AS A PRE K TEACHER. a huge amount of our daily routine involves helping kids with toileting. there is absolutely no justification for filming this.

What non-superhero fans don't understand about my love for superhero comics is that they are weird and they used to be even weirder. I don't like MCU so much. I like that comic runs used to go on for like 100 issues and the whole time I'd be like, what the Hell am I reading???

12 yr old, very excited that we found photocard holders at 5 Below: Mom! Do you need a photocard of your bias*? Me: no, I’ve got one. 12: YOU’VE ALREADY GOT A PHOTOCARD????? Me: 🥰 12: Oh. Why is that… an old man? *bias in K-Pop is you favorite member of a large pop band #IzzyHands #ofmd

Seen in Logan Square

woman listening to her own carefully curated mixtape: wow its crazy how all these songs are about my otp

No fucking way lmao

heraldry is basically when your whole family gets assigned the same fursona. they had to name all the poses "attitudes" so they could describe how they wanted their blorbos posed because they had not invented the concept of a YCH during the medieval period

I once made her sign this edition and she physically recoiled.

i miss Breathing remember Breathing

OMG i heard people talking about another canadian split but it was worse than i ever could have imagined....... 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

happy mothers day to the worst to ever do it

me @ my immune system rn

told my sons it was bedtime and they said "we're gonna hide from bedtime!" and i said "do you know where the best hiding place is? in your beds, bedtime will never find you there" and i'll be goddamned but that actually worked. they're hiding from bedtime under the covers in bed

This is why we need to preserve physical media

early David Cronenberg films are a cornucopia of Canadian brutalism, occasionally at universities

another classic of the genre

ive been on adventures

nicola (and MANY others) on the trans superheroine crossover book-- prayer circle we'll see alya?

> fuck, Iz, you know I think I could love you > careful, Edward, I could believe what you say - #ofmdart

Holy SHIT. It's always been nauseating that only the censors in the UK got to see the complete movie, fifty years ago. Maybe we'll even get a DVD release!

top three brain fog moments of the day - put the teabag in my jacket pocket instead of in the teapot - took the kids' lunch dishes to the kitchen, walked back into the wrong classroom - forgot the word 'coworker' and nearly typed 'work roommate'

met gala is interesting to watch as a person with major pop cultural blindnesses like. am i supposed to know who you are? you look incredible. what is your day job please.

Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/

Gotta love a movie where one of the central conceits is that the lead is unaware that they're in a musical.

"PLAY THE FOOL, IT'S WHAT YOU'RE THERE FOR" thats it thats the movie

Wicker Man truly is just 'Man Doesn't Understand That Some People Are Not Christian' for like an hour

Happy Lord Summerisle Did Nothing Wrong Day

counteroffer: we should remove everyone who had a nazi phase from society

The standard/one size fits most Villain Boots in Star Wars didn't fit Peter Cushing so just off-screen Tarkin is wearing comfy slippers.

falling all over yourself, you know, the thing guillaume did at the olympics

reading that statement gave me a whole fresh wave of anger about the ice dance judging being rigged IN FAVOR OF Team Unrepentant Rape Apologism. you don't have to ban the people who didn't actually commit the crime, but you don't have to fall all over yourselves to gift them an OGM either!

Listening to my own catshot mixtape and feeling some kind of way. Love these horrible fictional men so much.

A being that is 99% man, 1% horse. A percentaur.

Throwback to 1991 Worlds when Midori Ito jumped out of the rink #FigureSkating

Shiny new headphones aquired.... ready to taste the music

that gap in my resume was when i was in my laboratory stitching together various corpses to create my 7ft tall homunculus son

immediately

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

maybe it isn't a cuck chair. maybe they're poly and it's a 'politely waiting your turn' chair. Did you ever think of that.

Cutieees! 😍❤️ #OFMD #ConONeill #DavidFane #EwenBremner

for @iodhadh.bsky.social and anyone else who has been watching my descent into dadrock madness with interest. excerpt from nash's memoir which is pure gwen catnip.

what happens in h/etalia when borders are redistributed or national sovereignty movements succeed do they cut some twink's arm off and it grows into a new guy

ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL (1979) — 9:45 pm ET — 1h 33m (TCM Special Theme: Roger Corman) P.J. Soles, Vincent Van Patten, Clint Howard; directed by Allan Arkush A high-school hellcat will stop at nothing to meet her favorite band-The Ramones. #TCM #TCMParty

I knew Brianna Wu was melted when about 10 years ago she used to regularly DM me to gush about the cover of Jem & the Holograms #7. Every time I'd tell her I didn't draw it, it was drawn by Emma Vieceli, and every time she'd go "whoops my bad" only to do the same thing again a few months later.

.........i have another Gothic (1986) vid idea that hurts my own feelings

Shuffle hit me with a one two punch of Woman Of Heart And Mind & Diamonds And Rust which is a hell of a thing to have to contemplate first thing in the morning

fleetwood mac themed drag king named Flick Meatwood send post

Sometimes I think of this rare ship. I just think Fang could tame a dragon if he tried. He could bring out the warm and fuzzies in Izzy. Posting for #OFMDRareShips 's prompt 'Growing Old Together'. #OFMDfanart