Love working in a job where I can also work on my book at the same time.

Carving a snake from solid stone - remarkable! Credit: cosmicvoyager, Reddit

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

Hacking canvas? What do they think this is, the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum in 1990.

If you work at a Canvas school, like I do, FYI: www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...

Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth

Nothing can hurt me here … #Cat #Caturday

Reminder isfourseasonstotallandscapingstillfunny.com

Alex Jones tosses and turns at night. He can’t sleep. In a cold sweat, he throws off the covers. He’s seen this in his nightmares one too many times. He’s got to warn the people. They’ve done it, this time. They’ve…turned the clouds gay.

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

I wonder how funny people were back in medieval times. Like what was the comedy like.

The news about Guiliani is making me miss the exhilaration of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco and the Destiel-Putin-Georgia day on Tumblr. The chaos was beautiful. I don't know if I'll ever see anything like that again.

rudy dying is going to be a comedy letdown, as we all realize that we're not topping the Four Seasons Total Landscaping shitposting saga dude's been buried for six years. the rest is just a formality

When Rudy Giuliani dies, services will be held in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. His obituary will be written on Hunter Biden’s laptop, and his death will be blamed on Obama.

At my job, we have a life-size statue of the founder in the lobby, and lemme tell u, that shit is terrifying on the security camera when the big lights are off.

Complaints can (and should) be sent to Fidelity Investments PO Box 770001 Cincinnati OH 45277-0045 I spent half an hour on the phone with Fidelity this week and this was the best I could get from them. Please join me in flooding their mailbox with our outrage. Thank you.

One day I'm gonna follow my cousin Daryl's footsteps and become my town's local menace But in a way that's fun for everyone

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

My textbook says that these days there is no 'de jure' (legal) discrimination because those laws were declared unconstitutional and removed. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Worst acid reflux of my life. Didn't know it could hit my eustachian tubes. So much pain.

I hate it when a memory of something awkward that happened 15 years ago surfaces and I have to stop what I'm doing to beat it back down.

This is so evil but so fucking funny, like sitcom villain shit

my horoscope says i’m gonna pee today, guaranteed hit

How to Train Your Cat 😹😁😂

All the politicians and pundits who are suddenly posting about how we need the ballroom feel eerily like bots that are all trained to say the same thing to influence public opinion. Hmmmm.

It's fun to see how when a right-wing nutjob with a manifesto does a shooting, he's a "lone wolf" but when Trump's little "assassin" does a shooting, it's reflective of all democrats everywhere and everyone who is a democrat must be punished and eliminated for their murderous intentions.

Sometimes I think "Wow, are we really isolated here on Bluesky?" Then something like this happens ...

What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊

please do not commit any federal crimes that would lead me to feeling a deep sense of embarrassment after finding out you read my posts

When I was in elementary school my mom tried to make apple fritters but fucked it up so bad that it ended up being something else entirely. But whatever it was, it was DELICIOUS and I am craving it so bad. But I can't make it because even SHE doesn't know what she did to make it.

Are we so fucking for real

If someone managed to live through the 2010s all the way through the Year 2026 and they STILL support stuffing every available surface with surveillance tech, they simply lack Survival Skills. They're like a bichon frieze that escapes to The Outside. A hawk gonna get their gullible ass.

The passwords in the gamecube Animal Crossing really helped me prepare to write down doi numbers.

:))))

only this time it isn't a metaphor

Omg i laughed too hard now i have asthma. But I feel way better about my life choices.

Look for the helpers

Chris Smalls, the worker who took on Amazon and won, reminds us: power doesn't come from wealth, it comes from people who organise and act. Nothing changes if we do nothing. Solidarity is action.

YALL! I’m so happy. For the past two years I’ve been gently coaxing my right wing neighbor out of the dark side like a feral cat. After sending her tons of articles about measles; She convinced her daughter to get her baby vaccinated and it worked!

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

I still don't understand Hugh's metaphor but he did cook with that article.

Damn straight, Hugh! WHERE IS THAT MONEY FROM?

Okay, Hugh, I'll give you that. That was a real valid point you made. U right bruh.

You're conflating cost efficiency with dual roles, Hugh. Those are two different things, Hugh. Hugh. HUGH.

Who says the word "whilst" in regular conversation? Like out loud? I know everybody and their grandmas say it in writing nowadays but who is pronouncing that in front of other humans?

Reached the point in my education where I read a journal article and talk to the author aloud when I read something weird. What the FUCK are you talking about, Hugh? You're using a metaphor that no one's ever used before, buddy, and I genuinely don't know what it means.

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