time.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

TLC | abbreviation | tender loving care

THUNK NEED TA SAY SOMETHING SERIOUS TODAY! DON’T YOUS DARE GIVE UP ON DA WURLD! DON’T YOUS LET GO! THUNK KNOW EVERYTHING FEEL MESSED UP RIGHT NOW! THUNK KNOW IS HARD! BUT THUNK NEED YOU HERE! YOU FRIENDS NEED YOU HERE! WURLD NEED YOU HERE! EVEN WHEN IT FEEL HOPELESS. DON’T YOUS LET GO.

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS QUOTE FOR A FULL MINUTE STRAIGHT

Tiny bat

have you ever seen a cat sneer before

🌿 Hermes, Chief Overseer of Elpis 🌿 #FFXIV #FF14