In a magic world: single-occupant bathrooms because I'd like to poop in peace, but baring that I do not care about the person in the stall next to me. A former friend had quipped regarding trans debate that if he could use the women's bathrooms he would and, uh, wow, talk about telling on yourself

lmao

Trump is the abusive partner that will berate you for not helping but he'll also berate you for offering to help or having done something "wrong" when you do help so everyone learns to just ignore them and their problems.

My neighbor says foreign powers keep eating his allies, so i asked how many allies he has. he said every time one gets ate he just goes to the shelter and gets another ally. i told him it sounds like he is just feeding his allies to the foreign powers and his navy started crying

oh no, i don't use the ai for <thing that i am paid to do> it's terrible at that. it's great for <thing you are paid to do> though.

The time I told friends my dinner was "a cold can of baked beans, because I don't want to dirty a dish right now. It's not great" and I think everyone was weighing if they needed to call in a wellness check. Now, if it'd been a cold can of kidney beans they would have understood! Perfect meal

Trans people are not “fighting for unpopular positions that society isn’t ready for.” Trans people are fighting to KEEP the rights we have enjoyed for decades. We have been able to legally change our gender markers since the 70s and before. Same with bathrooms, sports, youth, all for decades.

LRP I would have so much fun playing forbidden lawn darts* (*mortar-launched lawn darts. Not really forbidden but the NFA does make such things a tad more difficult. I guess it really is Nerf or nothing)

The neighborhood boys I grew up with would have lost their minds over this. We'd have figured out a way to use it in our pinecone wars, for sure.

hug shaped

One of the many reasons to follow Tamara are gear pictures that make her look like the coolest detective from any era of fiction (to include sci-fi!). But also car and squirrel pictures

Ive said this before but thats not how economics works and it is one of the most annoyingly pervasive myths in US-China dynamics. And even if it was a weapon (it’s not), it’s a rubber pocket knife. Only 31% of US debt is foreign owned. JPN and the UK hold more. .7 of 9.2T is 7.6% of US debt.

The story of a man who has spent a decade wishing he could have breakfast in an Ohio diner.

*punch, but otherwise yeah

I'm still not used to how bluesky does notifications versus twitter, so when I see +30 notifications I Patrick_Star_scared dot jpg thinking there's a bunch of people arguing in my mentions before seeing it's just people liking a shitpost

with enough training, maybe an Emergency Meeting can just be a Meeting

I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.

Since this place has moderation tools that work, repeat after me. I must not reply. Dunking is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when the post has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

I ran this comic past one of my Warhammer buddies and asked "Is $5000 an appropriate number here? Should it be $1000 instead?" and he said no. He said $5000 was the most accurate number.

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Embrace your roots: finding a partner on an MMO or a niche web forum so you start from a shared interest

THIS IS WHAT THE GOP WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU.

I yell about it a lot (because it's exhausting and I can't keep up with the work) but there is some real satisfaction from the family hobby farm. Raising animals (particularly cows) is rough, but with the price of beef it's nice to have a freezer full. And we still have frozen produce from last year

tbf the New Mexico flag is one of the greats. so many US states have absolute cringe flags.

"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/a... 1) This is why your inputs are critical and can't just be "all of reddit" or something similar. An LLM regurgitates what it was fed, meaning it should _only_ be fed "good" data. 2) What good is a constitution if it can be ignored? This applies to more than an LLM fyi

Whaaale shaaaaarks! That's it, that's the post. Painting more of these lovely dudes. I'll also be doing some manta rays soon, so flap flap on back for them!

this is an actual Bluesky Rule: if you have ever so much as exchanged a single like, you are required to hold up the book in the shop and say "hey my friend wrote this"

Incredibly rude things: Farm labor is 7 days a week; Monday blues still exist (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻🌽🚜🌽

Most of us wouldn’t be here without sex and it’s an important part of many people’s lives. It can be fun, holy, intimate, profane, trivial, or traumatic. It has as much a right to be in our art as any other human experience, even if you suspect someone is cranking hog to it. Yes even porn. Grow up.

Angering the Wife Guy who can actually do the math for how to drop an artificial sun on your head, only to be spared by getting killed too fast to find out about it.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Slightly increase a band LCD Surround-Sound System

Grandparents who fought in WW2 and who will deliver an ass-kicking for any kind of Nazi talk.

The ideological cousin of “the media isn’t telling us about this” which may actually drive me mad one day, bc it’s usually said about something reported on by multiple huge media outlets and means “no one delivered this to my social media feeds in way that captured my severely diminished attention.”

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

The realist shit to ever appear in a gov memo.

This is absolutely correct. Very famous busy person with an important job taking time out to goof off semi-competently in a game while chatting to fans is charming and humanizing. No one cares that AOC isn't Challenger ranked in League of Legends and it would be incredibly weird if she were!

Hyper focused nerdery is a thing for which I am ALWAYS here. I don’t care the topic. Steam engines? Knitting? Mollusc taxonomy? I honestly don’t care. Get your nerd on and pump that stuff into my veins.

Cutlass, 10M pistol, yardarm climb, rope swing, 50M swim. There’s your Pirate Pentathlon.

They haven't seen the episode yet, either 😅

and it fills you with determination

this is a great time to remind everyone THERE ARE NO LAWS PROHIBITING CIS CHILDREN FROM GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY im gonna say that again for the "just asking questions" crowd THERE ARE NO LAWS PROHIBITING CIS CHILDREN FROM GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY just trans kids! the party of protecting children

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

🔥🚨 /1. The New York Times released a new video report on Ukraine’s legendary An-28 “Shahed hunter” A civilian An-28 transformed into a flying anti-drone interceptor platform, retrofitted with a minigun and modified to deploy interceptor drones mid-air.

stomping around the farm singing Paramore's "This is why" as I fix random broken stuff (e.g. snapped hotwire) encountered while doing other farm tasks.