Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich

Frog came running down the hill. He pulled Toad out of the snow. “I saw everything,” said Frog, “You did very well by yourself.”

Has Pirro had enough yet? www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

House Oversight Ranking Member Robert Garcia has requested that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, the now-former Prince, appear before Congress for a transcribed interview about Jeffrey Epstein.

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So loss making OpenAI is now begging for US government money to finance its research based on unproven promises of riches to follow at some unspecified date. Is anyone else recalling renaissance alchemists persuading rich patrons to support them because they'd be turning lead into gold any day now?

Really? You're gonna make me do this one? Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People. There you go.

I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed

It’s called the “Chappaquiddick reflex”

I just have a bad feeling that something is coming I think Trump is so desperate for a war so he can suspend any upcoming elections Very worried Putinesque things could start happening to pols he doesn’t like I feel uneasy not happy right now I think it’s naive to think elections will fix all of

“Our lunch is spoiled,” said Toad. “I made it for you, Frog, so that you would be happy.” “But Toad,” said Frog, “I AM happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up, I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you for a friend.”

I know people are happy about these election results This is a very Debbie Downer comment but I’m not sure it matters Has Rep Grijalva been sworn in yet?? What happens when he removes or ignores pols he just doesn’t want there? He’s just going to escalate

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Imagine dying and "shot a guy in the face" doesn't make the list of top 10 worst things you did.

Let's put it differently: Liz managed to stand up when it mattered, despite being raised by Dick Cheney.

Hi, I’m God. Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Thanks, God

SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

You all know you can boycott Amazon right? You can go to a non Amazon store, even — get this — a UNION store Like a Kroger of some kind Or Safeway Or stop and shop Just putting it out there

folks with 6 teeth keep siding with folks with 8 yachts and that’s why we in this economic hell hole

i notice my sons are a lot better at using a spoon to actually get food into their mouths when the food is strawberry ice cream as opposed to say soup

with Bluey taking off in America there will be a whole future generation hungry for more a Brisbane-centric pop culture. They will listen to Regurgitator. They will read Praise by Andrew McGahan.

The USDA is the fail safe for SNAP. They have a contingency fund to ensure it’s covered in the event of a shutdown. They’re refusing. Grocery stores stepped up to try and help by offering discounts to any SNAP recipients and the USDA told them they had to stop. Starvation as a policy choice.

I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off

I know this fascist shit is doomed when I see late 50s and early 60s white guys in their Costco Shopping Finest screaming ‘fuck you’ in DHS officers’ faces

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Obama: The weird videos of a U.S. President with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet and dumping poop on protesting citizens… All of that is designed to distract you from the fact that your situation has not gotten better.