centrists like to use terminology disputes as a proxy battle for actual policy fights, and engaging is often fruitless. if you don’t like the slogan use something else. but the agency needs to be hollowed out, every existing agent needs to be put on no-hire lists, and there need to be prosecutions.

they really do see us as NPCs.

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

was served The Video on autoplay and then took the dog for a walk and saw a dead body. it isn’t even 10 am yet

Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

while we’re still talking about 2016, i just want people to know that everyone in my class tried to make our homecoming theme “harambe” but the administration overruled it

author of “don’t invent the Torment Nexus” drops in to say we’re screwed but at least there’s satay and tacos

inconvenience is our achilles heel. it’s the vent shaft to the reactor core of the death star. this is a country full of baby-brained main characters who will absolutely lose their shit if they have to stand in line for an extra minute at a grocery store

i just feel like america has no business starting fights with the country that makes ozempic

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

old people remember the cause of the Bills continued failure

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

all they had to do was loudly tell the admin to eat shit and they would have backed down. gavin newsom sucks but he understands this one weird trick

Hey this guy is running as a Dem in Ventura. Yes. He loves Gavin Newsom and Auschwitz.

long beach decided against naming the local baseball team Regulators like residents wanted because they are giant pussies who hate selling tickets and merch

At @wired.com, we are hiring for a senior editor on our science desk. I'm happy to answer any questions about the role; my email is [email protected].

body firmly at work. mentally i’m at that golden retriever resort near joshua tree

Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather

just when i thought it couldn’t get any funnier, it did

Every time Homan is being interviewed, the follow-up question should always be, "If i paid you $50,000 right now, would your answer change?"

the line between rejected righteous gemstones character and cocktail server on fremont street

MAGAs assume that their own subservient and profoundly pathetic woman-thralls represent all women: good time to prove them very wrong

throw “feared for my life” into the bin along with “just following orders”. no magic fucking words should protect you from a murder charge.

Karen Budd-Falen’s family is making millions of dollars off of her “public service.” It’s long past time for our representatives in Congress to say enough is enough and open an investigation into just how deep the rot at our Interior Department goes. https://nyti.ms/3LfBVWM

“we put 300 horses in this car”

Imagine watching sitcoms in the 90s and having any sense of what malignant cancers the Will and Grace lady and the maintenance guy from NewsRadio would turn out to be for the world

ICE agent kills woman, DHS tells obvious, insane lies about it: defector.com/ice-agent-ki...

Journalists have a responsibility to the profession and, ultimately, to the truth that should override "their own vulnerability" at this or any other moment.

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

putting Bovino under a jail is too good for him.

saw a giant hawk today

This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.

not enough football talk imo

“The only thing the elite Washington press corps likes more than a bipartisan commission on debt reduction is a stack of flag-draped coffins.” web.archive.org/web/20200103...

watching bari weiss crash and burn has been delightful

watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race

"gift" link She was also a jazz musician and a passionate participant in the movement for Black liberation. www.mercurynews.com/2025/12/21/f...

giving the eulogy at uncle baby billy’s funeral

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

“Oil… oil… oil… oil… oil… oil…” TLDR: It was never about drugs

i’ve asked so many hook and bullet chuds how they expect to hunt and fish when everything is on fire and animals die off from habitat destruction, and they never have a response

Remember when people said it was crazy to think that we were in an AI bubble? When they would actively mock you for doubting the glory of the LLM era?

the freemium AI grandma has draft kings ads and very limited heavy accent options

grief tech needs to be banned and anyone who thinks it’s a good idea should have to be re-parented by a new family before joining society

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

had to send this to so many people. great work

i would be sworn in with a printed copy of lindy west’s review of sex and the city 2

every time i read about one of these college presidents promising to reinvent the liberal arts education i think of "marge v. the monorail"