Funny tag I updated. Seek god in all things

Sounds like shit?? I mean what do they think we want. Like get a treadmill??

I could make some flaky potatoes

I’m on that creative mending type shit. Getting that pretty tiny patch bag. That beautiful form meets wearable functionality grind. Stitches for your bit— [muffled dragging sound, struggle]

Mood

Tiny garland

Man, the T-Mobile store really scammed me :( I was a FOOL and I didn’t read the fine PRINT and the girls working there were MY AGE and SO NICE

“To say more than human things with human voice, That cannot be; to say human things with more Than human voice, that, also, cannot be; To speak humanly from the height or from the depth Of human things, that is acutest speech.”

Getting your ass kicked is trending

Thank you, women—for everything.

Phone bad

I read that a human genome from Australia is within something like .05% identical to someone in like, northeast Africa. And that the genome of one chimpanzee population separated by a river from another chimp population differs by around 1-2%. This is nuts!!

Got the church all decorated! Happy final days of waiting. Cant wait to see it with all the lights, which were laborious lol. They do such a cool job at this parish.

Loading my beautiful children Kayleigh, Hrayden, and Hiytler-Anne into my FürherTruck ChildCrusher450. Idling an hour in the parking lot of the local church INSPYR to view the nativity scene, belching carbon into the troposphere. I notice the Joseph is looking a little swarthy. Christmas is ruined

Some of y’all aren’t facing unafraid the plans that you made, and it shows

“To say more than human things with human voice, That cannot be; to say human things with more Than human voice, that, also, cannot be; To speak humanly from the height or from the depth Of human things, that is acutest speech.”

Slowly unpacking and imagining I’m on Meghan Markle’s lifestyle show saying things like “See? It’s the smallest gestures which make the biggest organizational difference.”

“What The Economist discovered while attending dating bootcamp.” Gee, I don’t know, maybe that women don’t want to talk about money and global politics all the time???

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

Cooooollll!!!!

Discipline - Cesare Pavese

The more I think about it the more I find that the rich influencers who can afford the outrageous luxury of the most recent AI/robot/butler bs and then use it for content because these machines are so inept at basic human functions,, are actually doing the world a real service

I sound really old these days because I find myself thinking/saying things like “WOW! I’ve never heard Jackie Gleason like THIS before!!”

First Xmas in Philly! The traditional Christmas lime-tree

Get incensed with your girl this holiday season

Was practicing with my box and brushes and singing some songs and the cat kept getting closer and closer, watching me… [intergalactic minded man sitting cross cross applesauce.jpeg] everything is one

You guys are sleeping on this because you’ve obviously never had celery soda pop before

(to the tune of Amy Winehouse’s “Valerie”) 🎶 CEL-RAAAaAYY! Why don’t you come on drink some CEeL-RAY…🎵

god I sound crazy these days but I’ve been doing some research about frequency therapy because there are some songs (techno especially, with the deeper tones and strong beats) which actually *feel* like a brain massage when I turn the volume up and that’s CRAZY

🗣️ HOW DO I FEEL🗣️ 🗣️WHAT DO I SAY🗣️ 🗯️IN THE END IT ALL GOES AWAY😵

I even remembered to pack my Disco Lamp Speaker and I’m gonna use it now

Beavers are strivers. May we all strive as the hefty nifty thrifty beaver

Opened insta and was met with this malicious espionage abomination. Our tech overlords really do wish us ill. They hate us!

(struggling to name one spice girl) garlic spice

So excited to get started on the dissertation. I have a good plan and I cannot wait to get reading. It will be a mountain of work, but I can take it one chunk at a time and I have a topic within Blondel now that draws on all the stuff I actually have found interesting over the last 10 or so years

Idk what the difference is between sampling and stealing or just like, being part of a tradition is but the guitar riff/progression under this song is the exact same as the riff in Funkadelic’s “Can You Get to That”

Bf: one man’s trash is also my trash

Saw the house I’m boarding in today and it is a DREAM. There’s a little studio where all the other residents who happen to be really talented artists work and stuff. So grateful! Life is g-e-w-d good

someone has to do it and i salute this guy for his work. but when i see this face on my timeline i know i'm about to be pissed off and /or take psychic damage

Might go see Hamnet in theaters. I think it would be one that’s worth it to pay for the big screen

Update Philly is great so far. DC: sucks booty. Philly: 1 billion points

Car sold, room empty. Goodbye DC, you are rotten

I found out today why it’s been a nightmare trying to rent a cargo van (there is simply not one to be had in the entire city): Amazon is renting them. One showed up today and I thought the U-Haul van was for me or some confusion, and I asked the guy and realized he’s working for Amazon.

Wow I didn’t know that Rob Reiner died?? Last night??? Shit week man. At least I’m outta here,

HANNAH TOWN: 2 MOVE 2 PHILLY

Could use prayers, tough day. Almost done! New life baby!

Serj Tankian is the kind of guy who like the ancient Greeks or whoever would call a god