Ace Attorney character named Warden Edgewise who gets interrupted constantly

flies are the opposite of vampires in matters of etiquette they can get into your house no problem... but then they *cannot* cross the threshold until they're explicitly uninvited. doesn't matter if the windows are wide open. they just can't do it

Simple Machines xkcd.com/3239/

Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3

probably the most boomer take I'll post in the next several months but. email was better when it was just monospaced plain text

DIO's stand if he was a vampire

Congrats on 30 years of steamed hams, @thatbilloakley.bsky.social 🍔♨️

And before I hear, "People are being threatened with genocide and you wanna talk about managing your own feelings???" I don't think subjecting yourself to cynical talk of The End Times™ constitutes activism. I can't stop an ICBM, but I can ask loved ones to take care of their mental health.

"he isn't just hauling ass, he's reaching unprecedented levels of badonkadonk logistics" (walmart delivery gps was glitching out and showing the driver just PLOWING down east carson street at like 350mph)

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

My toddler if he had the capacity to speak in full sentences:

Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off

this was funnier in my head

the time has come for you to place your hands at ten and two upon the wheel of fate

i hate content, i hate SEO, I hate manipulating the minds of my audience to keep them engaged one second longer. I've had people recommend ways to "Maximize my content," to hire cheap editors and post "30-40 videos a year" THIRTY-TO-FORTY VIDEOS A YEAR???? My goal in 2025 was TWELVE!

“They can't be freed from [Plato's] Cave if they're the ones projecting.” — @morganwable.bsky.social, somehow a better wordsmith than the bard of the damn polycule

Cooler Toaster Raccoon

the novelty of cats as a concept will never fully sink in or wear off for me I think i'll always be enamored and impressed by just having some small dudes walking around the house like it's no big deal sometimes they'll say a syllable

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

If you share the video I'm blocking you on sight. Secondhand trauma is not awareness, it's just emotional self-harm.

A peculiarity was observed in Tamriel after the Warp in the West: many recall the 9th of Frostfall very differently from others. Some say this is due to a Dragon Break, and that those with conflicting accounts are actually from alternate timelines. They call it the Mantella Effect. #🥁🥁📀 #Daggerfall

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I like to read Freya Holmér tweets and pretend that I know what the hell is going on, but really I just enjoy the sense of whimsy and magic behind complex maths I simply cannot hope to understand

I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful

Remember a year or two ago when everything suddenly had a limited edition "birthday cake" flavor all at once for like 4 months? and then nothing. it was weird

ooo it's so interesting seeing how dual quaternion splines solve extreme rotational differences! I made it prefer the shortest path within the quaternion double cover, so when control points pass the 180 degree switch with its neighbors, the path also changes its shape!

the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion

fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes

why tf is it called a "wardrobe" what other kind of drobes are there. we don't consider this. imagine a better world

Geordi LaForge, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. - Worf SonOfMogh

> In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand "Fix it in post."

do you think they ever hotboxed the TARDIS?

Thing a Day #000: I wanted to do an alternative #Inktober this year, but I couldn't find any prompts lists with a similar all-purpose vibe. so I made this: dysruption-media.github.io/word-getter/ get random words from wikipedia's 2000 most used words in poetry and make your own prompt lists! #tad

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS IN MY FORTNITE???? Yeah they put em in there! Join me and @carverdaracc.bsky.social at 8pm EST/ 5pm PST for Demon Rush runs on forted night!!! www.twitch.tv/doedeer37

do you think the invisible hand of the market paints her middle and ring fingernails a different shade of invisible

Star Trek is fun bc "our comic relief character, Foot Fetish Jar Jar, who dresses like a project runway challenge round in a rug store, experiences a crisis of faith and delivers a chilling soliloquy on the nature of man" is not specific enough to zero in on the series let alone a particular episode

i cracked the code (to compensate for Logic not accepting triplets as a valid basis for the beat, i set it to 3+3+3+4 so the pulse was handled correctly)

A difference of time sin(framecount) vs Perlin Noise 12000x8000 #art #processing #code #digitalart

“Kick ass and chew bubblegum” indicates intention to do both at the same time, implying OR. HOWEVER “I’m all out of bubblegum” implies that when one option is unavailable the other must be exercised.

Goldfish 1: knock knock Goldfish 2: who's there Goldfish 1: who's where Goldfish 2: what

this fucks. what else can I say (a lot actually, but it's 2am)

guess the snack! it feels like I'm chewing on a phone case while trying to telepathically download the taste of a swedish fish like it's the giver

Odyssey was so funny for this. Bowser’s like, “Why won’t the princess marry me? I showed her my epic weeb castle and everything!”