OPEC will hold production steady going into the new year. Plus: shipping logistics, a closed-border economy, and healthy packaged food alternatives. Today on Marketplace.

Oh, not so smug now are you, my Quebecois friends?? Hon hon hon!! 😂🤣

What’s up Higgy baby?

Burt Reynolds approves.

Boise: we have an office available in our building. 10*11, conference room, internet, printers/office supplies, fancy coffee, reception area (staffed 50% of the time). 10th and Fort.

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day

I'll give you the short version: they sponsored & supported the most influential AIDS denialist group of the 2000's, resulting in national policies in South Africa that caused an estimated 330,000 deaths there. They have never apologized or acknowledged what they did. medium.com/the-monthly/...

Trump’s like, at least they’re not asking for the Epstein files, today.

CALLOUT: I am looking to interview individuals who have sought health care at crisis pregnancy centers, whether intentionally or unintentionally, and want to talk about their experience. The center can be located anywhere. If you or someone you know might be interested, please email or send me a DM.

Just when I thought I'd seen it all........ endpoints.news/new-acip-cha....

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“Master Röesin”

Tell me she’s not Bat Boy.

Karoline Leavitt is Bat Boy and the mainstream media is The Weekly World News and how did we even get here?

Hey cable news -- the White House press secretary is lying. You don't have to take this live.

Happy Cat in a Christmas Tree Season to all who celebrate.

And this guy wanted to be president. Jeez Louise!

She probably thinks she can see Russia from her back porch. Oh honey, that not even Canada. That’s North Dakota.

Best dad joke ever, tbh.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

It was seventy years ago today that Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on an Alabama bus, triggering one of the world's great experiments in nonviolent action

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Come for the 🍺 🧪, stay for the third place 🍻.

Love this time of year. Love lists.

I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.

Has he released his MRI yet?

Can confirm. I’ve met very few managers who are good at their job. The good managers I know were GREAT managers because they knew I liked, and supported me doing, MY JOB.

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It’s not easy for Canada to completely restructure its economic system away from a partnership with the United States, a partnership Canada knows… that EVERY nation now knows… can’t be trusted. But it’s the right thing to do. And we’ll be stronger for it. Will the United States? I doubt it.

Has this been posted yet

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6 years today the first COVID case was identified in a man in Wuhan marking the beginning of a global pandemic that changed the world. We are way less prepared today to face another pandemic than we were back then. This fact makes me sad.

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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

CLEARLY Thomas hasn’t seen “Hot Frosty” on The Hallmark™️ channel.

What? WHAT?? 😱

Snow emergency declared in both Minneapolis and St. Paul. Don’t forget to move your car!

Spoiler alert: it’s not magic. 🧪

Replying to @yocum137.bsky.social: A man of my girth knows the true meaning of "to follow." Let the pasties lead, and I shall be their most devoted disciple. My belly has never betrayed a pastry.

Can confirm. Man, when I don’t get my 42 minute walk in, I can get really down.

Now that I’m “retired” I’ve been thinking a lot about third spaces…

No. I promise you a (surprisingly) few hours w/a decent search engine will get you much more useful info on building nuclear weapons. FURTHERMORE! The basic principles are well understood & published. ChatGPT isn’t gonna be able to tell me measurements much less be able to crap out some HEU.

Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.

With Pasties to follow soon after.

Next time you have imposter syndrome, remember THIS got published in Nature