Minfilia: Who are you linkpearling 50 times a day? WoL: idk my bff the Exarch?

Yall why do the El stations in the Loop area look like fancy whiskey bars #chicago

Welp my former lead associate who no-call no-show quit last week is gonna have a new job in prison, it looks like. He got arrested for aggravated criminal sexual abuse of a 13 year old. Jesus fuck.

exciting things happening in my For You feed

We started watching Gilmore Girls a couple months ago and then Netflix dared to drop it and we read it was going to Hulu so we were all like 🤷‍♀️ guess we’ll find it SOMEWHERE probably illicitly 🏴‍☠️ but it turns out it’s actually on Prime so we coo.

Our apartment building is on FIRE apparently!!! We're fine, it's not on our floor and the firefighters say it's contained. But this is the first time it's ACTUALLY ON FIRE!

Anyway how’s your night going Apparently a guy downstairs left a rag on the stove.

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

I just saw a Mama duck and like 10 babies crossing a 4 Lane St. using the crosswalk and everybody waited for them.

I feel dirty. I had a campaign email from the Cheeto in my inbox.

Me: *exits the store carrying a cat bed shaped like a banana* Lady: OH MY GOD IS THAT A BANANA CAT BED

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

Happy Father’s Day

FIREFLIES

"I'm at the Pizza Hut; You're at the Taco Bell; The restaurants are now separated; What the hell?"

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

I can’t believe the NYT crossword just spoiled me on Gilmore Girls

Wow rude I think

Oh, I'm sorry. I suppose you don't forget to feed the children. You'll have to forgive me. I've been feeling awfully callous and cruel of late.

Who’s watching the us mutant ninja turtles World Cup

🌮 🌮 🌮 📢

Might die in a thunderstorm but the clouds are pretty

Why does this sign for the gorilla habitat look like one of the members of Gorillaz

Hums a certain weird al song from Alapalooza

Have I ever pointed out the freckle in the exact center of Stella’s little booper

A mage such as I can turn humor up to eleven! Tell me now, do you know of 'six' and 'seven'?

Final fantasy resonance is still not available for preorder from Nintendo.

Throwback to the time laughing on a voice call at 34 sent me to the ER cause I hurt my neck.

you're up, dancers!

Please play Final Fantasy Resonance. 😭❤️ I can't believe FFBE will live on!!

this week marks 10 years since "milkshake duck" was coined

Hmmmmmm the assistant manager just pulled into the parking lot instead of the lead I was expecting. Looks like they don’t trust him after he showed up two hours late yesterday. :3c

A bajillion years ago we discovered one of the hinges to our bedroom door had stripped screws and was hella loose and it took Jack saying a couple days ago “you know, we’re never gonna fix that so maybe we should call maintenance” for me to finally stubborn up and fix it.

Filling up my bank account is hard work. Especially on my own.

Happy first Tuesday to those who celebrate. 📢 🌪️

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

Wow they really took pity on everyone and said when all ffxiv worlds are congested then no worlds are congested (except five I’ve barely heard of)

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

Why is the air conditioner set to 76 so much colder than the heat set to 76? (It’s probably because the heat is drier than the cold)

Give Gaia a hug from me, all right?

🤡

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

Pet very carefully

Kill your own party member with an AOE, son, 🎵 Come be blasted into a kazillion itty-bitty pieces with me, 🎵 We'll adopt a coeurl kitten against your better judgment, 🎵 Find ye a raging furnace or three... 🎵

True

true

i was going back through endwalker on an alt and i had to stop what i was doing because this thought just wouldn't leave my head

I need to dress up as a chocobo. You and Emet-Selch will have to wait.