COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Ooh, this is the creepiest take on a time-travel story that I've read in a long time, dark and excellent:

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

man these are getting too real

"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se

give it up for Henry yall

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

Okay. I'm in. youtu.be/AzBSsKqvXdI

Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.

With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

Don't cross a picket line.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

I know a lot of people are already spreading this info, but hoping to spread it a little further: donating to a food bank, food pantry, or food distribution mutual aid group is really important right now, as TFG and the fucking GOP are shutting down snap benefits on November 1. I'll link to a few

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

This is how the most epic side quest begins. Do NOT miss this chance.

Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

i've been fear the whole time (credit = amandathinksso on tiktok)

Teaser trailer for Wake Up Dead Man, the third in the Knives Out series by Rian Johnson. [youtube.com]

'Hitman: World of Assassination' is free to keep on Steam. store.steampowered.com/app/1659040/...

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...

Local Standup for Science rally www.scientificamerican.com/article/stan...

@patstaresat.bsky.social I played ahead a little in Pirate Yakuza, and, without spoilers, one of the substories is the weirdest thing that the Like a Dragon series has every done, imo. I'm not even sure if I want to recommend you do it on stream, if you would find it funny or boring or bizarre.

PBS is now live on Prime — ad-free — and you don't need a subscription to watch. This marks the first time this programming will be available *free* on a major streaming service. Channels include PBS Drama, Documentaries, Kids + live feeds for 150 local stations www.pbs.org/articles/str... #TVSky

Had a sudden itch to do a big, complex jigsaw puzzle, but everything I find online that will ship quickly is crappy AI-generated art, which I don't want to support.

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

“Enjoy the warm glow of liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen as their combustion casts a calming, flickering glow.” 🧪🔭🚀😂🤣

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown

well, everybody, this is going to suck, but we’re going to follow the blueprint of every monster movie with a 2 in the title: take a little time to disbelieve that this is happening again, then use what we learned last time to fight hard, protect each other, and survive for as long as we can.

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off

Extremely late to the party!

You can tell who did and who did not moderate IRC/phpBB/whatever back in the day, because all of us who did learned the true shape of online group culture: your culture is the shittiest person you don't ban

At some point Democratic elected officials will notice that when Donald Trump has a personal setback the majority of the population literally celebrates in the street, I hope.

Under Biden, the IRS has sought to slay turbotax once and for all. www.axios.com/2024/05/30/i...